Concord - robots with pronouns

Even though it's still Early Access, the Twitch viewer count for Concord is a joke for a new game, compared to the Monkey game that Concord and Dustborn Simps are seething about:

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The Twitch viewership for Concord continues to drop like a rock, even though it's on a Sunday night, which should be prime time, and still lags way behind the Monkey game:

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Is this the BIGGEST GAME FLOP, EVER? Seeing how much money they spent on it, how long they developed it and whos behind it?

Is it?
It depends on how big the budget was compared to hyenas, which was pulled before release, and suicide squad - which sold marginally better but may have had a budget twice as large.

Sadly we'll probably never know.
 
Then you're gonna love Parris of Kinda Funny and Gamertag Radio.
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And here's a bonus. Parris is also friends with one of Alyssa Mercante's major simps, Kahlief Adams of The Spawnies.
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Funnily enough, I know someone who worked on concept/decal work on Concord and he knew years ago it was destined to fail just based on the feedback they gave him. Basically sworn off all studio work now, since its not the first experience he's had like this.
 
Why can't these fuckers make one good looking black woman in these games? like just take naomi campbell circa 1990 and put her in dayglo spandex or whatever zoomies like.

At this point I'm just assuming they hate black women and want everybody to think they're all ugly.
They're making women ugly because seeing attractive women in any context causes trannies to seethe, and you can't offend trannerinos.
 
I seem to have missed this one:

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Gonna have to agree with canning it ahead of release; better to take the L upfront than also take a huge repetitional loss. 5 years of work down the drain at Creative Assembly of all places, woof.
Hyenas was such a fucking weird game, man. Like if you read the plot outline it comes across as like a John Waters movie. A ballerina, a drag queen and an autist dressed like sonic live in a place called the Taint and raid spaceships owned by the wealthy elite of Mars who plunder earth for Sega Genesis games. Like what?

At least it seems like they were trying with that one vs Concord which might be the most souless, sauceless shit I've ever seen.
 
All that really has to be said is that this game is a Valorant clone, which is itself an Overwatch clone. I wish the developers luck because they are going to need it for this dumb game.

A Morrowind clone would be better received. Imagine all of the Zoomers who give up on the game 5 minutes in because they need to use a map and follow directions?
 
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