2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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moocow said:
My HOA's pet attorney (they threaten to sue me over dumb shit at least once a year; I don't even bother my lawyer with their shit anymore) always loves to close his threatening letters with "Govern yourself accordingly." I don't even bother acknowledging or addressing it whenever I write back telling him (politely) to fuck off.

This shit's practically boilerplate. They thought of it once, thought it sounded epic, and just include it every time now.
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Hardin should respond like Null did to Russell Greer: "please send all legal complaints to the trash".
 
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What I'm wonder is what this guy was thinking in his head when he thought "My client's feelings are hurt and she is slightly annoyed" was a good enough excuse for litigation. I am not a "legal expert" but you have to be an utter fucking retard to come up with this bullshit as your client continues to be a public instigator. But I'm not surprised since this dude is your average sub 80 IQ fat retard who probably watches all the latest Marvel slop.
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Lawyer went on lock, figures.
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Neil said:
It's fucking pathetic, especially when you pair that with the "totally-not-mad, I'm touching grass and getting swole!" gym pic posts she makes whenever she's under fire for saying stupid bullshit.
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Also she did it again:
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The Alyssa Mercante cycle:
1. Do stupid thing
2. get mocked for it online
3. Double down
4. Get mocked even harder
5. Post a vanity pic and humble-brag about your life to prove you're not owned
repeat

Game journalism is such a laughable non-job that Alyssa can spend 95% of her week fighting with people online and the other 5% living the NYC paid-for-by-my-parents trustfund kiddie lifestyle. All Kotaku seems to pay her to do is act as unprofessional as possible on Twitter and maybe attach her name to a blogpost every other month.
 
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Cynically Insane said:
Why would he be so rude with his request? Does he often behave in this manner, stroking his own ego instead of humbly representing his clients? Did he never learn that you catch more flies with honey? It might make one curious enough to look into it.
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Sadly, some lawyers think having the law on their side means they can compose letters or emails written in a bullying tone intended to get another party to give into their terms/demands without objection. I had a lawyer use a similar tone with me in trying to finalize a business deal. He learned very quickly that it was the wrong approach.

Even if Dear Leader chooses not to share Hardin's reply, I'm willing to bet it will be a professional, legal speak version of, "Lol, no."
 
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