Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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lmao, get fucked

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I didn't know he interviewed Andrew Taint. Is there any pedophile whose nuts Dick isn't willing to suck?
 
Dick having a great time on his podcast Old Man Complains formally The Dick Show. He seems to be having more frequent boomer tech moments. Forgetting if the show show is live, leaving the live stream muted, leaving the Discord stream muted, being too lazy to set a start menu shortcut. This current boomer moment will cost him three whole extra hours of work which he rages about and then goes onto talk about how women have an innate drive to not work. This may be a Freudian slip that Dick the man too lazy to make a shortcut might secretly want to be a woman.
After Dick goes onto complain about how "this big Tate account" uploaded a clip of Dick's interview with Andrew Tate (that Dick sent to Murder By Crayons) and cropped out all of Dick's watermarks thus denying him any attention. Dick struggles to keep on topic with this story. Between constant tech issues, general increased forgetfulness, and the inability to stay on topic of five minutes Dick might want to go get a cognitive evaluations. Could be early Alzheimer brought on by drug and alcohol abuse as well as his sedentary homebody lifestyle. Cannot comment on anything after this as I too lost interest with staying focused on the podcast. All of this was within the first 13 minutes.

Dick Screams About His Boomer Tech Moment


Dick Blue Balled By Murdered by Crayons

EDIT: Here is the clip Dick was seething about posted by Murdered by Crayons (archive) and the retweet by Krassenstein (archive). Crayon's did later make a Xeet (archive) linking the full interview. Also another Xeet (archive) of Dick seething about not being the prettiest girl at prom and loosing out on 10m views. An apt reply blames the medallion for this failure.
 
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I messed up in the original post but corrected it to be Murder by Crayons since they were the original person to upload that clip. It is annoying when people make complaints but refuse to name who they are mad at over fear of giving them attention. Also Murder by Crayons says they cropped everything out over the fear of causing blow back. Denying Dick the attention was done out of kindness not malice.
 
"I'm interested in what the woman-hating sex-trafficking scammer with a dangerously toxic and contagious ideology has to say but I'd better cut out this unfunny faggot interviewing him."
Another reason is to cut Dick is because Dick doesn’t push back on any guest even a little because he’s so desperate to get any guest on. He doesn’t want to have to try and wake Shaun up from his pill doze with antidotes about what he did with his dad that week or giving the news round up on “who called Vito a pedo this week”.

Why keep JuJu in the clip when all he does is glaze Tate so hard it comes off as satire.

🐵 Tate:”so yer I am a modern day pedophilic slaver and fuck those white whores, I would kill them in a second if they stop making me money”

🐮 Dick:”So how would you describe your perfect Sunday?”
 
Even if Dax managed to get those views it would just mean more people to get disgusted by and then laugh at him. Dax Herrera aka. "Diddler Dax", "Daxipad", "Juju the Cow" is a disgusting, predatorial sewer creature. The only people who watch him are fellow fat and inbred Mexicans and complete lunatics who are okay with trying very hard to laugh at the antics of a whole bunch of wiggers who should all either be serving prison sentences or in a mental ward right now.

Make it the entire population of Earth. Give a tablet to an African pygmy from a borderline uncontacted Congolese village, and they'll spit at Juju. Make the Amish watch Dick, and they'll use him as an example of the dangers of technology. The Homecoming King is a charisma black hole, orbited by losers retarded enough to be caught in his event horizon. And that's all he'll ever be besides good worm food should he correctly decide that his time is up, and roping is of the essence.
 
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