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What is your favorite car? (Top 3)

  • Ame Sea

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • Ferd

    Votes: 79 22.6%
  • Chevus

    Votes: 29 8.3%
  • Crintzler

    Votes: 5 1.4%
  • Doge

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • Beem Dubya

    Votes: 28 8.0%
  • Mersaydis

    Votes: 28 8.0%
  • Volts-Wagon

    Votes: 31 8.9%
  • FIOT

    Votes: 8 2.3%
  • Joop

    Votes: 21 6.0%
  • Alphonse Romero

    Votes: 9 2.6%
  • Vulva

    Votes: 34 9.7%
  • Teslur

    Votes: 11 3.1%
  • Mincooper

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • Knee-Son

    Votes: 17 4.9%
  • Hun-die

    Votes: 11 3.1%
  • Toyoder

    Votes: 123 35.1%
  • Hondo

    Votes: 90 25.7%
  • Subrue

    Votes: 47 13.4%

  • Total voters
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Twin disk... it's cool as fuck I'm going to follow break in, but right now it's not just the difference from an agressive clutch, it's strange.. not sure how I feel. I'll report back after I can rack up the miles. But there's like a ... float. It's cable so no not a fluid issue, cables right. It's just a different feel from even a sport or stock clutch hard to explain.
I don't know if there's anything wrong with your setup but there is a different feel in my experience. Because there are two of them the discs don't seem to engage the same way every time when you're street driving and sometimes the clutch grabs more than it usually does. That's not really noticeable in a drag launch or on a track but slipping the clutch to smoothly leave a stop without revving high requires more modulation and seems to produce inconsistent results.
 
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Procrastinated for a year changing the oil in my XJ's 4.0 for over a year. Shit was burnt. Now my cat's rattling so loud it's embarrassing to be seen driving it. Choppy chop on a sunny day, and run a straight pipe in replacement of the cat and keep the factory muffler. Curious to see how much of a difference it'll make if anything.
 
Just bought a hybrid toyotur Cross. Gets better mileage than 2004 Toyotur Tundra. good car.
Does anyone have any maintenance tips for a hybrid vehicle? It's all fresh to me.
I was reading about cleaning the battery cooling fan & filter housing regularly. I will do that.
 
So after nearly two weeks of daily driving my Vantage, I can say, hand on heart, I made a mistake.
It's not bad, and feels/handles more like a sportscar than my Rapide did...but the engine is just so lethargic compared to the V12. When I floored the V12 it would ROAR; I could hear it in the cabin, and outside it was like thunder. The Vantage is just like a wet fart compared to that, and really, I'm doing motorway speeds in second gear so it's over before you know it.

The F1 Vantage though is the only car in recent time that made me sweat while driving it. That car saturated all of your senses and you were just zoned out somewhere until you stopped the car and noticed your heart racing and forehead in need of a mopdown.

Long story short...I need more money.
 
Bummer. I did say I just don't see the point of buying an Aston Martin without a V12. With a V8 it's basically just a more luxurious corvette. Not that I could afford a 458 without saying goodbye to my entire retirement, but I don't even see the point in owning a V8 lamborghini or ferrari. If it's a lamborghini 10 cylinders+ or go home. A ferrari better have a V12. 458s don't even sound good. It's fast, but if you're a supercar owner you're less likely to take it to the track than someone who owns a 20 year old miata so what's the point?

Procrastinated for a year changing the oil in my XJ's 4.0 for over a year.
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I really despise German cars. The E46 was my only exception especially the M3(with the good transmission). E90 was a total piece of shit over- engineered and everything after just got worse. I need dealer software to change the regular old 12 Volt battery in a modern BMW? Whats German for go fuck yourself?

I knew I hated German cars when the VW jetta required special tools to change the Transmission fluid WAY BACK in 2000 or so. Yeah there's a tranny fluid drain plug but no fill port, um WTF? I need to pump tranny fluid UP into the port to refill my transmission fluid? Like I need a car lift and a fluid pump just to do basic maintenance? prior to 2005 VW and BMW were good not great cars. VW took over Landrover and made into an overpriced shit wagons that barely make it to 90,000 miles without a full on engine replacement, requiring so much special tooling an diagnostic equipment it's cheaper to buy another Rover than the tools. Rovers in the 80's used to be God Damn Tanks without bullet proof armor. The Old Benz Diesels would go for 200,000 miles which was quite the feat in 1980. I had a friend of friend buy a 2019 E class, Brand new from the dealer, didn't make it 100 miles before it needed drivetrain service only the Benz dealer could handle.

German fucking cars after 2005? Waste of time and money.
It's always really interesting to me how much Americans hate and fear german cars. Is this the power of building them in Mexico? The American experiences of german stuff are so different to anything I've heard here in yurope.
 
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It's always really interesting to me how much Americans hate and fear german cars. Is this the power of building them in Mexico? The American experiences of german stuff are so different to anything I've heard here in yurope.
Not just Americans, I'm British and hate German cars. Unreliable pieces of shit that are designed to be so expensive to fix that you just bin it and rent another one from the bank. Also usually driven by total and utter cunts who think that renting a BMW from the bank (usually poverty spec with m trim) makes them a driving god and desirable by women.
 
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Not just Americans, I'm British and hate German cars. Unreliable pieces of shit that are designed to be so expensive to fix that you just bin it and rent another one from the bank. Also usually driven by total and utter cunts who think that renting a BMW from the bank (usually poverty spec with m trim) makes them a driving god and desirable by women.
I'm (for shame) British and I've never heard of such reliability issues with German stuff. My Japanese cars have been far more unreliable than my German cars. Maybe its different for the povvo spec finance stuff though.
 
I'm (for shame) British and I've never heard of such reliability issues with German stuff. My Japanese cars have been far more unreliable than my German cars. Maybe its different for the povvo spec finance stuff though.
BMW use a fuck load of plastics which become brittle with heat and shit the bed, Audi in their higher end turbos used a shit strainer that costs like 20 bucks, but is an engine out and partial rebuild to fix or the engine starves of oil and bricks itself, Mercedes went to shit in the late 90's when rust became a feature.
All of them are now catering towards shiny things instead of driving excellence.
Remeber BMW the Ultimate Driving Machine...now look what they use as their 'slogan'.

I would rather drive Britsh Layland cars for the rest of my life than own a German cuntmobile
 
BMW use a fuck load of plastics which become brittle with heat and shit the bed, Audi in their higher end turbos used a shit strainer that costs like 20 bucks, but is an engine out and partial rebuild to fix or the engine starves of oil and bricks itself, Mercedes went to shit in the late 90's when rust became a feature.
All of them are now catering towards shiny things instead of driving excellence.
Remeber BMW the Ultimate Driving Machine...now look what they use as their 'slogan'.

I don't know if you've looked around the engine bay of any car made in the last 10 years, but plastic is the norm now. The krauts showed you what was coming before you knew it was the case. Now even american and japanese cars feature plastic intake manifolds, valve covers, oil pans, oil pickup tubes, water pumps. Because quality/cost savings wise everyone else has done the same exact stuff just a decade later, the worst I can fault the germans with is losing sight of what brought them prominence. For example BMW now makes a bunch of generic homosexual fwd crap and the new M5 is such a boat it makes a hellcat charger look reasonably light, mercedes made the new C63 AMG a gaudy looking 4cyl hybrid, and porsche is now as faggoty as ferrari because they overprice the living hell out of their cars and pull the waiting list lifestyle brand garbage. Granted, nobody is blameless. Dodge is discontinuing their only interesting product for an uglier hybrid/ev version, toyota is selling an AWD turbo corolla for 40 fucking grand, lexus cars all look like they're straining to take a spiky shit, ferrari is selling a V6 powered car (now it's good enough to be a ferrari huh? but back in the day it was a "dino" because a V6 was not ferrari enough).

This is also why all of my cars are old.
 
I don't know if you've looked around the engine bay of any car made in the last 10 years, but plastic is the norm now. The krauts showed you what was coming before you knew it was the case. Now even american and japanese cars feature plastic intake manifolds, valve covers, oil pans, oil pickup tubes, water pumps. Because quality/cost savings wise everyone else has done the same exact stuff just a decade later, the worst I can fault the germans with is losing sight of what brought them prominence. For example BMW now makes a bunch of generic homosexual fwd crap and the new M5 is such a boat it makes a hellcat charger look reasonably light, mercedes made the new C63 AMG a gaudy looking 4cyl hybrid, and porsche is now as faggoty as ferrari because they overprice the living hell out of their cars and pull the waiting list lifestyle brand garbage. Granted, nobody is blameless. Dodge is discontinuing their only interesting product for an uglier hybrid/ev version, toyota is selling an AWD turbo corolla for 40 fucking grand, lexus cars all look like they're straining to take a spiky shit, ferrari is selling a V6 powered car (now it's good enough to be a ferrari huh? but back in the day it was a "dino" because a V6 was not ferrari enough).

This is also why all of my cars are old.
I've had the same S2000 for the last 14 years which hasn't skipped a beat, and my second car is a 14 yr old Aston...yea...new cars are not for me.
 
It's always really interesting to me how much Americans hate and fear german cars. Is this the power of building them in Mexico? The American experiences of german stuff are so different to anything I've heard here in yurope.

Well first of all do you have a background working on all sorts of cars? German made VS Ford/GM/Toyota/Honda?

Fear and hate are the wrong words, those of us who know what maintaince looks like fear and hate them, the low IQ types lust after them.

2 nights ago I have an around 2010 E350 series. Generating a key for this vehicle where all are lost requires a full steering wheel removal airbags and all. It uses a manual override door key that requires a key machine costing around 6,000 USD to produce. That's just for the door key, another $50 in equipment just to decode for proper cuts being a 2003+ MB product. Then after 1.5 hours to remove the EIS unit it's roughly another hour to obtain data to make a new key, then it all goes back together again. Some of these require EEPROM work. MB USA will not touch a car that is not physically on the their lot for a lost key. Reg expired by one day? no key for you. As I am typing this anything running FSB4 system which is around 2016 and up cannot be done by 3rd party at this time. Almost Any other car made in 2010 for North American sales not owned by MB/VAG/BMW this is a 30 minute job. Most Americans do not fear MB products they view them I'm sure the Euro markets do as status symbol, maybe the Euro consumer market is smarter than the North American but some of us do think in terms of future maintenance and true cost of wondership. A nigger who owns a MB /BMW/VAG product is a plague on the automotive community, typically they purchase a 10 years old/ 100K+ miles vehicle but it has the benz logo so never mind the required maintenance coming very very soon for drive train or anything else. They refuse to believe parts and maintenance should exceed say a lexus of the competing year/make/model or even a simple Honda product made the same year.

Not certain if you are a gun guy, but MB and VAG are a but like Heckler an Koch firearms company. Refusing needlessly to help the consumer customer base that seek their products. This happens on a level that IMHO violates US law regarding antitrust/monopoly/ right to repair laws we have had for some 30-100 years now.
 
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I will make the point that ease of maintenance is not the same as reliability, the car being difficult to just drive away with access to no keys is kind of the point. I also haven't worked on Mercedes cars (have worked on VAG, BMW) - though I know secondhand how shit mercs are to work on due to fun experiences with Sprinters and Vitos. What I was trying to say in my original post is that when seeing American experiences recounted with brands like BMW in terms of reliability, they dont match what I've seen in yurope, of course its all anecdotal anyway. For what its worth the shittest cars I see on a regular basis are JLR products, Audis and Teslas.
 
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I will make the point that ease of maintenance is not the same as reliability, the car being difficult to just drive away with access to no keys is kind of the point. I also haven't worked on Mercedes cars (have worked on VAG, BMW) - though I know secondhand how shit mercs are to work on due to fun experiences with Sprinters and Vitos. What I was trying to say in my original post is that when seeing American experiences recounted with brands like BMW in terms of reliability, they dont match what I've seen in yurope, of course its all anecdotal anyway. For what its worth the shittest cars I see on a regular basis are JLR products, Audis and Teslas.


Well I agree there. A car could be running fine but burning entire quart/liter of motor oil every month, but is it really worth to fix the seals and piston rings and do a full rebuild or just grab a nice cheap bottle of Mobile 1, 5w-20 if everything is working fine and it passes emissions standards?

VAG is basically Satan to me. Even the consumer level cars like the US Jetta are a nightmare to deal with electronically. They ruined Land Rover which basically makes it to 100K miles and that's it, in the modern day.

I have this theory that the under-brands luxury vehicle sharing the same body/ECU are somewhat "cursed". You take a GM product design it for THIS ENGINE, THIS SOUND SYSTEM, THIS CURB WEIGHT, and it runs good, then you take the exact same car re-badge it to Cadillac and now you're adding more electronics, more weight, heavier engine/power-train, the engineers never originally intended it for. I hate VAG, I hate VW but Audis, I despise.

Are you saying the US/NA cars tend to deal with shorter service life? As in a US E46 will last notably shorter than one destined for Western Euro markets?

I have to admit some of my passion and hate for German cars comes from my clientele, if you look at some of my posts on the African American Appreciation thread on KF, I have half a dozen stories of niggers doing mild to extremely destructive things to their cars, calling me for service/help and making me regret even taking the time talking to them. I've had to explain to them maybe 40-50 times a year a Luxury car is a status symbol and it means you can afford to have me service a higher status vehicle that requires special tooling and knowledge and costs more. It's like trying to teach a dog Arithmetic, they never get it.
 
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@Troon_Patrol I would be surprised if a US bmw has a shorter life, you guys seem to service, at least oil change, much more frequently. My biggest wonder is if US market BMWs suffer from worse reliability due to being built in Mexico rather than Germany. I do agree that VAG products are annoying to work on, never been a fan. Its a shame you guys miss out on stuff like the large capacity diesel BMWs, I think it'd make you change your mind to some extent - and nigs dont like them because theyre too expensive and not as flashy as the gas models.
 
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@Troon_Patrol I would be surprised if a US bmw has a shorter life, you guys seem to service, at least oil change, much more frequently. My biggest wonder is if US market BMWs suffer from worse reliability due to being built in Mexico rather than Germany. I do agree that VAG products are annoying to work on, never been a fan. Its a shame you guys miss out on stuff like the large capacity diesel BMWs, I think it'd make you change your mind to some extent - and nigs dont like them because theyre too expensive and not as flashy as the gas models.
Interesting stuff. I know when it comes to NA/Euro security the exact same models have VERY different protocols even between US/Canada the exact same model/year/make will have a far superior security system.

In the States VW USA marketing had this phrase for a few years something like "Because doesn't' everyone deserve to have a well made German car"? They actually said this out loud on radio/TV while VWs were being Manufactured in Mexico. LMAO.
 
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