Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sneedem&feedem]

Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.

EDIT:

Spoiler: The song if you haven't heard it

At the very beginning, Barnes explains that Rekieta's defense lawyer is member of his and Rekieta's board as in Locals board. Is this the first time Barnes has mentioned this? Barnes is not beating the sleazy ambulance chaser allegations as he pimps out his associate who also gives him money while simultaneously calling for people not to hire all the lawyers who are critical of Barnes/Rekieta's theory of the case.

At this point I'm gonna refer to it as their collective theory because Barnes is just repeating the same points as Rekieta. Now that we have definitive proof from the fat horse's mouth himself that they were all networking on Locals, it's clear that it's a coordinated strategy and PR effort on the side of Nick Rekieta and Robert Barnes.

Barnes also talks in a super weird tone, like he doesn't talk about Rekieta's defense attorney as such. He makes it sound like this Locals board member just randomly inserted himself into the case instead of being hired by Rekieta with money (presumably, he might be getting payed in exposure lol) to represent him in court.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

At the very beginning, Barnes explains that Rekieta's defense lawyer is member of his and Rekieta's board as in Locals board. Is this the first time Barnes has mentioned this? Barnes is not beating the sleazy ambulance chaser allegations as he pimps out his associate who also gives him money while simultaneously calling for people not to hire all the lawyers who are critical of Barnes/Rekieta's theory of the case.

At this point I'm gonna refer to it as their collective theory because Barnes is just repeating the same points as Rekieta. Now that we have definitive proof from the fat horse's mouth himself that they were all networking on Locals, it's clear that it's a coordinated strategy and PR effort on the side of Nick Rekieta and Robert Barnes.

Barnes also talks in a super weird tone, like he doesn't talk about Rekieta's defense attorney as such. He makes it sound like this Locals board member just randomly inserted himself into the case instead of being hired by Rekieta with money (presumably, he might be getting payed in exposure lol) to represent him in court.

Lies and misrepresentation?! You don't say!

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What if his big brain move is to edit his own video in YouTube studio after the fact to remove the coke nose and this whole bullshit is just to throw one piece of evidence out.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

What emotions were these coke heads trying to convey?
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They look pained not happy.
April septum check:
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Still there, for now.

@Sretan Božo Here is a helpful thread about image thumbnails, because that pumpkin pic is fucking massive!:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-hav...to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/post-11320041

Wow, Nick really has that "I'm a smooth druggie" kinda look now. I don't think Onlyfans is what's next, I personally feel we will one day wake up to news of him being caught selling drugs with Hot Wife, and we will all get ro see their second mug shot in a years time. I'm hopeful, Nick knows suppliers and will most likely need easy money soon since Rumble and YouTube ain't getting the same amount of snacks for the kEEds it once did. Also there's TWO WIVES now! Even if one is just a crack whore in disguise you still have to feed it, especially if it has no job. So it will make sense for them to try selling. Hopefully Nick sees this, because if money get tight it's a good idea, I think so....

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

There are like 5 species of mice that all kinda look like that, a few of them are native to North America. I remember having to wrangle my cat off of one in my deep south home a few years ago. Idk if there actually are any in Minnesota, but it's possible

I've only ever had normal mice caught in our traps growing up. I always went with my Dad to drop them off in the woods, because I thought he'd just kill them and lie to me if I didn't see him let them go.

 

[Lord of Kiwis]

Its insane seeing Barnes descend into this madness defending a scum bag like this. I replaced my legal news watching with viva and Barnes show after Nick failed to be be able to talk about anything law related for over a year. I've now had to cut out Barnes and Viva too.

I'm now down to Nate, Sean, Steve Lehto and Hunleys legal roundup on Fridays.

I have kind of avoided seeing any of Barnes takes on this up to this point, but wow. That guy is RETARDED. How does he so thoroughly convince himself that every single cop in the house was crooked (his words) when he hasn’t seen any proof? You’d think a lawyer would be more careful about making such definitive statements.

Also can anyone please point me to a time Nick was critical of his local county policing? Since when is Nick some freedom fighter in Kandiyohi County? Nobody’d ever even heard of the place until he got corrupted, why on earth would the cops be out to get him?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I have kind of avoided seeing any of Barnes takes on this up to this point, but wow. That guy is RETARDED. How does he so thoroughly convince himself that every single cop in the house was crooked (his words) when he hasn’t seen any proof? You’d think a lawyer would be more careful about making such definitive statements.

He's not a lawyer. He's a PR man now, a more insidious and noxious breed of bottom feeder.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

If I had to guess that's an outlet extender that your brain is artifacting into looking like a mouse.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Nobody’d ever even heard of the place until he got corrupted, why on earth would the cops be out to get him?

My guess is that he thinks the cops are acting on behalf of the judge he insulted. Behind the scene her judge friends are writing bad warrants and sending cops to destroy his life by planting evidence.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.

EDIT:

Spoiler: The song if you haven't heard it

Just going to post my first song that I made when Barnes first came out with his bizarre stance.

Him and Viva have gone a bit insane and seem to see conspiracy everywhere. None of these people will admit that they were wrong if Nick is proven to have done any of this in a court of law. They have taken the position that the government is always wrong which means they are always right.

 

[repentance]

Wow, Nick really has that "I'm a smooth druggie" kinda look now. I don't think Onlyfans is what's next, I personally feel we will one day wake up to news of him being caught selling drugs with Hot Wife, and we will all get ro see their second mug shot in a years time. I'm hopeful, Nick knows suppliers and will most likely need easy money soon since Rumble and YouTube ain't getting the same amount of snacks for the kEEds it once did. Also there's TWO WIVES now! Even if one is just a crack whore in disguise you still have to feed it, especially if it has no job. So it will make sense for them to try selling. Hopefully Nick sees this, because if money get tight it's a good idea, I think so....

They'll live off the proceeds from the house sale for a while but they won't reduce expenses so that money's not going to last long, especially not with legal fees to pay.

 

[Pagan Min]

So, how bad of a loser does everyone think Nick is going to be when the judge refuses to toss the warrant?

Publicly, he'll probably put on an act like everything's cool & it's just something that he expected. Privately, he'll tard-rage like nobody's EVER seen before...

He told Chrissie Mayr that he got up in the cop's faces when they arrested him.
"Where's the warrant? Show me the warrant pussies, you won't!"
Which I don't really buy; The guy can barely shit talk people on the internet, even people he clearly hates.

Oh, I'm sure the epic confrontations he's had in his head have been AMAZING! He's owned EVERYONE! And then everyone clapped! Afterward, even Judge Pussy-Liquor came out of the crowd & offered to blow him right on the spot!

 

[repentance]

He told Chrissie Mayr that he got up in the cop's faces when they arrested him.
"Where's the warrant? Show me the warrant pussies, you won't!"

Good thing the body cam footage will prove this.

 

[Major]

Whilst doing OnlyFans can be thought of as a self-own, I am actually surprised how good Keanu looks in this pic and other than lacking in size, her tits look fine in this pic.

the fact anyone pays for this junk just baffles me.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Aaron saying he bought the dress is so wild for me.

I am surprised. I was clearly very wrong, this was the least likely option for me. I am kind of glad it's not Kayla's dress though.

But in this case Nick is just fine banging April in a dress that still has Aaron's sperm stains on it. Maybe he just misses him?

Edit: Aaron, chill out. You're a faggot, sure, but a lot of people are pointing out that April used to look better before Nick. Still, you admit she liked the same things as you did and now she's a different person liking stuff that Nick does? Yeah, the "woman you married" never existed, she's just adjusting to whatever her boyfriend is like. She's just lucky you and Nick have the same trashy taste in women AND dresses.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

who told me something like half the people in the county jail he guarded were people he'd known as kids. He said most of them weren't bad people, just fuckups, and tried to treat them decently.

thats probably another reason Nick is such a shithead, he was the rich new kid when he moved in as at 9 years old or whenever the fuck, and he's still the rich new kid today. Kayla probably was the town bicycle too before bringing back Nicky.

Good thing the body cam footage will prove this.

just two more weeks

 

[AnOminous]

And have Dax live in comedy purgatory where Nick constantly sets him up for jokes that make no sense. Ack ack...ack?

Every time I see your avatar(d) I wonder if Nick has mistaken the pug for a raccoon and beaten it to death with a hammer yet.

Why does he hate that harmless dog so much?

Barnes also talks in a super weird tone, like he doesn't talk about Rekieta's defense attorney as such. He makes it sound like this Locals board member just randomly inserted himself into the case instead of being hired by Rekieta with money (presumably, he might be getting payed in exposure lol) to represent him in court.

That would be hilarious if he isn't even getting paid in money, because if he's getting paid in "exposure" it is getting paid to be exposed as an abjectly incompetent retard with skills that are measured in dogshit.

At least if he's getting paid actual money to be the Mouth of Balldo, he's getting something out of it and may attract the kind of retard client who actually wants their lawyer just to parrot their deranged losing gibberish.

How does he so thoroughly convince himself that every single cop in the house was crooked (his words) when he hasn’t seen any proof?

He's more corrupt than any cop. He's an absolute piece of shit.

He's pro-cocaine, he's pro-child abuse. What an absolute fuckwad.

 

[thebigdream]

Every time I see your avatar(d) I wonder if Nick has mistaken the pug for a raccoon and beaten it to death with a hammer yet.

Why does he hate that harmless dog so much?

I wish they'd done a hair follicle test on the pug, who knows how many cocaine bullets he's eaten off the couch

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Every time I see your avatar(d) I wonder if Nick has mistaken the pug for a raccoon and beaten it to death with a hammer yet.

Why does he hate that harmless dog so much?

Probably pissed on a stash or knocked over a whiskey bottle. Or, just to be disgusting:

Spoiler: I warned you

Maybe Nick walked in on Qayla, the dog, and an open jar of peanut butter.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

Might as well make the money while she can. She's got a target demographic of Nick's audience, Juju, and Ralph. She'll do better than most of the mid, 30 something, whores on the platform, and she has much more to gain than lose. Mostly because she's got nothing to lose. It's not like she was a productive member of society before marrying Aaron. Hell, her cuckhold boyfriend would get off on it.

I like to imagine what would've happened to April if she stayed with her BF at the paint factory. Her wardrobe would be filled with a lot of Mossy Oak and Carhartt, and she would've spent her free time drinkin' Busch Light, watchin' dirt track races at the county fair, and singin' Gretchen Wilson songs during Karaoke night at Stoney's Bar!

Not a glamorous life, sure, but it would beat gettin' Balldo'd for coke!