Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
"FTC: Failed Teacher Chibi"
"Adam Can't Communicate"
"Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Discord Server?"
Yea I was thinking along the lines of parodying an existing one like your first one, because Chibi himself is a parody of a man and his cosplays are basically parodies of what he is trying to cosplay as.

So, something like "Coomer x Coomer" or "My Ero Academia" or "Samurai Noshampoo" but then I realized I actually don't know all that many anime titles :(
 
Off topic but in case people didn't get our reference...

Chibi-chans daily life

BPD COSPLAY WHORE FUCK BPD COSPLAY WHORE FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT!!!!


lmao [CURRENT YEAR] wikipedia. An obscure 20 year old hentai guro manga that is obscure even within the hentai manga fan community is notable enough to have a wikipedia article but Chris "Sonichu" Chandler, the most documented lolcow in the world doesn't get an article.

Get the fuck outta here with your "notability criteria", wikifags.
 
Those are actually somehow less unflattering than the real thing.

What should we call the manga?
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Welcome to the AT&T
I Didn't Shave. Then I Brought a High School Girl Home.
WataMote: No Matter How I Look at It, It's KiwiFarms' Fault I'm Not Popular!
Panties and hard work in bed
Cats: When they lay
Cat on the Dick: Innocence
I Was An Ordinary Phone Salesman But Then Traveled To Japan And Become A Famous Chef
14 sai (is old enough for me)
Chibi The Cringer
Neon DM Leak Chibineko: You can (not) learn your lesson
Cosplay X Cringe
 
Try not to talk about Japan challenge (impossible)

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Is he trying to imply there's some conspiracy going on to keep his power off? Maybe this is another Americanism I don't understand, but in many countries power companies want shit sorted as fast as possible or they start incurring fines and with certain services customers can claim money back if they're not getting what they paid for.

Either way, I think we can all agree that Chibi should storm outside and find some electricians to give a piece of his mind to. He is an expert, after all.
 
Is he trying to imply there's some conspiracy going on to keep his power off? Maybe this is another Americanism I don't understand, but in many countries power companies want shit sorted as fast as possible or they start incurring fines and with certain services customers can claim money back if they're not getting what they paid for.

Either way, I think we can all agree that Chibi should storm outside and find some electricians to give a piece of his mind to. He is an expert, after all.
He is complaining like a teenager but he is right about this, South/southeastern Michigan has power provided by a single shitty monopoly that's grown more corrupt and inefficient in recent years and when weather takes out power it's typically down for 1-3 days now, if it happens more than a couple times in one summer they might give you $50 off one month's bill if you're lucky. t. Michigander that also currently has no power after last night's storm
 
"Maybe I'll be back to my self tomorrow"

So in other words, no change at all :)

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"I need some people to offer me some support..."
1 reaction, 0 comments. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. Adam, you just need to repost more content farm garbage, your engagement will surely go up if you keep at it.
 
"Maybe I'll be back to my self tomorrow"

So in other words, no change at all :)

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"My dream job will always be out of reach."

Can someone remind me what his current dream job is? Is it still being a teacher? A game dev? A cosplayer? Prop maker? Manager at AT&T?
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"I need some people to offer me some support..."
1 reaction, 0 comments. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. Adam, you just need to repost more content farm garbage, your engagement will surely go up if you keep at it.
>can't make it to the gym until my cough is gone

What an absolutely pathetic wretch. Maybe if you put the takoyaki down and hit the gym properly you wouldn't have the immune system of a Victorian street urchin, Adam.
 
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