DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

I gotta ask because even after all this time I do not know, but how?

Did he rob a fintech millionaire 5 years ago and had a stroke resulting in a fixation for dumping money on strangers? Where is all this capital coming from?

The most likely explanation is that he’s on disability and lives with his parents

 

[GOBLINMASTER666]

How they managed to alter Phil’s behavior so fast is beyond me.

I think it's got to be that they're soulmates, at least in terms of how short-sighted and retarded all three of them are.

Important to remember that Andy Warski got strung along first by Sargon of Akkad and the skeptics from Vidcon to Kilroy, PPP orbited the Gunt well after that expiry date, and Phil...well, anyone in this subforum knows that Phil is a jilted lover of several different niche scenes. The reason why these guys appear to love each other so much is because they've all been the butt of the joke and gotten upset about it.

Phil also has had no real friends for, what, almost ten years at this point? When two guys who generate cash flow and seem like kindred spirits treat you a little well, I imagine someone with Phil's personality is more likely to mirror how they behave, especially if they're fluffing him like he's Johnny Sins in a Brazzers scene.

I can't really predict how this arc is going to end and I love it. I know Doody gets a lot of shit for how autistic he gets about Phil despite his own tard behavior, but if his mere existence and relative success (5k a month to mock some recluse nigger in Renton is nothing to sneeze at) can generate blow-ups like this up until and possibly after the JtK documentary, I think I might owe him a smidge more respect.

God bless all of you and the Farms.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He's very easy to manipulate if you say the right things. He's a mark.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Reminder how Phil behaves when he actually comes face to face with the people he so volubly despises.

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For today, my only hope is for a good voice crack like that, and that he doesn't lose his smugness and cancel the thing with Keemstar.

 

[Telemeter]

He's very easy to manipulate if you say the right things. He's a mark.

"The nice guy with the suit, leather boots, and italian style slick back hair said it's a buyer's market for BMW"

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

When I said Phil was becoming unhinged I felt I made an understatement less than a day later, the doors off the fucking frame now and flown into the wind. I can't wait to see where this goes, though I need to system shock rage to really top this arc off personally

System Shock is on the backburner and will eventually get FF7Rebirth'd.

At least we still have Street Fighter 6 but even that's getting old. But since he cant run to another platform and start over it might get more interesting later on. Unless he just...makes another steam account.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Doody is already spamming Phil's WWE Champions admittance. He gets the easy things right. WTF was Phil thinking by doing that mock admittance? Phil must honestly believe he doesn't beg and never will again.

 

[PigSeed]

Brian himself said in his Agent Proper interview that when he confronted DSP about Derich, Phil gave him an explanation/justification that Brian promised he wouldn't share publicly.

Meaning, according to someone on good terms with Phil, DSP himself absolutely knows the shit Derich gets into and is intentionally shielding him for some reason

If we're to believe one of the only people to claim allyship with DSP (and not as part of some ironic milking scheme like KC), then this shouldn't be overlooked when talking about Derich.

Again, whether or not you personally care/think it's a big deal, whatever, that's subjective. But the whole "how do we know Phil's even aware of Derich's behavior" shit needs to die.

I just want null to grill him about defending and protecting his pedo son derich. Phil knows everything about derich so he can't say he had no idea (phil had to unfollow derich on Twitter because of the insane amount of porn tweets) I just wanna see phil squirm and try to say he isn't responsible for his audience while a clip plays of him saying the retarded spider man line.

 

[strandedcastaway]

at this point I couldn’t even attempt to predict where things are going next. Even though the KC streams were boring and hard to watch, I didn’t assume they would have the effect they did. How they managed to alter Phil’s behavior so fast is beyond me. Whatever happens tho should indeed be fun, the inevitable crash may even prove more damaging than the Sidescrollers incident, as he legitimately feels like he’s on top of the word rn

Phil has called all of us idiots/stupid/dumb what, a million times by this point? He has convinced himself he's brilliant and we're stupid but no one ever supports this view but a few dents. Now he's finally found someone to tell him he really is the king.

I know it sounds crazy if you're a tourist, but Phil really is a delusional narcissist. His whole existence is about making money and how everyone else---companies, detractors, whoever---are making money that should be his. A few streams kissing Phil's ass, even with the sneak dissing, were enough to get Phil to play into it. It's like getting told you're ugly inside and out, but now FINALLY someone is telling you you are the king and not a lying gacha-addicted scammer.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Doody and Keem have been arguing for half an hour on Doody's live stream. Don't know what this BS is about. Probably some gay plan, just posting here incase anyone wants to tune in.

Edit: Keem saying Doody has no right to clip his or Phil's channel without commentary. Guess they had some deal behind the scenes with Keem's content. Keem says Doody has no right to do it to Phil, either. Doody says he has permission from Phil (with a clip of Phil saying it). Blah blah blah.

Dsp might be coming on (Nope. Hes not). Thanks for someone linking it below. I'm old and dumb.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

While the KC arc has seen Phil go totally unhinged on his own streams, the joint streams have been rough. Why? Because KC found out that "glazing" Phil and pissing us off was the only way to play it, and it gets old fast.

If you watched the "Chained Together" stream, besides sucking at the gameplay, Phil adds nothing. PPP tried praising Phil, and Phil smiles and laughs. He tried sneak-dissing Phil, and Phil ignores the comment or changes the subject because he wants those tips. DSP just provides no entertainment value. The only thing that gets a response is if you ask direct questions to Phil about Phil---that's a topic he's interested in. But he's an empty shell of a human, and they've found that out. So the only entertainment value left is stringing him along with constant compliments while doing the King Phil routine.

I applaud PPP for trying something new but you're right the actual material itself is rough. Phil gives PPP nothing to work with. Compliments, disses, setting him up to felt the tractors, conversing like a normal human, talking about a game...nada!

Ps I like how everyone is only referring to PPP running the show cuz we all know Andy is retarded lol.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Doody and Keem have been arguing for half an hour on Doody's live stream. Don't know what this BS is about. Probably some gay plan, just posting here incase anyone wants to tune in.

Edit: Keem saying Doody has no right to clip his or Phil's channel without commentary. Guess they had some deal behind the scenes with Keem's content. Keem says Doody has no right to do it to Phil, either. Doody says he has permission from Phil (with a clip of Phil saying it). Blah blah blah.

Link to that ongoing Doody Streams' livestream: "The Meaningful Podcast! DSP Descends Into Madness! Phil Has Lost The Plot! Episode 049":

 

[Ardath]

Imagine taking Keemstar seriously.

 

[Telemeter]

He has convinced himself he's brilliant and we're stupid but no one ever supports this view but a few dents.

DSP never needed convincing about this.

I applaud PPP for trying something new but you're right the actual material itself is rough. Phil gives PPP next to nothing to work with.

I love everything going on around PPP's entry into the vortex, but the stream themselves are cringe as fuck. It's just pre stream, then PPP tries to interject some joke or comment, DSP does an awkward goat laugh, ignores what PPP said, and goes back to pre stream.

I guess there is humor in it if you are into cringe comedy.

 

[PigSeed]

https://x.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1828122779604132200?t=J_ninXUt3z3fxZQiTJSr3A&s=19

Doody/Keem/Phil stream por favor

 

[Burl McMillan]

Holy shit Doody is actually as if not more of a bumbling bitchmade faggot than Phil.

 

[Telemeter]

Imagine taking Keemstar seriously.

Keem: "Are you having a spat with KC and DSP?"
Doody: "Duh, I've been doing it for 3 years"

Imagine being felted by a guy named Doody.

 

[Japs_eye]

Doody said he will stop clipping DSP unedited if DSP says so. F A G G O T. It's the Internet, you don't need permission from anyone. Gay!

If you think it's copyright infringement? Flag it. I'll dispute it. If you then leak my dox, I now have a huge video to expose you with (speaking as doo dee ofc). If my channel gets taken down? I'll make another one. But doo-dee is worried about his meal ticket. BETA

 

[Telemeter]

Keem is basically just glazing for DSP now, LOL.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Doody and Keem have been arguing for half an hour on Doody's live stream. Don't know what this BS is about. Probably some gay plan, just posting here incase anyone wants to tune in.

Edit: Keem saying Doody has no right to clip his or Phil's channel without commentary. Guess they had some deal behind the scenes with Keem's content. Keem says Doody has no right to do it to Phil, either. Doody says he has permission from Phil (with a clip of Phil saying it). Blah blah blah.

Keem trying his best to promote the Phil interview but there's nothing to talk about. We're nearing an hour of "What is a clip?" argument that nobody cares about.