Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

The fat is going into his brain causing acute mental retardation

Nothing cute about it, stalker. Wait for the knock.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I thought when I saw this that he was responding to being accused of botting his xeets given how fucking many of them there are......he actually just had another fat finger oopsy-daisy moment trying to spell "bit"

Does that make the list or not? It is a misspelling, but one that is actually a different word. He's had others like this, such as "costal" instead of coastal, "froward" instead of forward, and "trad" instead of "trade" but they are actual words, at least according to dictionary.com.

Also because I really liked the list of words that Pat has come up with here's the updated list since your hiatus.

Beforem Defelct Elietes Eneded Fuckong Furures Hopless Inwas Isbhow Kalama K ow Monolog Notning Pinture Pr Redemable Tonfurther Theor Ther Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke Yokles

With thanks the following Kiwis who pointed out and chronicled our favorite fat-fingered 1.2 GPA word assassin in action:

@Something Awful - post-18995568, post-18977504, post-18943876
@An automatic clown - post-19014393. post-18974870, post-19025524, post-18844309
@Sneedfully and Peacefully - post-19089730
@PS2 Nishiki - post-18848512

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The actual fuck is that! His penis is an outie dimple now???

 

[An automatic clown]

Does that make the list or not? It is a misspelling, but one that is actually a different word. He's had others like this, such as "costal" instead of coastal, "froward" instead of forward, and "trad" instead of "trade" but they are actual words, at least according to dictionary.com

He had another one yesterday; "calvary"

He obviously meant cavalry but dictionary.com says calvary is a "a sculptured representation of the Crucifixion, usually erected in the open air."

 

[Maude Snew]

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The actual fuck is that! His penis is an outie dimple now???

Those are tusks, you will find them on many species of hogs.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He obviously meant cavalry but dictionary.com says calvary is a "a sculptured representation of the Crucifixion, usually erected in the open air."

There’s actually a deep literary way in which “the Calvary has arrived” would make sense in discussing eucatastrophe - Tolkien’s take on the crucifixion story as used in literature.

So of course fats didn’t mean that and just fartfingered his rage tweets as usual.

Also fats jumping on a plane is likely to seriously upset the weight and balance resulting in catastrophic hull loss.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

>mfw enjoying prison

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He had another one yesterday; "calvary"
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He obviously meant cavalry but dictionary.com says calvary is a "a sculptured representation of the Crucifixion, usually erected in the open air."

Calvary is also where Jesus was crucified. Piggy is making middle school-level spelling mistakes. Professional published author.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Porkchops is complaining about Telegram and doing his usual routine of "[insert thing] IS FOR NAZIS". Hey wait Patrick, don't YOU have a telegram account? Not to mention, doesn't your Pajeet fleshlight Jackie have one too?
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This is the same guy who took $100,000 from SFWA pedophiles who were caught molesting children.
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Oh yeah, and what's Patrick doing on this lovely Milwaukee morning? Reminding the trolls that his lesbo wife is NOT named "Nicole".

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

OH MY GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD YOU FAT QUEER?!
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Fucking hell......just fucking look at this malformed pig man

I want to add his bloated face looks surprising low poly and full of flat surface, like a fat milk carton.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This faggot hasn't published anything in years. He thinks he's so fucking profound and successful.
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He's fat too, I don't know if that's been mentioned

This is like one of those creative writing exercises from high school where you get the first line of a story and have to finish it. Let me try:
"Okay, don't be mad," said Patrick, fatly.
"What have you done this time, you fucking idiot?" Nikki demanded, making no attempt to hide her irritation and exhaustion at her oafish husband (who is fat).
"I've filed another lawsuit, this time with the Minneapolis PD," Pat offered, meekly.
Nikki buried her face in her hands, partly to relieve stress but mostly to shield her nostrils against the relentless assault of her husband's feculent odour.
"You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met Pat, I swear to God."
"No child, these are simply your delusions." Patrick muttered, as his sausage fingers smeared themselves upon his smartphone screen. He could do 250 tweets a day, now.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Go hoover the AirBnB; I need to phone my mom and ask if she can write us another cheque. Dumbass..."

Chapter Three:
Dan Mullen was enjoying the view of his five sinks when the phone rang.

 

[OffTopic]

This exchange sums up the last six years perfectly.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

This exchange sums up the last six years perfectly.

He is such a broken record, doesn't even realize what he's saying sounds nonsensical.

Also thumbnail your images ffs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Porkchops is complaining about Telegram and doing his usual routine of "[insert thing] IS FOR NAZIS". Hey wait Patrick, don't YOU have a telegram account? Not to mention, doesn't your Pajeet fleshlight Jackie have one too?
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Telegram does have end-to-end encryption but you have to opt in to use it, however it's a pain in the ass to use and the person you're conversing with has to be online too. As usual, Patrick is wrong.

https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2024/08/25/telegram-is-not-really-an-encrypted-messaging-app/

Telegram is also used quite a lot by non Westerns, not that Patrick would know that because he only makes pepperoni out of them and his handlers wont tell him that.

Personally, I avoid messenger apps like this if I have conversations I want encrypted, I sure as fuck don't need to be on social media. Instead I just Session.

 

[A Spanish Inquisitor]

Unbelievably saw wisdom from Tomlinson in the wild:

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I see this as projection, Patrick Is obsessive, reductive, angry, stupid, pigheaded and divisive in real life, just how he presents himself online.

He is also wrong, most people understand that saying something on the internet, often anonymously, doesn't carry the social cues irl conversations do, and thus don't carry the same social consequences.

Still fat.

 

[Thé au lait]

It is astonishing to me how soy titted nitwits like him will act as if they've ever once caught and prosecuted child sex traffickers or the like from their spying programs.
Then again if Titty Two-Chins knew to judge people on their actions instead of their words, he probably wouldn't be surrounding himself with convicted child rapists.


I'm late as hell asking this, but where does the meme that Pat is Nikki's beard come from? I've never seen anything that would imply her being a 'mo, is there lore on this?

 

[Ring of Basilius]

It is astonishing to me how soy titted nitwits like him will act as if they've ever once caught and prosecuted child sex traffickers or the like from their spying programs.
Then again if Titty Two-Chins knew to judge people on their actions instead of their words, he probably wouldn't be surrounding himself with convicted child rapists.


I'm late as hell asking this, but where does the meme that Pat is Nikki's beard come from? I've never seen anything that would imply her being a 'mo, is there lore on this?

There are posts somewhere in the thread that describe the Nikster being the third-wheel in some poly throuple thing.

 

[RollingRock2]

It is astonishing to me how soy titted nitwits like him will act as if they've ever once caught and prosecuted child sex traffickers or the like from their spying programs.
Then again if Titty Two-Chins knew to judge people on their actions instead of their words, he probably wouldn't be surrounding himself with convicted child rapists.


I'm late as hell asking this, but where does the meme that Pat is Nikki's beard come from? I've never seen anything that would imply her being a 'mo, is there lore on this?

Rick's second, diseased wife is an adamant carpet muncher

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rick's second, diseased wife is an adamant carpet muncher

I prefer "has seen more dirty carpet than a Rug Doctor" myself, but yeah

 

[Azdy]

How is it even possible for a human skull to be shaped like that?