DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

I will say this: considering Null runs a site where Phil is mocked daily, sometimes hourly, he showed up for the discussion anyway, something that were I in his position I would never do for a number of reasons. I’m sure having other people there to hold his hand helped (whether their actual intentions were pure or not) and I’m sure if he didn’t have the thought himself someone else let him know exactly how bitchmade he’d appear if he backed out, but he still went through with it. Compared to how much integrity and spine he typically shows, that was a difficult ask. He’s flaked on much less threatening stuff with more on the line to gain in the past.

I'm a little surprised that he was willing to do another interview at all after Side Scrollers. Given how much Phil hates leaving his safe space under normal circumstances, I thought that incident would have made him paranoid beyond belief at stepping out of it again.

 

[Dragoonism]

Less than a year and he forgot who Mike Clum is?

Spoiler: Who's Mike?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Less than a year? Less than a day. He talked about backing out of the Clumshot docu on his latest KC appearance.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP should stream WWEC, then people can juice him for more pulls.

This is extremely common in gacha streaming spheres viewers juice up streamers constantly to pull and max out chars. DSP is missing out on easy Hogans.

But really we know he fucking loves gacha and has played at least like 15 different ones and probably plays more then just WWE Champions he just needs to become a gacha streamer at this point and follow his passion.

 

[PigSeed]

If Phil streams WWE Champions it will be the first game he ever streams that he wont need the chat to tell him what to do every step of the way.

How funny would it be if he pretended he had no idea though, like played stupid the whole time trying to make it seem like he really didn't play it much

 

[Fascist Frederick]

How funny would it be if he pretended he had no idea though, like played stupid the whole time trying to make it seem like he really didn't play it much

All it would take is someone in his chat to say something incorrect about the game, and he'd unload on the person for 45 minutes about how wrong they are, citing specific evidence and demonstrating an intimate understanding of the game's mechanics.

 

[Pargon]

You're off on this one. Phil knew Null was critical of the posters here and thought he would get more support. He thought it would be the end of his KF forum and that's why he did it. Null didn't back down and then easily dismissed Phil's "you're immoral and hurting my family because someone had sex with my sister-in-law" garbage. You might say Phil got felted.

Phil played it like a win but other than all the money he's getting nothing has changed, he's still the same pedo-supporting degenerate he was before.

This gave me enough of a new perspective that a Thunkful didn’t seem sufficient. Thank you.

I'm a little surprised that he was willing to do another interview at all after Side Scrollers. Given how much Phil hates leaving his safe space under normal circumstances, I thought that incident would have made him paranoid beyond belief at stepping out of it again.

Phil remains as obtuse and oblique as ever. The least expected outcome: everyone walked away feeling pretty good. Golden Ending. Maybe that’s why I’m feeling optimistic, nobody blew up at anyone and even if no nugget of self-awareness was planted (not that was the goal to begin with, I think) then everyone got to see Derich banned. I can sleep well on that.

 

[Elbe]

DSP should stream WWEC, then people can juice him for more pulls.

The KC dents will happily finance a WWE streak; just need Phil to tease the idea before his new friends get bored with him.

 

[Nate Dingus]

DSP has bought 3 copies of SF6, 3 season passes, 2 arcade sticks and a gaming PC to cope with the fact that he can't get past Master rank.

If Phil does stream WWEC, he will be unable to stop himself from whaling out on stream. And lashing out at chat like Bossman when he doesn't get his pull juice.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I also want to be fair. Phil is 100% right that he is not responsible for his chatters and has absolutely no obligation to know about them and their personal lives. I couldn't agree more. But, when you are made aware of someone being a pedophile and you are provided with evidence, your response should be to ban them and say they should buy a rope and utilize it. We don't know 100% what he knew and when he knew it, but we know how he reacted on Kino yesterday. Null gave a great example that is basically the same thing. I was not aware of that, but Null didn't care that is gave Nick a win. Its a pedophile, you don't defend them because it might give someone else a win against you. So much for "muh morals" I guess.

Like many things with Phil, it's not the actions themselves that bother people, it's the complete hypocrisy behind it.
Phil often cries how everyone can do X but if he does, he's the devil, but completely misses the point.

He says he's not responsible for his chatters and what they do outside his streams. True, but he also wants to hold Null accountable for every single poster on this subforum, even though this forum doesn't encourage gay-ops and even goes against those who come here bragging about them (the ComCast guy). He also constantly brags about how his community is small, therefore is more personal and better than those shill asshole streamers with thousands of regulars, but won't take action against a regular he knows very well. He also claims that he's all about his community and he does things for them, yet he constantly ignored his viewers' request when they had a problem with Derich and just told them to suck it up. He's also gone after other people (like the FGC) for covering scandals after some of their people were caught with questionable behaviour and said they were fucking scumbags because they only did the right thing when it blew in their faces.

And that's something Phil does all the time and why everyone can tell he has no principles and is a massive fucking hypocrite.
He will complain about AAA gaming companies, yet he's always buying deluxe editions and season passes for said games.
He will complain about people treating him poorly, yet he's always attacking people for no reason, often without an argument beyond jealously.
He will complain that people judge him for things he's done in the past, yet his judgement of some people (Dr. Disrespect, Keemstar) come from things they've done in the past.
He will take everything people say about others to him (which is a little coward bitch excuse to not be accountable for his own opinions) as a fact, but you can't do the same with him since you need the full context, otherwise you don't have a point and are just an asshole eating detractor propaganda.

He tries to be such a moralfag and has this holier-than-thou attitude that is simply annoying. At least Keemstar will say right to your face that he monetizes Boogie faking cancer for views and money and won't regret a single word, he knows he makes garbage but he knows people want it. Phil thinks he's above everyone morally and intellectually, but these past few weeks show his true colors. I don't think you can find a single instance of Phil's ideas and supposed moral compass not being completely contradicted by his own words and actions.

Phil's only defense from all of this is that he doesn't play mobile games, until he does, and he can't show his username cause it would hurt fat Kat and Catson Jasper.

"It's not true because I know it's not true" (yes, that's an actual quote).
Also, reminder that someone showed the exact screenshot that Phil was supposed to send to Craig during Sidescrollers. To no one's surprise, said screenshot can't be enhanced CSI-style by the detractor cartel to find Phil's passwords or whatever he thinks it's not already out there and hasn't been used against him (aside the bank leaks).

The most likely scenario is he starts it, plays a little, then forgets about it and just move back to DownFromTheRafters, but hey, watching him play a gacha game on stream would probably be better than Fallout for the nth time.

I would like to add that Phil playing Champions on stream could be a big tell since he'd be instantly familiar with all the menus and mechanics. Either that or he plays dumb in the most non-convincing way possible.

This is so pathetic and hilarious. What an absolute fucking loser. Wish people would post more stuff like this.

I've said it before, but if Joon doesn't put that on the upcoming video, he's a certified faggot.
These pseudo "documentarians" take themselves so seriously. Like come on, how can you see this and not think "yeah, that's definetly making it into the final cut"?

 

[Corpun]

The Derich situation and Phil's position before getting tard wrangled into banning Derich can best be explained with a sandwich shop analogy. Tourists won't understand this.

Let's say you operate a sandwich business alright, okay? Now let's say you get a lot of regulars, success is booming and there are plenty of tips okay? Everyone there is fine they're you're average joes who work and have families and do things and everyone is chill and having a good time. Now let's say there is one bad egg. Maybe he is a public masturbator, maybe he shows strangers on the internet his girlfriend's nudes, maybe he pretends to be a homeless guy to panhandle, something heinous, sound good?

Do his actions really affect your business. Does him sitting there and using the public wifi to do something like post incel manifestos on some forum about how his mom is a whore and women are cattle really involve you? No, it doesn't. As long as this customer is having a fun and chill time with everyone else what is the big deal about what he does outside of the sandwich shop. It's no bodies business and if people want to make it their business, they can go to the sandwich shop down the road, alright? That customer has every right to be here as they do, no matter what. You don't just ban somebody from your premise because they are unsavory, you only do that when something actually happens. Like, let's say he catcalls or harasses your part-time high school employees. That is serious harm and should be stopped. If he just creepily stares and takes pictures of them, that is no issue. Sound good? Sounds good to me. But since nothing harmful is happening there is no reason to treat somebody like shit.

As far as DSP was concerned, Derich could stalk and harass porn stars and his underage cousins as much as he wanted, because that was all stuff that happened away from his stream. I've overheard barbers talking about wanting to beat up former clients after they get exposed as PDFs. There is a moral imperative to ostracize any sort of sex pest so they know they need to fix themselves preferably with a bullet.

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP should stream WWEC, then people can juice him for more pulls.

Wanna see him step through a hole his shredded bedroom door so he can yell hysterically at Large Kat.

 

[Mecha boi]

DSP has bought 3 copies of SF6, 3 season passes, 2 arcade sticks and a gaming PC to cope with the fact that he can't get past Master rank.

the best part is how he said that people who lab are total losers and sweats when in reality that's how you play this game in ranked, dude wants to break the 1500 MR barrier by tryharding like a caveman instead of spending just 5 minutes labbing simple stuff he always fall for.

he also says he larps as a heel when he plays SF6 but you can tell the dude legitimately gets extremely angry because of his sugar glass ego, that's why he spent a huge amount of money in this game, he believes he's THAT good compared to the rest.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Wanna see him step through a hole his shredded bedroom door so he can yell hysterically at Large Kat.

I picture Fat Kat busting through the hole in the door like Kool aid man.

“WHERES MY FUCKING DOORDASH PHILLIP.”

 

[johnkimble123]

Also, reminder that someone showed the exact screenshot that Phil was supposed to send to Craig during Sidescrollers. To no one's surprise, said screenshot can't be enhanced CSI-style by the detractor cartel to find Phil's passwords or whatever he thinks it's not already out there and hasn't been used against him (aside the bank leaks).

I don't know if you meant me but yeah, there's literally nothing there that can be used against somebody. You can legit just save the photo through Google Photos, download it to a PC, literally crop out the partial name, and you're golden. It really isn't that hard. Also, I know for sure on iOS but not 100% sure on Android, the screen name isn't an account name that is tied to you. My WWE Champions user name on iOS, which I partially shared, was just some default name. It's not my email or a name used elsewhere.

It's the same bullshit paranoia he said about Twitter replies (remember they were off if you go back to June) and subscriber mode in stream (dood if I turn it off people will be vile), and funny both have been off and no issues. Fuck face, your chat has about 1000 ban words, on top of mods who just lurk, you couldn't get something through if you wanted. It's all bullshit.

the best part is how he said that people who lab are total losers and sweats when in reality that's how you play this game in ranked, dude wants to break the 1500 MR barrier by tryharding like a caveman instead of spending just 5 minutes labbing simple stuff he always fall for.

he also says he larps as a heel when he plays SF6 but you can tell the dude legitimately gets extremely angry because of his sugar glass ego, that's why he spent a huge amount of money in this game, he believes he's THAT good compared to the rest.

The SF6 ego shit is another thing he just won't admit. Like if you're obsessed with showing you're good, just say so. Don't hide behind all the excuses. People lose sometimes, there isn't always a cause. If you fuck up and somebody beats you, so what. Who the fuck cares (other than you). I clipped his statement from Sunday about his rage being an act (I guess as a heel who is a bitch?) but then Monday he's right back at it. There's one thing about being a heel and having a sense of humor, but he's a bitchy winner and a bitchier loser.

And this isn't just a SF6 thing. Go watch him play COD and cry about that game. Off the top of my head, my favorite excuses last year were bullets weren't coming out, I shot them in the chest/head (usually shoots their feet first), he was invisible on my screen (they were in fact not invisible and walked right past him), the ping is lying, SBMM whining as if he'd be pro w/o it, and my personal favorite... "I filled him with bullets". It was extra gay when he said it, but in a week or so we'll get all this back. Feel free to put a pin in this.

 

[LuchaZombie]

the best part is how he said that people who lab are total losers and sweats when in reality that's how you play this game in ranked, dude wants to break the 1500 MR barrier by tryharding like a caveman instead of spending just 5 minutes labbing simple stuff he always fall for.

he also says he larps as a heel when he plays SF6 but you can tell the dude legitimately gets extremely angry because of his sugar glass ego, that's why he spent a huge amount of money in this game, he believes he's THAT good compared to the rest.

I love that he’s been getting destroyed by Cammy, no matter who he picks, no matter the platform, consistently since the game’s release and, instead of using the game’s labbing resources or watching replays, he’d rather scream his patented, retard catch phrase “I can’t do anything!!!!!” then break down his L with more content for Scrub Quote’s Twitter.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Less than a year and he forgot who Mike Clum is?

Spoiler: Who's Mike?

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I doubt this is anything other than some gin brain stuff, doesn't know who "Mike" is, only "Mike Clum"
how can you expect him to know so many names at once, he's just a small time guy who doesn't watch anything outside his own content.

 

[Iron Father]

For newfags, here's the famous Incel Manifesto from 20-something year old virgin DSP.

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Can't stand geeky women. Has only been with women who game. His former-weeb wife plays games all day long.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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Can't stand geeky women. Has only been with women who game. His former-weeb wife plays games all day long.

On the (very) plus side, Kat only stands up to waddle to get the DoorDash and put the clothes in the washer he’s incapable of operating.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

So he's playing WWE tomorrow night. Get ready for a arc no-one saw coming