Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Ahh, that explains it. She's going to escalate things and it's going to be so funny.

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"They want us to be quiet so they can have their little circle jerks in peace"

Never have I seen a more blatant example of projection
Not at all. They see it as just another propaganda organ for their agenda.
And Alyssa probably saw it as an easy field to climb through the ranks of because she's a woman and (even as this very thread shows) gamers are willing to simp for literal anorexic coke whores.
 
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The source of the Massapequa address found by @Musashi's Son in this post is voter records from 2012, which would have been when Alyssa was an undergraduate at Binghamton Univerity and still using her parents house as her permanent address. Her parents also still live there and she sometimes visits them.
Yeah you're right. I searched her name on voterrecords.com and the zip code matches with the Brooklyn address from the OP:

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I thought this Patrick guy was a relative of hers but it turns out he is her fiance.

Archives of the tweets from the OP about her house:

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Alyssa, sweetheart:

We have governments, corporations, news outlets, think tanks, NGOs, certifiable lunatics, and other such people gunning for us, most of whom have more power, money, and clout than you ever will.

Our cute, fluffy, and glorious Dog-Ooperator protects. He will go to Earth's remotest ends to ensure we have a place to laugh at stupid narcissistic psychos like you.

Keffals failed. Vordrak failed. Dong-Gone failed. And they nearly exterminated us.

Good luck. We can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.
 
She looks like a dude in his forties who is balding. Keep in the mind this is the same skank that uses "LITERAL MIDDLE AGED MEN ARE ATTACKING ME!!! L BOZO" as an excuse to deflect people criticizing her.



Alyssa is retweeting tweets seething about posts on Kiwi Farms made by our very own @Squally
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Reposting this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.
The fact that this is the woman trying to lecture people on politics, sexism, and video games is hilarious. What a fucking baby, and I mean that in the sense that she probably isn't potty trained despite being in her mid-thirties.

"Pissing your pants to own the chuds. #Girlboss"
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alyssa as a gaymer gate creepshow i can tell you how do you stop teh evil national socialists (TM) from kiwi farms:

1. Try to remove at least the trashiest tats on your body (half of your total skin doe)
2. remove the fucking piercings, less resemblance to cow
3. fix your brain up in a nearest looney bin, you can live with NPD and BPD as much as you can with autism
4. marry some desperate white dude, asian doormat or a nigger. you are 34, even though most of you mutt women look like 50 at mid 30s, i'm :optimistic: you still can have a fulfilling relationship in your life, provided you do point 3

She's been engaged to the Patrick Mulligan guy (formerly @naansecular/@swamppat and currently @mikeroweplastic on X) since 2022. Clearly they have a weird cuck thing going on though, or maybe she is holding him hostage by locking up all his fidget toys in the basement and not giving them back until he marries her.

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Alyssa, sweetheart:

We have governments, corporations, news outlets, think tanks, NGOs, certifiable lunatics, and other such people gunning for us, most of whom have more power, money, and clout than you ever will.

Our cute, fluffy, and glorious Dog-Ooperator protects. He will go to Earth's remotest ends to ensure we have a place to laugh at stupid narcissistic psychos like you.

Keffals failed. Vordrak failed. Dong-Gone failed. And they nearly exterminated us.

Good luck. We can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.
Kiwi's are also ready to deploy at a moments notice
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This bitch looks diseased. What's interesting is that it's not any one thing. She's got an overabundance of gross nasty tattoos, she's constantly doing hideous shit with her hair, and even the bone structure of her face is weirdly off-putting. Most of these factors are/were under her control. I guess part of her fake and gay rebellion involves purposefully making herself uglier (a very common behavior for broken feminist women, actually). Alyssa Mercante is basically the poster child for why a reasonable person might come around to the idea that women shouldn't have rights.

I'd say that I don't understand why anybody would simp for her, but it still makes more sense than people who simp for obese women so whatever.
 
I wish this thread was in BP just so I wouldn't have to sift through a thousand posts about "would" or "wouldn't" or "AAAIIIDSSS".

I remember when joystiq and kotaku first dropped on the scene. It was an interesting move away from the more corporate and indifferent feel you'd get from a gamespot or uber fan / corporate sites like PLANETQuake. RSS readers were still widely used, an open Internet, it felt amazing, and I did find some cool games thanks to those early, open days.

Now it's worse schlock than we had in the ol' days, in part thanks to idiots like this cunt. There's no reason a games journalist should need to live in the NYC area, much less be afforded a salary that allows them to live there. Except for a few conventions and expos, this all could be done from Billings, MT or Mobile, AL.
 
I wish this thread was in BP just so I wouldn't have to sift through a thousand posts about "would" or "wouldn't" or "AAAIIIDSSS".

I remember when joystiq and kotaku first dropped on the scene. It was an interesting move away from the more corporate and indifferent feel you'd get from a gamespot or uber fan / corporate sites like PLANETQuake. RSS readers were still widely used, an open Internet, it felt amazing, and I did find some cool games thanks to those early, open days.

Now it's worse schlock than we had in the ol' days, in part thanks to idiots like this cunt. There's no reason a games journalist should need to live in the NYC area, much less be afforded a salary that allows them to live there. Except for a few conventions and expos, this all could be done from Billings, MT or Mobile, AL.
She apparently lives in Bed Stuy, which is a ghetto shithole, so you don't need to worry about her salary being particularly high.
 
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