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I can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this shit.Look at the last pages Georgester, he's represented by Strang Bradley.
Thats exactly what I mean. The little writing quirks and Patisms like that just scream Man of Pig typed this out with his own trotters.Did the response just say "meek"? That is almost certainly Pat's wording. He claimed that Larry Correia was "meek" (which Larry called bullshit on, rightly). He tells his stalkers that they will surrender "meekly" upon their arrest.
This response tells me two things:
- Patrick had a very significant hand in its authorship.
- When he was a kid, someone somewhere accused him of meekness, probably when he got a little too stroppy for his own good, and it stuck.
OnAForums user 'Dog Eater' did some investigating and found that Niki may have dated a polyamorous couple five years before she met Pat:
Found the post (see above).There are posts somewhere in the thread that describe the Nikster being the third-wheel in some poly throuple thing.
So she likely has an STD. No wonder Patrick doesn't wear underwear. He's too proud to go to a doctor for a cure or something, so prefers to not have his micro penis rub against anything least he spends hours scratching.Found the post (see above).
When I saw that picture for the first time, my first thought was "Pat smiles like he found his new sexual partner or victim".
That pic from Worldcon in the red top he looks like ten gallons of lard poured into a sausage skin.Rick finds it extremely difficult to be nice or straight, despite being white.
The funny part about the funster pfp of him flipping off the Rosa Parks memorial is that he was significantly less fat than he is now. It boggles the mind that he calls a picture of his past self fat just because a funster is using it. Never change Rick but if he was able to change he wouldn't have 3500 page thread.
>History remembers him as Jack the Ripper.However, cringe A Christmas Carol fanfiction starring Tiny Tim has been on Pat's mind for much longer:
Its fucking crazy how Pig Tits keeps falling for the same "I'm gonna shit in your toilet" bait for months. He also seems to have this weird fixation on "holding you immobile" which considering his incredibly gay mannerism, his habit of frequenting a notorious gay cruising sauna, and his previous statements about his "rage erections" is kinda troubling.Setting aside the return of StealthyIncapacitator, I really hope one of his suits goes before a judge who asks him in old boomer consternation why he felt the need to angrily reply with threats of violence over a thousand times to somebody threatening to shit in his toilet
A "doppelganger".He has a gay porn doppelganger
what the fuck is he talking about in this post?
Pats continued simping for Biden even as he periodically dusts off his General Fatton uniform to give shit tier wet brain military takes is pathetic and baffling.what the fuck is he talking about in this post?
that withdrawal from Afghanistan was treachery on the part of the Biden administration, and it resulted in countless lives lost that would not have been otherwise. Bidet not only ignored the fallout from that fiasco, neither he nor anyone in his cabinet were the slightest bit concerned or empathetic when the bodies of our troops were returned to the USA.
to call Trump a traitor in that context, as Trump honors the dead no less, is soulless behavior. an abomination.
how the fuck did he make himself look naked when fully dressed?
Ah yes, Jane Doe, the 61th John Doe.Very real message from a very real person posted to Patrick's site on a since-deleted section:
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Too bad it wasn't handwritten; I get the strangest feeling it would have looked familiar.
Ah yes, Jane Doe, the 61th John Doe.
Remove the internet from the context of this and I could completely believe you're talking about some weird mystery cult in antiquity. Imagine you're going about your business in the Roman forum, and man wearing a pig mask with a finger pointing to his temple comes up and whispers "Hey, have you heard about Patricius Slobinius Tomlinus? He's a failed paterfamilias and is possessed by an Eastern gluttony demon. He turns Aethiopian children into sausages, and if we don't call him a fat sodomite with bitch tits every day the world will end." Then he goes on a tangent about a former comedian he suspects has Carthaginian ancestry.In his defense, it doesn't help matters that whenever a Pest disappears from the community, several others will adopt their username to create the impression it's been the same 30 retards over there calling each other faggots for the last two decades. Pests don't like change. Even the notorious SpaceEdge is a few users removed from the OG mod of the old subreddit. The current Brian Gilgore may be the tenth or eleventh member to don the cowl.
Remove the internet from the context of this and I could completely believe you're talking about some weird mystery cult in antiquity. Imagine you're going about your business in the Roman forum, and man wearing a pig mask with a finger pointing to his temple comes up and whispers "Hey, have you heard about Patricius Slobinius Tomlinus? He's a failed paterfamilias and is possessed by an Eastern gluttony demon. He turns Aethiopian children into sausages, and if we don't call him a fat sodomite with bitch tits every day the world will end." Then he goes on a tangent about a former comedian he suspects has Carthaginian ancestry.
Sounds far fetched.There was a short, tenuous period of the Pest diaspora after their expulsion from Reddit during which it was uncertain where they would find a new home, if they were to at all. A makeshift forum was constructed on Saidit, as well as a couple other platforms, though none could support their voracious autism.
At one point, around 2019-2020, someone had convinced the admin of a now-forgotten host site to allow the Pests to set up shop so long as they contained their nonsense to a designated area (reminiscent of Null's failed experiment to integrate them here). The admin's foolish attempt to wrangle the Pests of course only compelled them to annihilate the entire site with scat porn and Sopranos memes.
After 48 hours of the site's userbase flooding his inbox with complaints, the admin took to the public live chat to ask, "Who is speaking for the new O&A users? I don't want any trouble, we just need to establish ground rules for site use." His inquiry was met with a hoard of Pests spamming "I AM SPARTACUS" until the chat was closed and all new user accounts were summarily banned.
It was then that Quasi the Quasher decided to bankroll a new forum with his Bollywood fortune, and now here we are.