I want just ONE normie hobby!!!! - Why can’t I be just a normal man

[CornBogFitz]

I’m a sociable guy. Im an agreeable guy. I’ve mastered small talk. I can converse about anything. I can get along with anyone. Why can’t I have just ONE normie hobby. Normie hobby’s make money! I go to the gym because it’s the HEALTHY thing to do. Not because I want to show off how much I can lift. always just seen cars as a thing to get from point A to point B. Even if I’m driving the Batmobile I’m the only one that can’t see how good I look driving it. I go to the gun range
Bang bang bang
Wow that sounded like $15 dollars flying through my fingers.
I try grilling. Wow grilling these burgers feels a like like inhaling smoke while standing still for 30 minutes while someone else leans over my shoulder and tells me how he could do it better
Wow hunting feels like I took off time from work to wait in place for a defenseless creature to be defenseless before I kill it.
WOW sports is just a form of monkey in the middle with a different shaped ball.

It’s really fucking annoying because ALL of these have aspects of very important life skills. Car repair, cooking. Self defense, Survival. And I can’t force myself to have interest AT ALL ugh. FUCKING WHY. It’s almost insult to injury that I can masquerade as not only normal but a person a lot of people look up to in terms of charisma. but it’s all fake. I’m an internet weirdo who mastered social mimicry

Does anyone else feel this way or have any stories. Or hell, dare I say, advice?

 

[CornBogFitz]

I can’t tell people 8 years of gamer gate history to someone in a reasonable amount of time to explain why a fat barred out rage pig squealing in Mexico is actually the funniest thing ever damn it!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I mean thats pretty autistic, but ill give you the benefit of the doubt, have you tried looking up some videos of people that are enthusiastic for these hobbies? usually they tend to be the best at explaining why they like certain hobbies and all of the nuances of them, I love trying all sort of interesting hobbies because of videos like those.

 

[Justtocheck]

Gooning to porn seems to be pretty normie, to the point that if you don't do it people (i.e. other normie men) will think you are weird.

 

[Liquid denim]

Good thing my job is my hobby, you sound pretty retarded here. Have you tried music? Getting a cheap keyboard and learning songs has been my favorite way to kill time on the weekends

 

[Marzipan Apple]

I don't understand why you're trying to force yourself to enjoy hobbies you have no interest in. If you're able to put on a normal face in public a la Patrick Bateman, then who cares how weird you are in private? Just have fun laughing at retards online and continue living your ostensibly normal life.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk if I buy that nobody can tell you're a weirdo.

Although yeah, even the rare common hobbies that are appealing, the popular version of it always focuses on the most unappealing elements of it. Any that that doesn't apply to will be straight up infested by faggot shit, literally and figuratively: I'm sure all the nerds who like card or tabletop games aren't real happy about how sucking girl dick and worshipping black people is considered a requirement for entry now.

Maybe hobbies are just overplayed, and it's better to simply do whatever seems new or interesting at any given time rather than trying to turn it into a permanent fixture. Not everyone's going to get really passionate and animated about any one activity.

 

[Pruto]

Just embrace your autism and indulge in super weird shit publicly or not, don't be a pussy.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Who has the time and energy to do work for fun? Fuck hobbies.

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

Why are you gay?

 

[dreamjak]

i know how you feel, IMO it seems more related to a lack of passion rather than anything else, maybe you could try straying away from normie hobbies towards more niche ones? If that doesn't work, it's not the end of the world if you don't have a hobby.

 

[Justtocheck]

OP right here.

 

[W00K #17]

You should get into woodworking and carpentry.

Eventually you could sell pallet chairs down at the flea market.

 

[CornBogFitz]

i know how you feel, IMO it seems more related to a lack of passion rather than anything else, maybe you could try straying away from normie hobbies towards more niche ones? If that doesn't work, it's not the end of the world if you don't have a hobby.

Normie hobby’s are the ones that are practical and make money. I think as a man I feel I am supposed give up things i want to do for the sake of others more readily. It’s pretty easy to give up on the idea of a work life balance these days. My girl said something to me recently that really stuck with me. she likes to talk about things I would do if I could do anything. She said. “Stop calling it YOUR dream. It’s ours now.” I want to be able to do something that I love that can make money. But if feels impsssible when I feel I’m living in the second fall of the Rome and I’m so strange.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You should get into woodworking and carpentry.

Eventually you could sell pallet chairs down at the flea market.

or become the next messiah, the possibilities are endless.

 

[CornBogFitz]

or become the next messiah, the possibilities are endless.

I have considered making a commune or something. I’m persuasive enough. I think the biggest problem would be keeping the drugs under control.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I have considered making a commune or something. I’m persuasive enough. I think the biggest problem would be keeping the drugs under control.

see, thats the autism again, there's no point in having a commune in the long term unless youre trying to run some sort of non-profit scam. the drugs will give you leverage, use them to control the women that control the vulnerable men who then manufacture and sell the drugs, infinite money glitch.

 

[CornBogFitz]

see, thats the autism again, there's no point in having a commune in the long term unless youre trying to run some sort of non-profit scam. the drugs will give you leverage, use them to control the women that control the vulnerable men who then manufacture and sell the drugs, infinite money glitch.

I’ve only ever desired one woman at a time. Drugs keep people from doing my work. The people who regualarly partake are unreliable. I know these people. I don’t wish to scam people I wish to be able to survive in this horrible economy. But there’s no middle class anymore. Ur either flipping burgers, putting your long term health at risk, or ur a Jew

 

[Marzipan Apple]

Okay, so let me get this straight. You want a reliable source of income, but don't want to get a crappy job. So you're looking for an enjoyable hobby that you could spin into a source of income, but the issue is that you think you're too weird to enjoy any "normie" hobbies that can make you money.
Am I getting this right?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

you call yourself a man but you’re acting like a woman right now