Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Layton Mysteries]

Pooner's denial of reality causes a small child to sob uncontrollably. This victimizing experience almost made her cry:

This is the OP by the way:

(Reddit | Archive)
The general consensus by the doods in the comments is that OP does look like a man, but a British one.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Oh my, this is dark.

Sister is disappointed because I do not want bottom surgery​

My sister is 8 years older to me. She has always been super supportive of my transition and all the decisions I have taken so far.

Today she mentioned that she is disappointed that I do not plan to go through with my bottom surgery. She’s worried that without it, I might not fully feel like the woman I am or that I might face challenges down the road, both emotionally and in relationships.

Its been 5 years since I have been on HRT and I blend in with the women around me. I have always been of the opinion that I wanted to live as a woman, present as a woman and find my place in the world as a woman before I made a decision about bottom surgery. Honestly I have always felt I could be lot more of a woman without bottom surgery. I wanted to find the answer for myself after publicly living as a woman for a few years.

Now, I’ve reached a point where so many people I interact with daily have only ever known and seen me as a woman. And this has been quite liberating for me. I have reached a point where I am comfortable with my body and just happy with the routine, and I feel at peace with where I am.

I understand where she’s coming from, may be, Idk. Am I being too naive? Will this affect me in the future?

Do I even need to spell out what I vaguely suspect?

 

[Geraldine]

Do I even need to spell out what I vaguely suspect?

Yes please.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Well... his sister loathes him, encourages him out of contempt and laughs behind his back.

 

[PigFarm]

Well... his sister loathes him, encourages him out of contempt and laughs behind his back.

OR op is misreading the situation and embellishing. Maybe the sister is like "if you really wanted to be a girl, you'd chop it off. But since you've been on E for 6 years, it's more like you're just a dude who wants to coom while in a mini skirt"

 

[anchorage]

This is just depressing.

This was under a post about a troon making a fucking college textbook length post (lol) to a 5 word quip from a TERF. That's not the L I wanted to share today.

https://archive.is/wip/gineI

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Y8nbX

Turns out yes, the stereotype that troons make "funny quips" to "transphobes" and then proceed to cut themselves behind the screen is absolutely true.

As can be expected, OP is a pooner, and loves to comment on other pooner "dicks".


Of course, Gender Guesser knows best.

A reminder that as we speak, there is probably a pooner cutting horizontally on a wrist, hesitating to join "his" bretherin in the afterlife by cutting vertically, while looking at a KF thread, hell, maybe even this one. In their mind, one thing goes around their head, a thought that seldom occurs during the day:
"Am I truly valid?"

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

This one is clearly labelled "trigger warning" so beware or be triggered ...

Read the comments and internal hyperlink for extra giggles.
Rather long but worth it.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/TWjjn

Spoiler: Also tagged NSFW for some reason (no pics)

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...and...predictably, it was the biggest mess, a greatest hits album of all the transphobia (among other things) imaginable in the span of just about three hours.

In fact, it all justifies so much of a trigger warning that I've marked it NSFW (actually, the NSFW tag is probably at least semi-justified content-wise anyway).

Now, granted, when he emailed me back after I came out to him (I guess making this post a follow-up to this one from when I came out to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/15in19c/worst_coming_out_ever), there's not much he didn't say a couple days ago that he hadn't already said back then. But jeez, just hearing it in person is something else, I have to tell you... (I don't want the post to be too long, so I put everything in a comment.)

And he's here for another just under two weeks.

This is exchange number one of four. Possibly more.

The ONE upside is that he admitted that, since I'm an adult, he can't actually control what I do with my own life, and he can't force me to do or not do anything -- but he figured he needed to come over here to try and convince me one last time so that he has no regrets.

Some battles aren't meant to be won. Some things, you just have to survive, and then get out of there.

This troon posted a before and after photo after 10 months on troonshine: -

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

This one is my absolute favorite Pooner story ever.

Certified hood classic, “why don’t gay guys want to fuck my pussy???”. Only semi related but enjoy this banger too:

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

What if the "sister" is MTF?

 

[Shakespeare]

Well... his sister loathes him, encourages him out of contempt and laughs behind his back.

It's not that. She's just not understanding why her brother wouldn't want to have grs.

You see for the vast majority of trans supporters the idea of a tranny that want to keep his dick is outrageous, possibly boarding on heresy. Despite of the troon mobs effort, 99% of people still knows that a dick=man and a vagina=woman. And as they believe that a transwoman is a man that wants to transition into a woman they're unable to understand how a tranny would want to keep his penis, as that would essentially make the whole thing pointless as the troon would still be a man.

If you remember the drama a few years ago about the group of women in the spa complaining about the troon in the locker room to the front desk, one of the women said "He's not trans, he still has his dick" (or something to that effect I'm going off memory). That's how most people think, even the ones who support them.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

The general consensus by the doods in the comments is that OP does look like a man, but a British one.

I say

set to marry a Tranny that jokes about putting his dick down her throat, then gets upset when she comments that's a manly thing to do.

 

[Escar]

I say


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What other woman would make a joke about massaging your throat with their dick? It sounds like something a man would say, because only a man would say it. This poor, deluded pooner had a brief moment of lucidity. Seeing a momentary lapse in the illusion, the other tranny banished her before she could truly see it for what it is.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Theres some scientific stuff about how very young kids have waaaay heightened senses and can tell apart their mother and father by their gender without seeing or hearing them, similar to how a lot of baby animals can smell their mother apart from a million identical ones (e.g. penguins). Its like a sixth sense. So i am of the belief that the little bit of heightened senses we have as little kids possibly plays a role in this, and is how little kids clock us when no one else can.

when no one else can

I scared my dog laughing at this, it can’t be humanly possible to cope this hard.

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed children to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

I too wish I could Slav squat as well as he does

His heels don't touch ground. He is western capitalist pig spy

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Pooner's denial of reality causes a small child to sob uncontrollably. This victimizing experience almost made her cry:

I don't know about you, lil pooner but your very presence has destroyed the bond between a girl and her mother.

homophonic

It can bee hard to reed the room hear. Sometimes parents can't chews how too respond when there kid says something stupid. I'm sure they do knot care that you and your knew boyfriend are strait, butt they hate him because he is a shitty person and a perverted freak.

 

[Escar]

And here I thought there has to be some difference if he's that adamant about it:

Spoiler: But no...

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Nigga, you look the same!​

I don't even see the makeup or eyebrows he's so proud of, lest any HRT effects - could just as well be a different light bulb.
It's all in his head - how is this not a form of body dysmorphia again?

To be fair, he's black. So, he probably passes better as a black woman just because black women often look more like men in general.

 

[FaygoFrank]

This troon posted a before and after photo after 10 months on troonshine: -

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man from a normal squarehead to fuckin momo lookin head like ewwwwww

 

[Terffals]

To be honest there is a GOOD chance, like VERY GOOD chance that someone in the kids life is teaching the kid very transphobic things. Possibly even the mother herself, but being in public shes not going to out herself (and if it was the mother, that would definitely explain why the child was soooo insistent and not taking no as an answer, if shes always hearing her mother being a karen about trans people, then all of a sudden the mum is saying the opposite? Thats how you confuse kids.

Thats how you confuse kids.

I’m speechless. Irony is dead, trannies killed it.

 

[SpookyObserver]

I am not angry at this kid lol , just made me question my own manliness. I felt so dysphoric and upset after it had happened. Questioning how she knew lmao. Most people usually call me male terms , and assume I’m a man. But I’ve had a few kids ask their parents if I’m a boy or girl, ask my name to confirm I’m a boy. Like what? My voice is pretty male passing now, so I find this humorous the kids can tell.

This entire piece feels passive aggressive. This girl was probably just distressed about seeing her mother casually lie repeatedly when shes likely been told thats wrong. Trannies really live in their filtered photo world. Even real women and men understand no one looks the same irl as in selected pictures.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the OP by the way:
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(Reddit | Archive)
The general consensus by the doods in the comments is that OP does look like a man, but a British one.

She's doing the same stupid soyface with her tongue in the corner of her mouth in every pic to try and disguise her feminine features but its still obvious, and on the picture that isn't hiding half her face with angles and cheap sunglasses it's immediately apparent this is a female. It looks like she's another one of those Pooners than puts on an exaggerated douchebag doodbro attitude, because that's what she thinks being male is, but then is easily shittershattered and will lock herself in the bathroom to sob to Poonkind on Reddit when she somebody sees through her LARP.

Oh my, this is dark.

Sister is disappointed because I do not want bottom surgery​

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Do I even need to spell out what I vaguely suspect?

Yeah seems his sister hates Troons, is disgusted and embarrassed by her faggot Troonified brother and has probably had to eat shit from people laughing about his ridiculous pornified appearance for years. She knows full well how horrific TGM (Troon Genital Mutilation) is and wants her deviant, pornsick embarrassment of a brother to get the "full Trans experience".

not that. She's just not understanding why her brother wouldn't want to have grs.

Maybe. I prefer my version it's more entertaining for me.