Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Azdy said:
How is it even possible for a human skull to be shaped like that?
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major Sacrifice flashbacks.

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Schizoid Wife said:
Also thumbnail your images ffs.
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Guidance from mods is to report the post so they can resize the images. Making comments like this isn’t helping.

Niki is an out and proud bisexual but considering the flamer she married, is probably a full-on dyke.
 
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OffTopic said:
This exchange sums up the last six years perfectly.


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This is the essence of insanity and absurdity, especially in Rick’s final contradiction. Prison Enjoyer embraces the idea of "enjoying prison," then Patrick denies this possibility with "No, you won’t," yet immediately repeats, "Enjoy prison."
 
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Oliver Onions said:
"Okay, don't be mad," said Patrick, fatly.
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Goddamn, that made me laugh. Because he's so fucking fat and we all know it makes him seethe so damn hard when that's pointed out.
Schizoid Wife said:
He is such a broken record, doesn't even realize what he's saying sounds nonsensical.
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Those are just your delusions, child. Records are often associated with great creativity, are known by billions to perform a useful function, and are quite thin. Nothing in the previous sentence could ever be associated with Patrick.

Enjoy prison. Unless you state you will. Because then you won't.
John Andrews Stan said:
Guidance from mods is to report the post so they can resize the images. Making comments like this isn’t helping.
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You're not his mom.
 
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Found this old Pat tweet.
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Looks like we're getting close to the end of that 12-18 months, Rick! Oh wait, that's from sale to publication. How's the sale going, buddy?

I looked on Pat's Twitter and he's actually correct, he had only been working on it for two years at that point, this is the earliest I can find of it:
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However, cringe A Christmas Carol fanfiction starring Tiny Tim has been on Pat's mind for much longer:
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Telegram does have end-to-end encryption but you have to opt in to use it, however it's a pain in the ass to use and the person you're conversing with has to be online too. As usual, Patrick is wrong.
Telegram is also used quite a lot by non Westerns, not that Patrick would know that because he only makes pepperoni out of them and his handlers wont tell him that.

Personally, I avoid messenger apps like this if I have conversations I want encrypted, I sure as fuck don't need to be on social media. Instead I just Session.
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Wait until he finds out there are a bunch of "NAZIS" using Signal for their group chats.

The worst of the worst will use whatever they can to communicate and share obscene and egregious content. This isn't exclusive to Telegram - and the real concern fatrick has over Telegram is lack of hate speech and misinformation policies to censor.

If it were up to him, he would have the government regulate chat apps like Signal, Session, Simple X and others if it meant people couldn't make fun of him or talk openly about his bizarre behavior he engages in without a heavy handed janny.

He should stop pretending now. No one is buying that he is enthused over a government going after CP and drug trafficking (the French never cared).
 
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Dean Pentel said:
I know that porn of hilariously fat people exists (thank you for sharing, Joshua Moon), but dare I even ask what you're talking about here?
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He has a gay porn doppelganger and gets extremely upset whenever people bring it up. It's an older bit that doesn't get much use anymore but still out there. Almost as good as the people who go pull aggro with unedited pictures of him and he claims the people mocking his appearance are in fact mocking his atalkers' appearances.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
I looked on Pat's Twitter and he's actually correct, he had only been working on it for two years at that point, this is the earliest I can find of it:
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However, cringe A Christmas Carol fanfiction starring Tiny Tim has been on Pat's mind for much longer:
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Rant from an old MDE video has Pat dialed in, right down to the pig comparisons.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
I know that porn of hilariously fat people exists (thank you for sharing, Joshua Moon), but dare I even ask what you're talking about here?
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James done did it said:
He has a gay porn doppelganger and gets extremely upset whenever people bring it up. It's an older bit that doesn't get much use anymore but still out there. Almost as good as the people who go pull aggro with unedited pictures of him and he claims the people mocking his appearance are in fact mocking his atalkers' appearances.
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It's not the gay porn one though, it's a couple who look bizarrely like Pat and Nikki

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Ring of Basilius said:
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Rant from an old MDE video has Pat dialed in, right down to the pig comparisons.
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Who’s MDE? I mean apart from being absolutely right about this. (Quote also applies to adults who obsess over Harry Potter, Disney and Marvel.) Funny to think that Pat gets this agitated about Elon Musk.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Who’s MDE? I mean apart from being absolutely right about this. (Quote also applies to adults who obsess over Harry Potter, Disney and Marvel.) Funny to think that Pat gets this agitated about Elon Musk.
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MDE (Million Dollar Extreme) is Sam Hyde's comedy troupe. Like Monty Python but American and more autistic.
 
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Judge Holden said:
No child it was not
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Nailed the response so well I thought it was actually Pat for a second.
Pat is so fucking lazy even his gaslighting is half assed. He doesn't even try to convince you or prove why he is right and objective reality is wrong, he just proclaims it, "nooo child" and doesn't bother to eleborate.
 
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