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The presence of these repulsive fucking trash who lack any sense of decorum whatsoever always disgusts me. Were these people raised in a fucking sewer?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Male blood type?
Don't lie Fatty. We all know your blood is a combination of bacon grease and pancake batter.
Does he think we're in the Matrix or something?
This is really popular with the far-right whackos for some reason. They think Michelle Obama, not only is a man, but she wants to be President. The only reason I can think, other than they're retarded, is because of Hillary running in 2016?
EDIT: Spelling.
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I was very curious what Jack’s brain trust discusses that he thinks is so compelling that it demands an audience. As I suspected, they’re just running the usual GOP NPC scripts. I was hoping for more Jack freak-outs at the chat, and I’ll keep listening to the archives to see if they’re there.
I wasn’t surprised to see how lazily done the whole thing is. Jack never gives any kind of intro at the top — you know, basic shit like the premise and who the people yammering are. When directly asked about the title of the show and participants, Jack says “We talked about that when we started the show in the beginning” (meaning episode one) and moves swiftly on.
Jack will constantly say “There was something else I wanted to talk about, but I can’t remember.” So he does absolutely zero show prep, not doing so much as jotting down bullet points on the back of an envelope.
At one point Jack brought up a looming chocolate shortage due to contamination. Jimmy asked him for details and Jack said “I don’t know, I didn’t read the article. I just saw the headline.” Then he gets mad when Jimmy starts googling to find out basic facts about the topic Jack raised with no information.
Jack mentioned the chocolate contamination while ordering his audience to make sure they only buy meat with visible bones, to ensure it’s actual meat and not 3D printed meat. Jack expresses concern that the food industry will soon be 3D printing bones to “save a buck” and sell completely counterfeit meat. Jack also orders them to stop being sheeple and do their research into the “fact” that the food they’re buying at the grocery store is all lab-made fake food.
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Yeah. They're going to print meat and bones because it's totally no obvious or expensive to do.
I know it's been said to death but my god this man is retarded.
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I’m telling you, there’s a lot of golden lunacy in those streams. I have so many more to listen through but so far I’m confident at pegging Jack’s IQ at sub-90. I hesitated about listening further once I discovered how insufferably self-important his brother is, but on balance I think it will be a worthwhile dig.
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Not shocking a hateful stroked out fat retard who goes to churches run by unapologetic murderers who claim Jesus forgave him hangs out with another demented and murderous retard.
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Would he make Mayo Fried Chicken?
Yes. They were.
I had to mingle with the public today. They all listen to videos on their phones without headphones. Previously, that was nigger behavior. Now it's everyone. And they all dress like shit.
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His gay theories are becoming increasingly low IQ and unhinged. I hope this is signs of what's to come and he gets another stroke.
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I can’t overstate what a blowhard Jack’s brother Charles is. He makes Jack seem tolerable. And Jack is completely enthralled by Charles, letting him flap his gums for minutes on end without interruption.
I particularly enjoyed Jack claiming Charles had coined the term “magic pill” in this video wherein Charles rails against the idea that any simple solutions exist — while simultaneously claiming that curing cancer is simple but nobody wants to do it. Chuck’s cure for cancer is the same retarded claim every FB wine mom makes about carbs “feeding” cancer cells. According to him, cancer treatments are bullshit: If a person only eats meat they can’t get cancer and any cancer they already have will be cured.
Also funny is Charles revealing that their mom spent her entire life accumulating “plastic crap” kitchen gadgets that cluttered up the house. Jack laughs along as if he can’t possibly relate.
It’s clear that Jack just adopts anything Chuck says as his own thoughts. In this week’s video, Jack had been sperging about how he knows the future of energy is hydrogen and telling people to message him if they want to know which companies to invest in along with him. Then I saw this earlier video, where Charles had gone off about the same topic while Jack didn’t understand the difference between water-powered energy (Jack’s own prediction) and hydrogen-powered. Seems he soon discarded his own thoughts for Chuck’s.
The video is supposed to be 2023 predictions; that’s how Jack introduces it and how it’s labeled. Yet it starts with Charles making predictions for 100 years in the future. These two couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.
I particularly enjoyed Jack claiming Charles had coined the term “magic pill” in this video wherein Charles rails against the idea that any simple solutions exist — while simultaneously claiming that curing cancer is simple but nobody wants to do it. Chuck’s cure for cancer is the same retarded claim every FB wine mom makes about carbs “feeding” cancer cells. According to him, cancer treatments are bullshit: If a person only eats meat they can’t get cancer and any cancer they already have will be cured.
Also funny is Charles revealing that their mom spent her entire life accumulating “plastic crap” kitchen gadgets that cluttered up the house. Jack laughs along as if he can’t possibly relate.
It’s clear that Jack just adopts anything Chuck says as his own thoughts. In this week’s video, Jack had been sperging about how he knows the future of energy is hydrogen and telling people to message him if they want to know which companies to invest in along with him. Then I saw this earlier video, where Charles had gone off about the same topic while Jack didn’t understand the difference between water-powered energy (Jack’s own prediction) and hydrogen-powered. Seems he soon discarded his own thoughts for Chuck’s.
The video is supposed to be 2023 predictions; that’s how Jack introduces it and how it’s labeled. Yet it starts with Charles making predictions for 100 years in the future. These two couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.
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Jack has to have a disability, even prior to the strokes. Charles gives a well thought out explanation about hydrogen power and Jack gives a "cars will run on water" statement. It didn't take long for Jack to politisperg about Biden either. Jack is so uninformed on every topic he brought up.
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A daring synthesis of east and west...
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I love when he gives his inside specialist knowledge. In this most recent stream, Jack has some mind-blowing tips!
For those trying to do carnivore who need to watch their sugar like Jack does but want to eat bacon:
1. Do your research
2. Find out which brands of sugar-free bacon are out there
3. Find out where those brands are sold.
(You’d think Jack would have some suggestions of his own, but he doesn’t offer any.)
For those who are traveling out of their home state to hunt in a different state:
1. Check that the state allows hunting
2. Make sure you know when that state’s hunting seasons are
3. Get a hunting license for that state.
It’s hard to believe Jack doesn’t charge for this content!
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The thing is that Jack and Tammy would still buy this hypothetical fake meat because they are simpleton consoooomers that will buy cheap way-Murt beef instead of the doing the American thing to and buying a side of beef at a time from a local farm / abbitor.
If you are worried about fake meat, fake cow meds, fake cow hormones, fake feed or sneed , you can simply visit a farmers market and ask around until you find farmers raising cattle locally, and then find one that raises them to your standards. You can even meet your meat, pet him and name him if you’d like. And at the end of the day, you’re paying hamburger prices for all cuts of the cow.
Of course scalfattis won’t do this because it costs $1500-$3000 (despite being enough beef for a family of 4 for over 6 months) because they instantly spend that much money on chinesium and Disney visits. That and they would have to buy a large chest freezer (another $800-$1200) with some sort of power backup. While Jack will have Hammy spend her money on a freezers due to his food insecurity, he won’t buy backup power sources because he’s a cheap bitch.
Also, Jack won’t do a side of beef because it is frozen and he needs meat now now now! And couldn’t wait for it to defrost.
If any of you guys have a family, start buying beef a side of cattle at time from a local farmer. You’ll never buy the garbage beef at the grocery store again. Beat inflation. Beat the Jew.
Tammy’s aunt’s son. Not Myrna. Some other prune of a woman.
Jack and jimmy is the cafeteria table where all the loners, losers, smelly kids sit back In High school .
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HE JACKPACK SEASON 2
Sure would be funny if the jackpack came back. Also, wtf does he know about a workplace since he hasn't had an actual job in what, 2 decades?
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I wonder if this is roundabout bitching back and forth with Tammy. He's trying to 'train' her when she comes in with two working arms to help with the show, but doesn't want to listen to the crippled fuck, and he's doing the boomer thing of appealing to facebook in a roundabout way to justify his side of the argument. He thinks of the show as his job, and he thinks of this as just training Tammy when he whines that she's not cutting the gud meats thick enough.