Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[hog cranking frog]

Rich upper middle class kid sent to special school, color me shocked.

Gents take it from an older kiwi, settle down with a nice working class girl with her feet firmly on the ground. The spoiled ones all turn out like this. Story as old as time.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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There is a pattern.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

She has achieved full lolcow status, this has been a long time coming.

 

[Migraine Box]

Hey Alyssa, since I know you and your retarded lawyer are lurking, here's some genuine, heart-felt advice to consider:

 

[Celebrate Nite]

New dox:
Name: Alyssa Marie Mercante
DOB: 04/02/1990
Address : 105 ADAMS ST, MASSAPEQUA, NASSAU, NY, 11758

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HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES!!!

This bitch is like an 8 minute drive from where I live, and I'm always delivering Uber to that area.

It's basically one of those villages that is kinda like a gated community but not really (long island is filled with those, especially down by the water), and I've definitely seen houses that hang that fucking LGBT+ flag on their houses. Wouldn't be surprised if one of them was hers.

 

[Judge Holden]

Jolly reminder to not do anything retarded in meat space. She is an attention whore of the highest caliber and god forbid something retarded happens near where she lives and proceeds to milk it to a 100k payday like everybody's favorite mentally ill man without a penis.

Hardly need this reminder. If Ethan Ralph at his nadir could escape IRL encounters with farmers, there is no way in hell anyone here will go out their way to shout JULAAAAAY at this BPD ragu-felching th0tw0p whose attention whoring game aint even reached that of the esteemed Mister Yaniv yet.

 

[pokichu]

Hey Alyssa, since I know you and your retarded lawyer are lurking, here's some genuine, heart-felt advice to consider:

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she should livestream that shit just for lols

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

She's all talk, full of hot air and cum.

As if the more she talks, the more she inflates herself like a balloon, and the more she'll explode... with semen raining out. That would pleasure Andrew Dobson.

 

[Judge Holden]

IIRC the Onlyfans arc was after the divorce, so that's on her doxxer Patrick.

(They're also drunk as fuck!)

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Also from the replies on that thread:
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(a) Classy.

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Punchable.

I vote we make a dedicated thread for this guy, and tack on Alice as an afterthot. Guarantee that would make her genuinely seethe given how obsessed with being the centre of hate-attention she is

 

[Charnel Ground]

HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES!!!

This bitch is like an 8 minute drive from where I live, and I'm always delivering Uber to that area.

It's basically a gated community, and I've definitely seen houses that hang that fucking LGBT+ flag on their houses. Wouldn't be surprised if one of them was hers.

Hold your horses, that is her parents' house. She grew up in Farmington or whatever there and then after college moved to Brooklyn.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The NSFW pics of her should be reported for non-passing troon porn.

If anyone has a bad case of Hebrew-Fever, she is definitely the cure.
ugh.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

I think this thread should be allowed to incubate in PG until she does something really stupid that gets her a lot of flak.

Whelp, talk about tempting fate. Looks like the ugly skank really wants her thread to be public.

 

[Faceless Whore]

We just found Balldo's number 4!

 

[Judge Holden]

Whelp, talk about tempting fate. Looks like the ugly skank really wants her thread to be public.

Well when you think about it, she is running on a time limit as she only has a few months to try and capitalise on "TEN YEARS SINCE THE GAMERGATEOCAUST AND STUNNINGLY BRAVE WOMEN ARE STILL BEING HUNTED" as her pitch to various media outlets until we cross into the new year and the jubilee hook is lost, and so she is only gonna get more aggressive with this shit as the clock ticks closer to 2025

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hold your horses, that is her parents' house. She grew up in Farmington or whatever there and then after college moved to Brooklyn.

I'm assuming you mean Farmingdale because of the school, and if so, then that makes a little more sense. Massapequa and Farmingdale are next door to each other.

In fact, the house and high school are so close to where you can take the preserve as a shortcut

 

[ShitLurker]

Hardly need this reminder. If Ethan Ralph at his nadir could escape IRL encounters with farmers, there is no way in hell anyone here will go out their way to shout JULAAAAAY at this BPD ragu-felching th0tw0p whose attention whoring game aint even reached that of the esteemed Mister Yaniv yet.

True, but Mercante has the hate of the gaming chuds so a lot more eyes on her.

Also lets be honest here. Last time Ralph got his ass kicked, and lost his purse, he only got mockery. Mercante would be able to spin any sort of attack or assault against her as the truth that the handsmaid tale is here and we have to give her shekles.

 

[Charnel Ground]

There is a pattern.

He looks like iDubbbz.

Let me know if you notice more things to add to my list:

Anisa Jomha / Alyssa Mercante

• White Arab and always talking about it / White Italian and always talking about it
• West Coast / East Coast
• LA-ified content creator / Brooklyn hipster
• Short hair and thinks it looks good / Short hair and thinks it's a political act
• Pear head / Block head
• Has an onlyfans / Used to be a camgirl
• Clueless fashion choices that look stupid / Ostentatious fashion choices that look insane
• Husband Ian with a stupid mullet/ Fiance Patrick with a stupid mullet
• Lots of poorly thought out tattoos / Lots of shitty quality tattoos
• Formerly a mildly successful gaming titty streamer/ Currently a mildly successful gaming grievance journo
• Frigid and can't serve sex appeal to save her life/ Hypersexual and it's not sexy, just gross
• Always talking about how her husband has IBS and shits himself / Always talking about how she has IBS and has diarrhea
• Fake gymrat, posts a lot of selfies/ a little too into the gym, posts a lot of selfies
• Alzheimers father / Psychosis grandma
• Longterm trainwreck / Heading for disaster

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

>have small 8 page thread in PG
>SBI controversy dying down and everyone except the most hardened chuds forgetting about you
>decide to provoke the farms and threaten litigation
>your thread goes public, gets featured on the front page

There are certain universal laws of the universe, and this is one of them:

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Maybe we can get her hooked up with Russell Greer; they could bond over their shared love for frivolous litigation.
I think these two truly deserve each other.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Im shocked she looks the way she dose and her dad was still part of her life.