2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[trash cat]

I think [the Alyssa] thread should be allowed to incubate in PG until she does something really stupid that gets her a lot of flak.

For now the seed is planted here at the Prospering Grounds and all we can do is wait until it's fully grown and ready.

I'm excited. I don't mind if it takes a year or two.

Okay do me! What day am I gonna die?

> Thread with lull in activity but excellent PG OP

> "Our concern is not with policing the Internet activity of [...] a whole forum"

> "Friendly" letter DEMANDS censorship of the thread WITHIN 72 HOURS all over some ugly middle-aged cat lady nobody cares about

> Thread explodes overnight

What an idiot

 

[unaboomer]

 

[Allanon]

Katheryn Tewson is still alive? Huh. That's just sad.

 

[nukebot]

Kotaku is the company that hired troons and bluehairs with enforced diversity hires and a ton of secret pedophiles, right? I never really paid attention to that company.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Katheryn Tewson is still alive? Huh. That's just sad.

Don't worry. The obesity, heart disease, and lung cancer from her daily diet of donuts and cigarettes will one day grant her a death as agonizing as her face, voice, and personality.

 

[CoolDudeXD]

Kotaku is the company that hired troons and bluehairs with enforced diversity hires and a ton of secret pedophiles, right? I never really paid attention to that company.

They were the originators of that practice yes. Truly scum of the earth.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Okay do me! What day am I gonna die?

> Thread with lull in activity but excellent PG OP

> "Our concern is not with policing the Internet activity of [...] a whole forum"

> "Friendly" letter DEMANDS censorship of the thread WITHIN 72 HOURS all over some ugly middle-aged cat lady nobody cares about

> Thread explodes overnight

What an idiot

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I said it back in June I think?
But she enjoys the attention it gives her.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

She never stopped being a whore.
She combined the art of press and prostitution to become a prestitute.
I recall her bragging about 3somes that involved some of her co-workers. They're disgusting creatures.

Hey it’s hard for her to be a man-hating lesbian when she can’t stop stuffing cocks in her.

It’s all the fault of MAGApede CHUDs. We must punch nazis.

 

[Allanon]

Don't worry. The obesity, heart disease, and lung cancer from her daily diet of donuts and cigarettes will one day grant her a death as agonizing as her face, voice, and personality.

It could have been her instead of Andrew Stallings. Alas. We could have had Giraffes on Coffee or Bender instead, but we chose the wrong timeline.

Regardless, I was plenty happy forgetting lawtwats existed. Perhaps they will at least be funny this time and make a frivolous lawsuit.

 

[Meat Target]

Kotaku is the company that hired troons and bluehairs with enforced diversity hires and a ton of secret pedophiles, right? I never really paid attention to that company.

They're a product of Gawker and its successor, G/O Media. Same curators of illustrious jizzrags like Jezebel, Gizmodo, The Root, The A/V Club, and Deadspin.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Retards about to learn the streissand effect

 

[Not A Fed]

I'm gonna be honest here.

Would.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Isn’t she suing a load of people at the moment for calling her out. I vaguely seen it; I think SmashJT or whatever he’s called.

 

[waffle]

I think the lawyer is probably going a little close to the sun with some of the unhinged threats he's making and cases he's surely misrepresenting or omitting that they have since been overruled.

 

[Constellationzero]

Man, I only knew that she was an annoying bitch who killed some video game show, I didn't know she was a whore.

The tattoos should've clued you in. No NICE young lady would tard scribble on herself like that.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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KUSK claims a practice representing the diamond industry (aka they rep 47th st/the diamond district), which by all rights has to make them super-Jews or something.

They're a product of Gawker and its successor, G/O Media. Same curators of illustrious jizzrags like Jezebel, Gizmodo, The Root, The A/V Club, and Deadspin.

Meh, Kotaku was always the weird little cousin hiding under the table and talking to imaginary friends. Nobody liked them.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Has anyone pointed out that this comes from the same law firm that famous lawyercow Akiva Cohen operates?

The Great KUKS....I mean KUSK lawfirm.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Not currently in our crosshairs
These lawyers are not very good.

 

[BT9494]

Isn’t she suing a load of people at the moment for calling her out. I vaguely seen it; I think SmashJT or whatever he’s called.

She is threatening to sue a few people, but hasn't actually filed anything.

This is probably nothing more than a reason to set up a scam GoFundMe for "legal expenses" or some shit.