Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

This 6-and-a-half foot tall behemoth came into the store this morning. Scrawny, with tight fitting leather pants and a jacket, a whole pornsick goth aesthetic going on with dyed red stringy hair and some kind of lunatic astrology shirt. Complete with a tranny pride pin that said "not a boy". His face was obviously male, with a neolithic brow and a slight hint of unshaven stubble. My coworker took a deep sigh after he left and we both had a good laugh. "I don't even know what to call him". Lmao. The strangest part of the encounter was when the troon bragged about driving a manual out of nowhere like it was some crowning achievement.
 
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Experienced one of the most dispiriting sights I've had seeing a tranny not too long ago. Around midnight had a group of 5 people come into the store. The group compromised of three females, the tranny; none of which were above the age of eighteen, and the tranny's father (I say this because they would regularly speak to each other with a familiarity that made sense if they were related).
The father looked rather respectable, dress slacks with a nice belt and a tucked in shirt.
His son, the tranny, wore knee high white leather boots, a pink skirt and a blue top.
Two of the females were obvious friends of the tranny and wore outfits comprised of the same color scheme and just as gaudy, one in white fishnets and the other with the smallest crop top possible.
The last was younger than the rest by a few years and wore a denim skirt that went to the knees with a Taylor Swift T-shirt and a plastic clip in her hair to hold her bangs off to the side. Reminded me of my sister.
There is not enough synonyms for the words disgust and contempt for what I felt at that moment. Seeing this man in his Mr Rogers cosplay smiling ear to ear as he hovered over these girls who were friends of his fucked up son. The son fully embodying the agp stereotypes of skipping around the store and swishing his skirt, and obviously being a corruptive influence on these girls he calls friends. The youngest trying to remain as modest as possible while still trying to fit in with the crowd who looked like hookers you find in an alley in GTA.
They were kids, not even with the ability to go out for a night without a chaperone, absolutely corrupted by trans rhetoric.
It took a few cigarettes and a long time standing out back drinking the night air to cleanse myself of that experience.
 
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In ONE day.
Varsity town: Giant ugly hon in market.
Giant ugly hon on public transit, moobs so wide apart you could park a truck in the gap.
Hilarious green curly hair fat pooner with center shave.
Two fugly hons, one with ratty purple hair and one with a rainbow tee. Both with man guts.

Not one even remotely passing.
 
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I now work in a college, so I see them daily.

Yesterday it was a skinny one with ridiculous colored hair and neon clothing. The day before it was an obese goth one. That one was funny because he was trailing right behind a pack of skinny girls who didn't seem to notice them, but seemed to want to be part of their group.

They really do play into the cliches, don't they?
 
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Dang… You know reading these threads you really realize the little things you have to be thankful for.

Like being able to take a piss so the out worrying about fistulas or “milking”.

Or even better: Living in a part of the world where trannies are an absolute, head turning exception.
 
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Surprised it took 3 days after the semester started for me to cross paths with a troon on campus.
This specimen isn't particularly remarkable, but good god does he need to take a Fashion 101 course... his clothing choices clash like rainbow-colored vomit.

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A troon I used to know irl has finally been posted on KF and it's taking everything I've got to not PL. Strip away the ideology and he's harmless. He's not in much contact with children nor does he seem interested, he's got a handmaiden wife, but spends most of his time with gigahons. He loves cats, Battlestar Galactica, and fine wines. I don't know why he couldn't stand to just be a gentle little weirdo like Niles Crane. Probably porn that he feels guilty about rotted his brain.

Anyway, glad to see others found him ridiculous. I'll be watching his socials to see if he knows about KF.
 
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countrybumpkin said:
I now work in a college, so I see them daily.

Yesterday it was a skinny one with ridiculous colored hair and neon clothing. The day before it was an obese goth one. That one was funny because he was trailing right behind a pack of skinny girls who didn't seem to notice them, but seemed to want to be part of their group.

They really do play into the cliches, don't they?
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Lol I feel this as a computer science major. I have yet another group project this semester, but we got to choose who we work with this time. Someone made a separate groupchat for the class where we could find a group and the trans ones were in there the second it opened trying to find a group. It maybe took them a few days to find anyone because no one wanted to work with the "trans rights are human rights<3 he/she/they" person. It also took them less than 3 hours to bring up femboys and programmer socks.

Actually the secret santa event at my workplace was cancelled last year because we had our first tranny who was hired and everyone was afraid to offend them so no one participated at all. Sign up sheet was empty.

minor update: I just went ahead and blocked the MTF everywhere. He's actually been creeping me out lately. I was talking to another co-worker during our lunch and we were the only people in the breakroom which consists of atleast 9 different tables. MTF came in and sat at the table directly behind us. There were many others to choose from wtf. He kind of lurks around me and not to be cringe, but his "vibe" is angry to me. I've been quiet about the end of the friendship so whenever anyone asks me anything related to him and I tell them I don't talk to him anymore they are shocked and 1. ask why 2. I give them a summary 3. They seem very relieved and tell me about how much they didn't like him/he seemed [insert negative trait here] and they didn't want to say anything because we seemed so close.
It's been fun!
 
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Lady Bizness said:
A troon I used to know irl has finally been posted on KF and it's taking everything I've got to not PL. Strip away the ideology and he's harmless. He's not in much contact with children nor does he seem interested, he's got a handmaiden wife, but spends most of his time with gigahons. He loves cats, Battlestar Galactica, and fine wines. I don't know why he couldn't stand to just be a gentle little weirdo like Niles Crane. Probably porn that he feels guilty about rotted his brain.

Anyway, glad to see others found him ridiculous. I'll be watching his socials to see if he knows about KF.
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I keep hoping that the one I knew (who "peaked" me) gets posted on here.
 
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Saw a troon at the Auburn Cord Duesenberg parade. Fortunately they cant afford to buy and ruin them
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One of those badboys with hentai decals, lol.
Not one single thing about that poon says male except almost the tache, but she's managed to overpower it with woman somehow too so that it's almost like oh women have bushy moustaches now ok we are doing this.

They gayest gay men wouldn't wear those sandals, and if they wore those cut trousers they effectively wouldn't be, because they would look that much different on a man's build.
 
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One of those badboys with hentai decals, lol.
Not one single thing about that poon says male except almost the tache, but she's managed to overpower it with woman somehow too so that it's almost like oh women have bushy moustaches now ok we are doing this.

They gayest gay men wouldn't wear those sandals, and if they wore those cut trousers they effectively wouldn't be, because they would look that much different on a man's build.
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I legit cant tell what gender that thing is
 
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