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I HATE JOURNOSCUM I HATE JOURNOSCUM I HATE JOURNOSCUM
enjoy some Streissand effect, dumb piece of shit.
enjoy some Streissand effect, dumb piece of shit.
2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"
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Her lawyer being a KF user and giving her a deep mindfuck by saying "Ms. Mercante, I see that this horrible website has a thread about you. Perhaps you should pay me to do something about it." would be hilariously devilish trolling.
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For now it is a letter by a lolyer that thought it reads really cool and badass while he wrote it.
A few hundreds in the hole, but compared to actual lawfare, that's nothing.
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This reads like it was written by a first year law student or something. The tone is just off. It's not just me right?
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"a lolsuit lottery". Except nobody has ever won a judgement against the site before, so good fucking luck nigger.
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Muh gaming bros know all about this bitch. She is a total whore-cow who could give Anisa Jomha a run for her money, with a full set of parenthesis (including the journo gig even).
She wants it though. She is in a tailspin, her career is in full sunset, she is an alchy slag with a ton of bad tats and she has no prospects. She want's to transition into being Anita Sarkissian but doesn't have the image and is 10 years too late... and she thinks if she pokes hard enough at the internet she can get it anyway.
She wants it though. She is in a tailspin, her career is in full sunset, she is an alchy slag with a ton of bad tats and she has no prospects. She want's to transition into being Anita Sarkissian but doesn't have the image and is 10 years too late... and she thinks if she pokes hard enough at the internet she can get it anyway.
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Of course she friccin would. Oh, well. I hope you dudes are all looking forward to being in the Culture War headlines for the next month and a half.
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I am not a lawyer; but the first half seems simple enough; Dear Josh, this is who I am, this is what I am requesting, cites some fucking laws. Then devolves into mean girl shit; like he said "here's the relevant info" then let his client, who is a BPD Twitter Whore™ fill in the rest with her own shit.
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I was always baffled how Alyssa "No es picante" Mercante could be a sex worker.
May this lawsuit be her liferuin speedrun.
May this lawsuit be her liferuin speedrun.
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I hate this grifter. She keeps worming her way everywhere I go. Even posting this news is getting her attention she doesn't deserve. I guess you can never win against retarded grifters.
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i mean, yeah. this is all dumb and shes being extra and everything. But she do gotta nice ass. she still do sex work?
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Trying to be the next Wu/Quinn/Anita not realizing that every one of those stories ended in failure and people already learn the lessons from them.
Doesn't help that while all of them could at least initially present themselves as non-hostile, non-aggressive victims, Mercunt has actively provoked, insulted and harassed other people in public.
Doesn't help that while all of them could at least initially present themselves as non-hostile, non-aggressive victims, Mercunt has actively provoked, insulted and harassed other people in public.
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Is it just me or does this suppossed penned-by-lawyers letter sound really unprofessional? That "Mr. Moon is not currently in our crosshairs" bullshit is almost approaching Gorilla Warfare territory.
Get better taste, nigguh.
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I have a problem with doxxxxxxx when it's doxxxxxing a guys's grandma because he donated 100 bucks to Dsp..
This is mighty fine. I know the lawyer and Alyssa herself don't have a general idea of the website but her thread is very low in the malicious and disgenious scale.
The doxxxxx is also very rudimentary and I admit I love the juxtaposition of the doxxxx + her own quote goading hater into an irl fight.
This is mighty fine. I know the lawyer and Alyssa herself don't have a general idea of the website but her thread is very low in the malicious and disgenious scale.
The doxxxxx is also very rudimentary and I admit I love the juxtaposition of the doxxxx + her own quote goading hater into an irl fight.
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She most likely found this thread by being dumb Googling her own name, that is usually the case with most cows.
And nothing can be done her thread, people are allowed to talk about other people, the police can’t arrest someone for gossip.
If someone were to physically harm Alyssa then sure, the police would step in, but no KFarmer would be that dense to do such a thing and that’s not what we’re about. We are here just to point and laugh at morons and expose a few lunatics along the way, that’s it.
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Find Kathryn Twoton's account and ban her. Guarantee her (or one of the other lawltwitter idiots) has been trying to shop litigation against the Farms for ages. Finally found a cow dumb enough to bite.
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There will be peanut butter tonight. It will do nothing to lessen the shame.
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“Don’t talk bad about me or I’ll sue you!” is a really stupid strategy.
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At least go fuck a whore who actually has a family to feed, not this waste of air who has nothing better to do but whine about mario games she doesn't even play.
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Pretty sure when she 'does sexwork' it's posting some nasty pics on OF and joining in degenerate threesomes with other Kotaku types in exchange for an 1/8th or w/e. Pretty sure she is not an actual streetwalker but rather LARPs as one, which if you ask me is worse. At least a legit street walker might have kids to feed or bills to pay... Alyssa is just a textbook narcissist.
Ps. They didn't collect enough rubber during the great war to mitigate the risk of going in there.
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