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- Feb 6, 2013
Can't be seating issues unless this bitch is too good to fly Saudia, as Saudia allows you to pay a little extra to take up an extra seat, and they also code share with Qatar Airways like Oman Air does.
Also it's cheaper to fly to Morocco than Thailand
I get that you're salty because you can't sperg out because you recognize landmarks Chantal bumbles by when the stars align and she leaves her hotel room but that's no reason to be stupid.
Most Airlines offer the Fatty-two-seat rate, which is discounted from the normal rate because (as I mentioned in my last post, they're compensating for the additional weight on the plane and thus the additional fuel, )ut you're not getting two meals or extra baggage so all that reduces the price from what it would be for two full tickets.
That said, this shit ain't that simple. I'm sure Chantal would have gladly charged her card for the added fee if it meant she has her man servant (she's terrified to do things alone) but most flights overbook to compensate for cancellations and will even combine flights only a few days before (ever get that "your flight number has changed..." notification that most people just shrug at and ignore?) takeoff to make sure they're not running inefficiently and wasting resources on two flights that are only 1/3rd full (I'm simplifying a lot of this, forgive me, plane autists).
That is one of the many reasons you book well in advance. It makes everything easier for everyone, and why when someone who needs two seats (again, because they are the weight of two passengers, not because they take up extra space) they spend 45 minutes rearranging the flight, trying not to let passengers know they're guessing your weight like a sly carny and you end up with people who purposely booked seats together, like couples or parents, split into different rows.
This is not to shame or embarrass Deathfats, that's just an added bonus, it's literally so the plane can take off safely.
So no, on a full flight (Which may have empty seats, full can mean the plan is carrying heavy cargo as well) she could not just pay the fee and have her Syrian Sewage join her.