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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Those of you suggesting a commentator need to keep in mind that the wiggers would get Airsoftfatty to do it if they went down that route. Dead air would be preferable.
 
I genuinely believe none of the people working on the project (Including Sam) are capable of being an entertaining commentator, especially if these streams are anything to go by. Not that they can't be funny or anything, but commentating long term is a completely different skillset altogether. All of them are really low energy when streaming already, and monitoring something with so much downtime as Fishtank won't help at all.

To be fair, as long as I can opt to just watch without the commentator, I'm happy. Let them experiment.
 
I'm not listening to any Fishtank commentator, that's what Kiwifarms is for for me. I was just saying how it could work in my opinion, if they were to try it. Them putting Fatty on to ramble would be on brand, unfortunately.
 
The only 'commentator' I need is the silent commentary from the director's cam. It was funny during season 2 when you could tell the director was invested in something going on, or just totally unaware of some conflict going on in the center of a room.
 
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What the hell would a commentator even talk about?

"Ladies and gentleman we have a beautiful day within the FishTank household. Some highlights from this morning, Jon set off the fire alarm for the third day in a row. Surely that isn't going to gain him any favor with his fellow contestants, but credit where credit is due, attempting to cook a healthy breakfast for your fellow Fish as admirable. It's a shame it backfired on him, but knowing Jon and his so called tard strength, he'll be back on his feet in no time. Now let's spin it over to bedroom one for the Josie report.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Greg just got swatted last night. I'm guessing he got swatted because he accidently leaked his address when he showed his Arbys order.


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Poor guy almost got shoot by the police when he was peaking through the window.
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Swatting is horrific and should never ever be done it's attempted murder but to do it to Greg? Greg the guy who's completely harmless and beloved by the entire community that's some next level sociopath shit.
 
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