🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Now that there's no retarded women or toddlers in his vicinity, Ralph is back to being hilarious rather than worrying (and hilarious).

That brain melted tweet about the strip club is so good. Dummy didn't even have to say a word about it, but no, it was a matter of pride to explain that he ran away from the bouncers at a strip club because he was an uppity cheapskate that wanted a five dollar sucky sucky.
 
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They need to do way instain slub wet> who swige througug thier unber windowss, becuse these javelin bee cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a tittles in ar who had upseld her three pussy and home, they are taking the three pussy back to Tijuana L too doble on cig.. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your o possible but life-endeing lots....
 
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EyeGuy said:
Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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What the fuck does any of this mean lmao?

"He grants my cigarette and trying to grab my bG (would javelin bee o possible but life ending)"

Where do you even being to decode this brain melt booze slop dribble?! The fucking polish guys who broke the enigma code wouldn't know that to do with this. This is random quote worthy imo.
 
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"Rat faced nigger diseased whore looked amazing! Grease stained leggings were demure! 10/10 would thumb!"
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ddlloo said:
Now that there's no retarded women or toddlers in his vicinity, Ralph is back to being hilarious rather than worrying (and hilarious).

That brain melted tweet about the strip club is so good. Dummy didn't even have to say a word about it, but no, it was a matter of pride to explain that he ran away from the bouncers at a strip club because he was an uppity cheapskate that wanted a five dollar sucky sucky.
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I'd kill to see video of him in his Xanny Zombie state inside that strip club. Rambling and stuttering, fighting with imaginary dox moon and trying to feel up and grab the whores. Getting angry because they're trying to make him buy a bottle or bucket of beers for a blowjob. So he's just nodding out, "yes yes more more we want more yes yes More". Until the dude that butt fucked Meigh comes over to throw him the fuck out for being a muy loco puto gringo gordo.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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It's beautiful, a perfect representation of what losing your steam too early looks like - You can kinda infer it until half, at which point the monster takes root and it just becomes pure gibberish.
 
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That's right bish. If you want grants by cigarette again and not in forna big fall imo, you.o py getting uploaded me any time since 2020. Or else tittles doble on cig and everything else....

You supposed slub wet something false naerrtove isnt the only tbing. Beat your ass througug my unber window lmao. Tbeye would javelin bee o possible. Bish. I'll rreadly ely to upseld up your fat ass.

I understand. Things rspigly shift something one were things. Tbeye no excuse.

Abd i have no idea you you are.
 
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Best explanations for this gibberish are xannies and booze or
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A bit off-topic but this scares the shit out of me. Be in decent health, get on an airplane, seems uneventful, then stroke out and/or die a few hours later on your way to wherever after you land because the reduced air pressure in the plane set your body on a self-destructive course through no fault of your own.

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My guess on the stripclub situation is that they offered a lapdance but Ralph became beligerent and DEMANDED to have sex with the girl. Poor thing, how much shittier can your life get? I mean the stripper, not Ralph.
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Fucking loser. Everyone knows the right way to do this with one that catches your eye is tip her a bit when she's on stage, accept her lap dance offer, and ask for digits during the dance in back while you sneak in a touch or two with the back of your hand.

What a dumbass. It's probably even easier south of the border where they don't care about touch so much. :story:
 
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How does he even manage to type like this on a mobile device? Don't all modern cell phones have predictive typing and autocorrect? Like if you purposely want to type nonsense you have to force it. His stream of retardation was filtered to what we saw... JFC.

Oday Simpon is my heeero.Dox moon doble on my cig possible life-ending. Javelin bee my gunter window. Im completely sober kiwifarms.
 
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