Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Fräulein Troonjak]

>From the darkness Serpent spoke
>Mix four parts sprite and six of coke
>On bend'd knee we faithful lot
>Combin'd this drink

>And it was Sproke

YOU AREN'T MAKING SPROKE YOU'RE MAKING CRITE STOP SLANDERING US CAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT MIXING DRINKS

 

[L33t Hax0r]

Good question. Going outside might give you the answer.

>Why can I just engage in sin and not give a fuck senors? [using the Lord's name in vain]

DUDE! It was a REFERENCE to the JARTYCUCK song!

 

[rapecel]

DUDE! It was a REFERENCE to the JARTYCUCK song!
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What is this little bluddy saying?

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

YOU AREN'T MAKING SPROKE YOU'RE MAKING CRITE STOP SLANDERING US CAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT MIXING DRINKS

Sproke? seriously? you guys are truly the most pathetic tranniest scummiest faggiest dumbest faggots on this entire site

 

[waow]

https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/33049108/#33116591

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Sproke is corporate advertising

 

[L33t Hax0r]

What is this little bluddy saying?

>oh I'm a Jartycuck
>yes I'm a Jartycuck
>FNF like having fun, I don't give a fuck
>ESL always obsessed
And so on so forth

 

[rapecel]

https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/33049108/#33116591

hi naganopedo

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Sproke? seriously? you guys are truly the most pathetic tranniest scummiest faggiest dumbest faggots on this entire site

Sipping Sproke as I read this schizophrenic nonsense btw

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Sipping Sproke as I read this schizophrenic nonsense btw

BIG SPROKE THINK TANK SPONSORED DATAMINING POST

DO NOT POST POST 'JAKS IN THIS RESPOSSNE TO THIS POPOST

 

[Rigamaroo]

Good question. Going outside might give you the answer.

why havent you done that?

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

nigga banning xer for a day doesnt mean she'll change her mind in a day. what kind of fucking retarded understanding of bans is that

I didn’t specify a day, did I? I literally said a ban is enough. Meaning however long any janny would like.

 

[kuzburger]

https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/33049108/#33116591

Marge what is the significance of this

 

[Kalsarikännit]

why havent you done that?

Erm I’ve barely been active for months, meds

 

[Rigamaroo]

Erm I’ve barely been active for months, meds

why did u come back, you could have spent the time you spent returning here outside, why did u not do that?

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

ITT: New gimmick

Basedjak card game.

I'll start:

DR. MEDSTEIN


Power: 960

HP: 4800

Special ability: Screaming like a parrot until schizo calms himself

Keep it small. Keep it simple. Keep it under control.


Inspired by:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/357945300 (my own post btw)

https://imgur.com/a/J3sIB

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4209686

 

[Azure05]

@Rigamaroo and @L33t Hax0r are bvilt for bbc

 

[Rigamaroo]

NIGGER


Power: 10000


Intelligence: -500000


Charisma: 30


HP: 40000

 

[Space Police]

hi naganopedo

Five Star Stories isn't a pedo fandom ev&oe it's tranime

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

if you’re going to shitpost can you take it to your personal discord server and not the kiwifarms thread