2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[AnOminous]

Some more discoveries. Lane Anthony Haygood is also known for being infamously terrible in a case about a dog.

(Preservetube).

Fun fact: it appears the actual lawyer in this drama is a lolcow in his own right!

 

[Nitro!]

Oh no, guys! A thread is annoying, and... upsetting !!

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

What planet does this dipshit live on? It couldn't possibly be a better time to be a leftie. You have all the calendar months for every color of the rainbow (I'm pretty sure there's more than one black history month at this point but I gave up keeping track), every big corp pays you lipservice daily, schools do what you want, and with nothing but suspicion of 'mean opinions' you can have people fired, excommunicated, and put on the street before the end of the day. It couldn't possibly be a better time to be a Chris Tyson where all you have to do is put up a fag flag and get away with whatever the fuck it is you want to do. I live in a traditionally red state and have never once in my entire life seen a gay or foreigner getting beaten up in the street.

At least we know why he's lefty and pro-2A. He's the good guy with a gun.

 

[stupid frog]

Alyssa is ugly inside and out.

I wonder what her account name is? To see the Prospering.

 

[DickMain]

Let me guess this degenerated lawyer, whose career has utterly belly flopped from a promising beginning, is an avid patron of sex-trafficked kidnapping victims.

Based solely on the (account) name I was really hoping he'd turn out to be a gross furry on top of it all, but going through a couple hundred ddg results on each of the aliases didn't turn up anything of the sort.

 

['Ole Dente]

Yours Dearly and Friendly,

Buttah Dawg, The Dawg Wit Da Buttah

 

[Medic]

"WHAAAAA BOOOHOOO"

Cry harder nigger and live forever. Just cause suck the man out Ian, doesn't mean you are one and you will never be.
Especially with that rat on your head

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

"WHAAAAA BOOOHOOO"
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Cry harder nigger and live forever. Just cause suck the man out Ian, doesn't mean you are one and you will never be.
Especially with that rat on your head
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Speaking of that infamous photo, that was when she highjacked a giant bomb show to rant about something no one cares about while they all nodded their head in agreement. Fuck Giant Bomb, what a bunch of insufferable faggots. Can’t wait until that website inevitably shuts down

 

[Medic]

Speaking of that infamous photo, that was when she highjacked a giant bomb show to rant about something no one cares about while they all nodded their head in agreement. Fuck Giant Bomb, what a bunch of insufferable faggots. Can’t wait until that website inevitably shuts down

I don't want to imagine watching that video rn, also wtf is that style of choice. Those big ass glasses, is the man-thot trying to be like elton john cause DEI told her or was it her mother moderates everything even finger 6 inches deep in her ass where its to the point where talking to a down syndrome employee at my walmart would have a higher intelligent conversation about his job and how good he is at packing items where they need to go than whatever the man-thot-turd is saying rn.

 

[Jex]

Giant Bomb is a shell of itself with evil people like this running around. I still put on early endurance runs as background noise when I’m working on things.

 

[RotPockets]

She got the worst rated attorney her simps could afford.

Archive courtesy of @eval(euphoria_boners)
Her simp army of gamer “girls”.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

She just wants the attention. Nothing said about her isn't true either she's admitted and done it all herself for all to see.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

That would have probably died on the vine Alyssa why did you have to do this Alyssa man I should really start a consulting from cold how to not get on the bad side of Kiwi farms and other such websites LLC
step one don't be a count
Step 2 if you recognize you have a thread and it's going nowhere just let it die and say nothing

 

[Rimanah]

They have a policy of thinking of you as little as possible? Wow. Rude.

>we have a policy of thinking about Null as little as possible
>look inside
>obsessed with Null

 

[behindyourightnow]

Speaking of that infamous photo, that was when she highjacked a giant bomb show to rant about something no one cares about while they all nodded their head in agreement. Fuck Giant Bomb, what a bunch of insufferable faggots. Can’t wait until that website inevitably shuts down

That was when she put a call out to all her haters asking for them to come fight her physically. She's bragged since then that none have ever taken her up on the offer.

Alyssa is a sex-positive white woman gamer journalist 10 years after being a sex-positive white woman gamer journalist was trendy. She has spent the last 18 months desperately trying to do anything she can to set off another GaymerGate so that she can get interviews and a book deal instead of continuing to be a sad thirty-something with a failing online blog. Nothing has worked. She is getting desperate, which is why she is trawling the internet for locked private threads and sending out lawyers against everyone she can think of.

She doesn't realize that the media already went through its KiwiFarms cycle, and that she's not even a good victim anymore (being an actual woman and not even melinated). Find another grift or keep seething, Alyssa.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Alyssa I have a solution to your BPD problems and manic depression from the great scholars in Palestine

 

[Faceless Whore]

As if the Farms hasn't been sued for shit like this before.
Lane buddy if you're reading this mosey on over to this page and have a gander. Pay extra attention to that last section.
Make sure you charge her extra and make it worth your while at least.

You're certainly about to be.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

>'Hates' white males
>camwhores for white males for cheap
>probably wouldn't turn down white cock if it meant some quick cash
>but somehow this is fine

I hope every single one of her white knight antifags gets to stick it in just like they dream, then have it blow up in their faces as if they couldn't see it coming from a thousand miles away.

Just a friendly reminder that the Nazis were occupying France the French women were spreading their legs wider than the base of the Eiffel Tower.
alyssa was sitting under writing another article these gamer chuds have not had the last laugh then then she heard a weird laugh from a closet she checked over there was Joshua Connor moon and nothing but a Speedo ravage me Josh teach me to have ethics in games journalism.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Uh oh guys, these are the brave warriors here to cancel us for making fun of Alyssa.

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You're missing her elite group of her pet cuckolds doing the stalking for her, just to please her for good ally points, like:

Dave Rivera of Antifa


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Kahlief Adams of The Spawnies

John "MagitekDad" Phipps of Super Deluxe GamesCast


Nick Calandra of Second Wind


Jake Steinberg


Luke Plunkett of Aftermath


The Giant Bomb gang of Giant Cucks!

Am I missing someone else?

 

[timewave0]

Aside from the references to statutes and what not, the letter reads like it was composed by an angry 17 year old girl, not a practicing lawyer. Very poorly written. Sad!

Fuck Alyssa Mercante (whose name I may have never heard if not for this lolsuit threat)