2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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My suggestion. If she proceeds further?turn on the fundraising taps again. Countersue her and Kotaku/corporate owners.
I wouldn't actively go for an aggressive lawsuit, but I would heartily endorse a countersuit. If this whore sues, I sure hope we sue the bitch back, and maybe even Hulk Hogan one of the last remnants of the "Gawker media empire" out of existence forever. There is no reason Cucktaku should continue to exist.

Obviously nool should consult Hardin and maybe others about this.
This document is very, very unprofessional and I genuinely believe it was not written by a certified lawyer. Such a document I wouldn't wipe my ass with, and this seventy five cent whore knows it.
You're vastly overstating this cumdumpster's going rate.

Out of kindness, I suppose.
 
Alright who the fuck made this tweet :story:

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Name: Kathryn Tewson
Address: 19118 94th PI NE, Bothell, WA 98011-2217
Phone: 425 481 5153

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kathryn-tewson-0b252124/
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X-Twitter: https://x.com/kathryntewson
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BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/kathryntewson.bsky.social
+Archive: https://archive.is/wip/r4FuU
Society6: https://society6.com/kathryntewson (some sort of etsy adjacent thing)
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You'll never guess what's at the top of her twitter.
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Not sure how long she's been a fan, but she has opinions on members. Big ups @Squally
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She seems keen enough to figure out where someone may live
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Link: https://x.com/KathrynTewson/status/1827236226367467561
Archive: https://archive.is/6ccbA

Someone sure is happy...
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Isn't it rumored twotons kf account lawtwittercheersquad
 
Isn't it rumored twotons kf account lawtwittercheersquad
I don't fucking know man; I know like maybe one or two things about the IRL shit of people on this site, and none of it includes who or what someone's government name may be... outside of Null, he's the exception.
 
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Please tell me I'm not the only person to be repulsed and nauseated by the fact this so-called "lawyer" split an infinitive.

"to tortiously invade"

FUCK YOU you absolute degenerate.

It wasn't even a careless error buried somewhere in the text, this fucking useless asshole split an infinitive in the very title of the letter.
Look, like any classical lawman he was educated through Reddit and Grammarly.
 
Literally who?
Some random retard from IGNorant. You know. The one who rights really braindead articles that sound like the 9001 other articles you read from all the other sites just like IGN that aren't IGN. You know that one. No not that one. That's cuck twingle. The other one. The one with the short hair and the small tits. No not that bitch the one with the glasses that look like Bono that challenges people to fights and then pussies out. That one.

That's how I feel like when doing with these people. I know who they are sure. But it's not like they're relevant to anything and they certainly aren't unique people.
 
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This document is very, very unprofessional and I genuinely believe it was not written by a certified lawyer. Such a document I wouldn't wipe my ass with, and this seventy five cent whore knows it.
This is a pretty typical initial demand letter when you're trying to get the other party to do something without you having to actually initiate litigation. Maybe a more teenage bitchy tone than most, but this is pretty normal.
 
> Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy
What's funny is that she's done this exact thing to other people before, like when she contacted and harassed the wife of someone who spoke out against her. But when we have a dox of her out in the private eye, that's a "tortuous" invasion of someone's privacy. Cut me a fucking break :story:
 
This is a pretty typical initial demand letter when you're trying to get the other party to do something without you having to actually initiate litigation. Maybe a more teenage bitchy tone than most, but this is pretty normal.
Personally, I would prefer not to read the letter in a bitchy tone. But thanks for clarifying this.
 
Nah, it's not just you, it comes off pretty retarded. I wonder what Hardin's reaction was in the moment. I'd be kinda pissed if a "colleague" wrote to me like that. Not so much out of the sanctity of my profession or anything, but if I want to laugh at internet retards I do it in my own time when I damn well please.
Not wanting to open a PL barrel here but i had letters written by lawyers i paid for before and i'd be fucking furious if i had seen them penning drivel like that up. I know this shit won't go anywhere but this is something that makes your law advisors look really bad if it lands in front of a judge.

Edit: Obligatory not a yank but i can't imagine it is that much different in the US than it is in my country. Severe lack of decorum in its wording.
 
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