2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[HarrySachz]

 

[autistic dog]

Another letter will be sent for this thread resulting in yet another thread and yet another letter in a never ending cycle. The digital circle of life truly is amazing.

 

[Maude Snew]

Lawyer went on lock, figures.

What a fucking nigger. His bio reads like some Fat Rick would write, damn.

 

[ǴǞRFǁǮLD]

So her last name is Mercante? like Merchant in Spanish?
You've got to be fucking kidding, this world is a gay psyop.

 

[Schpoots]

Everytime someone threatens the farms jesus mon should take advantage of the publicity and run another legal fundraiser to build the warchest.

 

[Smug Cat]

I can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this.
"Mr. Moon is not currently in our crosshairs"
"It is rare for someone to have such control over their own fate."
Lane A. Haygood is not only a shyster, but those quotes are objective proof that he is also a fucking dweeb.
Also, could someone explain to me why he cites laws from three different states, then a federal statute?
Where exactly is he planning on suing the forum?

Right? My first thought is how sure are we that the actual lawyer named sent this and the cow didn't just google someone and write a bullshit letter. Then my second thought is that Hardin seems pretty competent thus far so probably already called to confirm or whatever.

Good lord. They're not sending their best.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Lane Andrew Haygood doesn't seem to be that good of a lawyer.
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It's worth noting those two reviews are also the most recent, the last suggesting he got fired from his practice. The other reviews, which are positive, date from 2017 to 2020.

Not a good looking record.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Can you really claim harassment after you post a video on twitter:
"And if you have a problem with that, come fight me. PHYSICALLY!"

I mean, Fatrick's judge told him that he was counter-threatening the Pests...

 

[McSchlomo]

Perfect lawyer for her.

There is NO ONE on this planet talented enough in divine comedy to write this.

Let them come.

 

[Meat Target]

Sadly, some lawyers think having the law on their side means they can compose letters or emails written in a bullying tone intended to get another party to give into their terms/demands without objection. I had a lawyer use a similar tone with me in trying to finalize a business deal. He learned very quickly that it was the wrong approach.

Even if Dear Leader chooses not to share Hardin's reply, I'm willing to bet it will be a professional, legal speak version of, "Lol, no."

When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts. When neither are on your side, throw an autistic shitfit.

Also she did it again:

Hey, Alyssa, have your simps buy you a pair of bolt-ons. Whore.

 

['Ole Dente]

Alyssa, you can shit in one hand and litigate in the other. See which one fills up first.

 

[del_toid]

These retards never learn. I never knew this bitch but now I do and I detest her. Nice one m8, really knocked it out of the park.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

My immediate thoughts on reading it were surprise that they spelled dox correctly, and then confusion that this fuckwit put Internet jargon in their C&D instead something more formal. Is the firm some kind of fly-by-night operation that just provides a letterhead?

 

[Lavender Moth]

"totally-not-mad, I'm touching grass and getting swole!"

I think the only time Alyssa goes outside is to go hit a hornet's nest with a bat and then get mad at the hornets for stinging her, because that's essentially what she's unleashing onto herself right now lmao. (And I love to see it.)

 

[ObeseGeese]

Another e-girl with a DID-like relationship with their desire for attention. This site could dedicate itself to this niche of society and still grow exponentially.

 

[DickMain]

Lane Andrew Haygood doesn't seem to be that good of a lawyer.
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Also doesn't seem to be his birth name, if this is anything to go by. I'm trying to find the original post where he laid out his socials, but for the life of me I'm drawing a blank right now. There was a post where he'd linked the aliases feralnietzsche, chatcmulligan, and midwitdeleuze. I'm really struggling to find it, but it has to be a few pages back here or in Alyssa's main thread (it was a screenshot of him sucking himself off his twitter bio).

And, yeah, according to his bluesky he's as beardy as he sounds in that correspondence.

Surprisingly pro-2A.

 

[Dread First]

MASSAPEQUA, NASSAU, NY, 11758

Same neighbourhood as where accused Gilgo Beach killer Rex Heurmann lived in squalor.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

Man, I only knew that she was an annoying bitch who killed some video game show, I didn't know she was a whore.

lmao they all whore out at some point

 

[biggacracka]

Do you think the letter may have been written by ChatGPT or another similar AI?
Though very likely it was written by a human, I refuse to believe anyone would be retarded enough to write this manually

 

[DickMain]

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