2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Super Lawyer is one of those designations you pay for.

Not really. It's more reputation ("popularity") than some sort of reflection of skills. See also, https://www.onthemap.com/blog/super-lawyers/?__im-NrADSBtG=14367108147178371481

What having Super Lawyers in a firm does is create opportunities for paid ads and the like.

But yes, I'm aware of the criticisms, which is why I lightly mocked it.

 

[Pee Cola]

Alyssa Mercante? More like Alyssa Morecunty.

I'm looking forward to Hardin's letter telling her lawyer that their client can go suck a fart.

 

[The Jackal]

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, or autistic, or both, but it seems extremely unprofessional to address another lawyer as 'Matthew' in what is supposed to be serious legal correspondence. That's Mr. Hardin to you, dipshit.

Everything about this C&D is garbage, written by a garbage lawyer. The charitable interpretation is that he knows this won't go anywhere, but he's very happy to squeeze some easy money out of Alyssa Mercantes anyway. The less charitable interpretation is that this is classic White Knight syndrome, and he's a heroic woman-respecter setting out to valiantly defend her honor against the evil misogynists.

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To judge by these unhinged Twitter rants, I'd guess the latter.

 

[x3firehexx]

The kiwifarms owner should just go tell her lawyer (and alyssa) to go jump off a cliff or sum shit

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Really embarrassing of Alyssa's followers cheering for her like good little allies, after that lolsuit against Kiwi Farms.

 

[DickMain]

To judge by these unhinged Twitter rants, I'd guess the latter.

I'm inclined to agree. Before I started digging through search results on his aliases I was expecting him to just be taking advantage of Alyssa for some easy cash, but he really is just a soybeard white knight.

 

[Meat Target]

What planet does this dipshit live on? It couldn't possibly be a better time to be a leftie. You have all the calendar months for every color of the rainbow (I'm pretty sure there's more than one black history month at this point but I gave up keeping track), every big corp pays you lipservice daily, schools do what you want, and with nothing but suspicion of 'mean opinions' you can have people fired, excommunicated, and put on the street before the end of the day. It couldn't possibly be a better time to be a Chris Tyson where all you have to do is put up a fag flag and get away with whatever the fuck it is you want to do. I live in a traditionally red state and have never once in my entire life seen a gay or foreigner getting beaten up in the street.
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I wish we lived in the country they believe we live in.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Really embarrassing of Alyssa's followers cheering for her like good little allies, after that lolsuit against Kiwi Farms.
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I think you or someone else said it before, but it should be repeated: Alyssa and her followers are no more different than Froskurrin when she had a mental breakdown that cause nu-G4tv to shut down entirely.

In this case, though, the problem is that Alyssa is too boring that it’s insulting that she now has to use Null and this site as a punching bag to expose how much a follower she is in life. This so called litigation is just all fluff with no action.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Lawyer went on lock, figures.
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Also she did it again:
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The Alyssa Mercante cycle:
1. Do stupid thing
2. get mocked for it online
3. Double down
4. Get mocked even harder
5. Post a vanity pic and humble-brag about your life to prove you're not owned
repeat

Game journalism is such a laughable non-job that Alyssa can spend 95% of her week fighting with people online and the other 5% living the NYC paid-for-by-my-parents trustfund kiddie lifestyle. All Kotaku seems to pay her to do is act as unprofessional as possible on Twitter and maybe attach her name to a blogpost every other month.

Huh. Lane "Stellmaker" had a lot to say on the Rekieta story.

And writes fantasy.

 

[ComStar]

First thoughts, like so many of us: Literally who?

After some light reading in her thread: Litigate and be damned!

 

[gagabobo1997]

i really hope this whore sues but she'll probably back out after grifting money from her 'fans'

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

What planet does this dipshit live on?

Planet Retard

 

[Grug]

Alyssa Mercante is ugly and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Alyssa, you can shit in one hand and litigate in the other. See which one fills up first.

Her lawyer is apparently doing both with a single hand.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Uh oh guys, these are the brave warriors here to cancel us for making fun of Alyssa.

 

[squirrely dan]

Get in line, bish.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Insignificant e-prostitute working for a dying website? Russel and Melinda pose(d) more of a threat than this.

There's no "e" in her previous career as a whore. She fucked men for money. She was a fucking hooker. That's what qualifies her to be a Kotaku Senior Editor.

 

[Meat Target]

Uh oh guys, these are the brave warriors here to cancel us for making fun of Alyssa.

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Dear Lord, thank you for making our enemies ridiculous. In Jesus' Name, Amen.

 

[DickMain]

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Alyssa Mercante is ugly and I would not have sex with her.

Whore needs to put on a bra, she's not 15 anymore (despite trying to look like a 15-year-old boy with that haircut).

Uh oh guys, these are the brave warriors here to cancel us for making fun of Alyssa.

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Holy shit, my guy, you need to bleep that image out, don't you know that's a fully-automatic S&W .250ACP?
(pardon my doublepost oops)

 

[Leave_Fargut]

Why is the letter phrased so theatrically? I'm not often prone to stealing turns-of-phrase from black twitter, but "nigga be talkin like Sephiroth"