Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

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[abobe]

live right now (first reveal of the bald head) talking about a whole lotta nothing,,,
I'll come right out and say, as much as I hate this faggot, he looks significantly better with the shaved bald head,

Biggest takeaway in the first 20 minutes is Jack's conspiracy that Anthony Bourdain was killed by the Clinton's. His reasoning "You don't fly to another country when you're depressed and ready to take your own life. You're in the middle of filming an entire season of your new show which is very - somewhat- succesful". Then he says that Bill Clinton was one of the last people seen with Bourdain before he died.

 

[Miltank]

"You don't continue to gorge on unhealthy food when you're obese and had several strokes and heartattacks. You're in the middle of filming an entire season of your YouTube show which is not at all- extremely- succesful".

 

[Marc]

Because some people don't seem to gleam all that's insidious about Jack: Putting forth his "own" (misremembered and plagiarized) implausible hypotheses concerning a celebrity chef's death is his way of attempting to get others to replace their memories of an otherwise unconnected person with Jack - "Don't connect your emotional state to what happened - Instead connect it to my version of what happened, and associate me with my celebrity chef peer whenever you think of them."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

live right now (first reveal of the bald head) talking about a whole lotta nothing,,,
I'll come right out and say, as much as I hate this faggot, he looks significantly better with the shaved bald head,

10 minutes in and I'm tapping out. The sheer amount of stupid conspiritard crap that these two are spouting is insane.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

live right now (first reveal of the bald head) talking about a whole lotta nothing,,,
I'll come right out and say, as much as I hate this faggot, he looks significantly better with the shaved bald head,

goatees are like makeup for fat asses

 

[ddlloo]

live right now (first reveal of the bald head) talking about a whole lotta nothing,,,
I'll come right out and say, as much as I hate this faggot, he looks significantly better with the shaved bald head,

Remind me who the meth head is?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In his stream with Jimmy, Jack struggles to remember whether JFK was a Democrat or Republican. He and Jimmy both think Nixon was a Democrat too.

Remind me who the meth head is?

Someone in chat asks Jack during the stream if Jimmy is his brother. Jack seems annoyed (hard to believe, I know) and says Jimmy is his friend.

Fun fact: Their convo lasts less than an hour, but Jack is too stupid to end the stream and simply leaves. The video continues in silence for nearly 80 more minutes.

It takes a lot of nerve to post this photo of a guy wearing chore day clothes with a comment about worship and glorification.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)


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I think he said "science" instead of size

 

[Super Hans v2]

He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type"

That's actually a real thing, troons exist because they had a blood transfusion from the opposite sex. That's also why it's like 10x more prevalent in men, we're retarded and do stupid shit that gets us sent to the hospital more.

fatty is like 5 ft 5

He wishes. Jack is 4' 15'' at the most.

 

[lindsayfan]

So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)


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he's so fucking dumb-looking

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Biggest takeaway in the first 20 minutes is Jack's conspiracy that Anthony Bourdain was killed by the Clinton's. His reasoning "You don't fly to another country when you're depressed and ready to take your own life. You're in the middle of filming an entire season of your new show which is very - somewhat- succesful". Then he says that Bill Clinton was one of the last people seen with Bourdain before he died.

One of the most annoying things about this country is absurd amount of morons we have who think suicide is so rare that when it happens there must be some conspiracy behind it. Jagoff is the perfect example of this type of retard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt

He also spergs at length when someone in the chat makes a comment that Jack is “wrong all the time.” He is completely unable to ignore any criticism.

I listened to some older episodes of this series last night, hoping it would cure my insomnia. He previously did the show with his brother Charles, an even more insufferable know-it-all than Jack. I can only imagine what kind of parents raised them to be so confrontational and arrogant.

One of the most annoying things about this country is absurd amount of morons we have who think suicide is so rare that when it happens there must be some conspiracy behind it. Jagoff is the perfect example of this type of retard.

He really is stupid about suicide. Nobody with anything good in their life would ever kill themselves, according to Jack. It’s just Boomer-level retardation where these creeps actively choose and embrace complete ignorance.

Oh and Jack says Biden has been dead for a long time and they’re tricking everyone with AI.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)


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What circle of hell is doing a podcast with a stroked out fatass?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

He also spergs at length when someone in the chat makes a comment that Jack is “wrong all the time.” He is completely unable to ignore any criticism.

Jagoff was absolutely seething when that commenter "Ross" called him out about being wrong all the time. Jack got so mad that he lost track of what was coming out of his mouth and came up with gems like "I could be wrong but I lidurly can't think of anything that I was wrong about" *Flat angy stroke face*.

Jack is all aboard the Biden is dead bullshit. He jumps on whatever bullshit he sees while doomscrolling and then tells people he came up with the ideas himself. Since last fall he has been periodically suggesting that the left is conspiring to remove Biden and install Michelle Obama as the president but yeah he has never been wrong about anything.

Also you are kind of insane for trying to cure your insomnia by watching Jagoff and Charles sperg it out. My blood pressure goes through the roof when those two retards gather for a sperg session. As sad as it is, this Jimmy fellow is probably the most normal and decent person to make an appearance on F as in Frank.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

As sad as it is, this Jimmy fellow is probably the most normal and decent person to make an appearance on F as in Frank.

Until you find out Jimmy has a history of losing his kids to the state, hating women, and wanting all gun owners to kill someone.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

TFW people just want to argue and never call to tell you about how right you were about your conspiracy theory.

 

[semitooth]

Until you find out Jimmy has a history of losing his kids to the state, hating women, and wanting all gun owners to kill someone.

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that last comment is absolutely terrifying what the fuck

 

[densedance]

Until you find out Jimmy has a history of losing his kids to the state, hating women, and wanting all gun owners to kill someone.



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What the fuck is this guy on.