2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
...who lost his job and sperged out enough to get 1-star ratings on avvo for his behavior and performance a mere year ago, exactly around the time he says in his CV he became associated with the KUSK firm, a half-year before being admitted to the NY Bar, and about when he rebranded from personal injury litigation to "complex entertainment and 1A litigation."
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This makes it rather intriguing that such a person is now stirring up nonsense with the Farms, while claiming relations with very interesting former antagonists. I hope they're okay with what might come out if they continue pursuing this course.
 
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im sure its been said before but holy fuck how stupid can someone be? i thought byuu was dumb for losing his mind about his long dead thread but this one is even worse. great job drawing more attention to your thread alyssa. if you ignored it odds are it would have died and been lost to time.

but eh from what ive seen of her i would not be surprised if shes hoping her thread gets more traction so she can use it to fuel her endless lust for attention and victim status.
 
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NoReturn said:
I'm leaving the paralegal out of this, but here's Lane A. Haygood, who is a man, by the way.
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Kathryn Tewson lives for online drama, and was deeply involved in KickVic (at least on Twitter, anyway), and I've seen them hovering around other drama threads there - mostly related to anime and gaming. I guarantee you she already has an account on Kiwifarms and probably has for a long time. Not really formal/thread-worthy lolcow material from what I've seen of her, just pretty obnoxious with terrible opinions, but its worth noting that paralegals are often the people who draft letters like this (letters that carry no force of law and are just threats, etc).
 
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Now let's play! NAME THAT PHENOTYPE!!!

Alyssa Mercante...

Mercante

Merchant

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joebobmurphy said:
Jesus. I really do wonder about anyone that can get through years of law school, pass the bar, and still not have a lick of professionalism if their flabby body. Welp, I'm saying it now. If another call to arms goes out I'm pledging 200 at the bare minimum.
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There are approx 1.3 million registered lawyers in the United States now. That’s literally 1 in every 260 American citizens. Clearly the bar exam isn’t enough to weed out unprofessional retards.
 
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Congratulations on giving your enemies more ammo, Alyssa. I mean, you're already hated by everyone including any normies who knows about you and Sweet Baby, but you can keep making things worse for you. Even if you manage to get a win over the Farms, I still don't plan to buy Concord or Dustborne.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
There are approx 1.3 registered lawyers in the United States now.
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I knew what you meant, but this was still pretty funny.

PS2 Nishiki said:
These literal cookie cutter Twitter liberals genuinely believe Alyssa Mercante will take down the "cesspit"
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Still hotter than Alyssa (take your pick). Seriously, short hair on women just doesn't work anymore, at least not that cut she does.
 
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Honestly I think she is utterly unremarkable and a waste of electrons and HDD space to waste a thread on her.

She is a crazy feminist that hates gamers and is like a dollar-tree version of ZoeQuinn or Frosk.
Yeah, sorry lady, there are a million unremarkable game "journalists" like you. You need to spice things up a notch before you are worthy of my attention.

Frosk and Sessler had much more energy and anger and they single handedly cratered a media effort that some investors had just put a lot of real money into trying to revive.
You are a low-energy cheap off-brand copy of Frosk and you don't even have the drama about "look she is gonna make all these people unemployed by crashing the company." Your company is basically dead, has already fired almost everyone and have no audience. If you and your company would disappear from the internet almost no one would notice.
 
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joebobmurphy said:
Jesus. I really do wonder about anyone that can get through years of law school, pass the bar, and still not have a lick of professionalism if their flabby body. Welp, I'm saying it now. If another call to arms goes out I'm pledging 200 at the bare minimum.
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
There are approx 1.3 million registered lawyers in the United States now. That’s literally 1 in every 260 American citizens. Clearly the bar exam isn’t enough to weed out unprofessional retards.
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:really: "So long as you pay for the pre-test and score above 80%, you can pass bar exam..." - Drunk Lawyer on Coke
 
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AnOminous said:
No, he's actually associated in some ambiguous way with a New York law firm, which somehow doesn't have him on their webpage. He's called "of counsel." And he cites Kathryn Tewson, usually known as TWO-TON from the Weeb Wars, because she's FAT, as a paralegal. And one of the people actually listed on the website of that law firm is Akiva Cohen, most famous here for registering a copyright on a picture of his kids from his broken marriage and threatening to sue us for it.

So there are indeed deep connections and this guy actually is a lawyer, even if he is an incredibly retarded one.
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A short bus voltron of dimwit lolyers has formed to attempt to extort the farms
 
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