Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 208 8.4%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 221 8.9%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 799 32.2%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 469 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 522 21.0%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 266 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,485
This "I want to look like 80s trailer trash" look has to die. Who thinks this shit looks good? Who is this for? I know it's for hipsters by hipsters but they can't think this actually looks good right?
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A little disappointing that they make more than 1k a month, but interesting to note that they have more free members than paid
That 1k is a drop in the ocean when you consider that they are living in Seattle.
I don't ever want to hear him or Anisa complaining about how much hate they're getting or how their views are dwindling ever again
I do. I love it :story: Can't wait for that video to drop, the cope and sneed will be intense.
 
I am so ready for a prolonged Anisa trad wife arc. Childless and with the hideous tattoos. Insert TimmyTurnerPraying.png

Edit: Didn't realize an OP rewrite is in progress, gonna check it out now. Godspeed, Sheikh!
Maybe she'll make Ian convert to islam and they'll livestream their trip to mecca. I can honestly see Ian with a pube beard, ranting about unbelievers before his suicide bombing
 
I can honestly see Ian with a pube beard, ranting about unbelievers before his suicide bombing
I can see it, too. Index finger lifted to proclaim takbir and all. He's the exact kind of guy like the dumb, disenfranchised, white christian guys from my country who got suckered into radical islam because for once in their life they wanted to be part of something that was (to them) meaningful. He would need a girlfriend from Dagestan or some other ultra-islamic shithole for this to happen, though, seeing as he has no male friends and certainly no muslim ones. As i stated some pages back, lebanese muslims are the most tolerant muslims on Earth so Anisa just won't do.

To stay on-topic both with the muslim shit and Anisa, i read @Osama Bin Laden 's rewrite of the OP in PG yesterday and saw pictures of her brothers for the first time, like with many lebanese they (her whole family and herself as well) are white-passing to a degree that i'm 100% sure that she never, ever experienced any anti-arab/anti-muslim sentiment in her entire life. I never even thought she was a victim of racial abuse before seeing those pictures but those pictures sure hammered the point home. They look whiter than vast swathes of the italian part of my family, for fuck's sake :story:
This "I want to look like 80s trailer trash" look has to die. Who thinks this shit looks good? Who is this for? I know it's for hipsters by hipsters but they can't think this actually looks good right?
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"The most beautiful woman in the world" my ass, this bitch has a lantern jaw on her that makes her look more manly than most legit troons. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
 
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To stay on-topic both with the muslim shit and Anisa, i read
i appreciate the mention but i don’t want to shit up this thread with my rewrite. i plan on trying to finish the rewrite by the end of this week because i want to work on more rewrites. i’m pretty set on pulling the trigger but i prefer to have the help of the community to make sure this is a worthy enough OP to replace.

i’ve re-read the thread a few times and im
pretty good with it unless there’s more. thank you to everyone that has given their feedback and kind words, I wanted to tackle a difficult project because it tests me (even though it’s just copying and pasting information and rewriting)

if people care, you can give me criticism on my thread. unless the BP jannies are okay with it.
 
I saw the "it was Ian's idea to keep me on OnlyFans for two years after I wanted to quit" clip a bit ago and I may have caught Anisa contradicting herself (AGAIN). As per the clips from the H3 podcast in Bigbunjeee's video, Anisa says "we realized doing OnlyFans was such a great, cool idea to make money when I first started doing it," to which Ian chimes in "it was the same as an Instagram, just a bit more lewd. The plan wasn't even to be lewd in the first place." It almost sounds like Anisa wanted to do it and Ian was the one strung along. However, in her new streams, I believe she said it was Ian's idea to have her keep going for two years after she wanted to, which seems to contradict what they said on the H3 podcast and Ian's tone. Considering Anisa's realization of "oh shit, I probably shouldn't have said that" on her stream, I think she might actually be telling the truth on this one, which means Ian was lying in the H3 episode. Alternatively, she's making shit up so that she can pin all of their issues on him when they finally divorce. Not sure which one I believe more.
 
Our dog is now nutless and epic - SRMC #46

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In this podcast we learn Anisa was a psycho child, Anisa is scared if she did hallucinogenics she’d think she was a rapist or child murderer, a woman tried to drug Ian to have sex with him in Australia and Anisa thinks it’s hilarious, Ian wants to get a gold tooth
  • Ian uploads to Patreon late and incorrectly
  • Glazing h3 talking about Ian wearing their merch and how amazing their collabs are
  • Anisa said Ian’s dad isn’t an artist but his parents are good at collecting art, Ian said his dad would draw freaky monsters
  • When anisa first went to meet Ian’s parents they stayed at his parent’s house but they were on vacation, when they returned anisa was too scared to come out of the guest room to meet them because she’s had bad run ins in the past with parents post 9/11
  • She said she went to Easter lunch with an ex and someone said they should make a crater out of the Middle East
  • She said the “green light” was his parents didn’t care she wouldn’t come out of the guest room and she decided they were safe
  • Anisa says her dad wouldn’t even speak or look at Ian, anisa said it’s just because he was shy
  • Anisa said a lot of parents hated her
  • Ian said parents weren’t really mean to him
  • Anisa said she was “a little weird” and parents wouldn’t let her in certain parts of their home or make phone calls wherever she wanted as a child
  • Anisa and some kids tied a neighbor girl up to a chair and left her there to scream for her parents (she thinks this is hilarious)
  • Anisa played “Spider-Man” by duct taping her brother up and shoving him under the bed
  • Anisa now admits she had problems and parents bullied her more than kids
  • Anisa says she doesn’t remember tying up children
  • Ian took MDMA in Australia from a “mystery woman” for a sexual experience but it just knocked him out
  • Anisa is insisting Ian try doing hallucinogenics with a youtuber and throws out several names
  • Anisa thinks if she takes hallucinogenics she’ll think she’s a rapist or killed a child
  • Now Ian wants to experiment with drugs for a video
  • Shit talking Roseanne
  • Anisa says all old sitcoms are alt-right leaning
  • Anisa says Candace Owens is antisemitic
  • Anisa and Ian agree when people leave Hollywood and end up being right wing it’s because they didn’t make genuine connections and friendships in Hollywood and are jaded and weird
  • Pot meet kettle
  • Anisa hates Tim Allen, can’t remember the difference between Tim Allen and Tom Hanks
  • Dane says Tom Hanks is more likable
  • Talk shit about one of their potential fighters and talk about their experience with trying to get justpearlythingz to do the hot seat for $500
  • Ian is talking about potential for hot seat in the future and having it set in LA because people won’t fly
  • Ian has been working on a project for a really long time, he’s working nine hour days on this project
  • Merlin was neutered
  • Dane asks anisa how many eggs does she have left, she said one and that she’s old
  • They got Merlin at “a sick discount” because he had an umbilical hernia that he’s having fixed
  • Ian is going the dentist and once the dentist clears him he’s going to shave down his canine and get a gold cap on it
  • Anisa says she has two wombs, “one for the plug, one for the husband” she proclaims this will get clipped after saying it
  • Anisa was a Freddie Mercury stan, she was writing biographies about him at five years old (so a Muslim five year old girl was writing biographies about a gay man but wasn’t allowed to sing Christmas carols at school?)
  • Anisa hated the Freddie Mercury biopic because of the bad writing. It focused on capitalism too much (?)
  • Anisa says Freddie Mercury was counterculture, he wasn’t gay, he wasn’t straight, he was just there to live and that’s what made him an LGBTQ icon (I don’t recall any of his music talking about him being a fag so how can he be an icon if he didn’t want to be a poster child of gay shit?)
  • More movie sperging (I’m dying)
  • Anisa throws more shade at JD Vance randomly for being a weirdo in a doughnut shop where “you just know there’s something fucking off about him and you don’t want to be around him”
  • Anisa used to have an “Imagine”poster in her room as a child as well (what a strict Muslim household you grew up in, anisa. Writing biographies about gay men and putting posters up of an atheist)
  • She’s so happy that John and Yoko wrote her favorite song together
  • Anisa doesn’t memorize the names of Albums, but she knows one Metallica album name
  • Anisa used to work at a CD shop (is she pulling this out of her ass?)
  • She’s basically backtracking that she doesn’t know that much about music but suddenly recalls that she remembers the album names “Graduation” by Kanye West and “Pink Friday” by Nikki Minaj because they just came out when she worked there and everyone would come in asking for them (“Graduation” was released September 11, 2007 and “Pink Friday” was released November 22, 2010. Take from this information what you will)
  • Anisa says she was a mall rat and she was a scene chick
  • Anisa calls guardians of the galaxy “star guardians”
  • Ian said Iron Man/Tony Stark was incel comedy
  • Anisa said people would be mad if Bruce Almighty was made today because God was depicted by Morgan Freeman, a black man and Ian said Christians would call it woke
  • Dane has intrusive thoughts about if Hitler has children and looked into it and found out he has family and they’ve taken an oath to not have children and end the Hitler bloodline
  • Dane pitches an idea for a movie where women go to the last of the Hitlers and beg them to impregnate them and the last Hitler’s say “no no” (this guy is fucking weird)
  • Anisa couldn’t watch The Boys season 4 because of sexual violence and gore, it gave her panic attacks
Almost got bingo
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I think she might actually be telling the truth on this one
I'm gonna be real with you I think what happened is Anisa at first was having fun with it to some degree as seen by her shopping sprees she certainly doesn't show off anymore. Then after the money quickly dried up (which happens when you take D-tier photos and never clean the space around you unless it was a bnb) I'm sure she wanted to quit like she does everything she gets into.

Which imo Ian probably told her, hey you should at least try to do it for a year more or whatever length of time. Basically, please don't immediately quit because you have tanked my career and are going to look stupid after saying how much it changed your life. I'm sure Anisa was like you know what you're right it's not that bad!

Then after constantly reading the farms/mean comments/seeing the subs decline more and more, I'm sure she did start to resent Ian saying that and thus forcing her to finish out whatever time she agreed to.
 
I'm gonna be real with you I think what happened is Anisa at first was having fun with it to some degree as seen by her shopping sprees she certainly doesn't show off anymore. Then after the money quickly dried up (which happens when you take D-tier photos and never clean the space around you unless it was a bnb) I'm sure she wanted to quit like she does everything she gets into.

Which imo Ian probably told her, hey you should at least try to do it for a year more or whatever length of time. Basically, please don't immediately quit because you have tanked my career and are going to look stupid after saying how much it changed your life. I'm sure Anisa was like you know what you're right it's not that bad!

Then after constantly reading the farms/mean comments/seeing the subs decline more and more, I'm sure she did start to resent Ian saying that and thus forcing her to finish out whatever time she agreed to.
Never forget, Anisa is rich from OF.

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