I don't buy that you're an agreeable, sociable person. You come off as a cynical dickhead. You're doing that thing cynical dickheads do where they break a mundane thing down into smaller components and describe those in an unappealing way to make the thing sound worse than it is. "Gardening? You're just feeding cow shit to roots and leaves that will rot in a few weeks." "Sportsball? It's just overgrown, overpaid mutants touching each other in weird places between commercial breaks." Shit like that. This is something teenagers do because they think it makes them sound smart, like they can see through the bullshit everyone else is too blind to see, when really it just makes them sound like miserable idiots. People probably hate being around you because you're a miserable cunt, but you're too autistic to pick up on that, so you think you're a well-liked people person.
You're never going to find a "normie hobby" you enjoy, because you're a cynical, joyless dickhead. You also think "normies" are worthy of disdain:
Normies are midwits and their fascinations are simpler.
Even using the word "normie" instead of "normal" signals your disdain for them. Hobbies that would appeal to "normies" would never appeal to you, because despite being a triple-posting sped, you call them "midwits" as if you're better than them. At the same time, you're weirdly preoccupied with finding a hobby that makes it easier to fit in with them instead of just pursuing your own interests.
Basically, you need an attitude adjustment more than you need a hobby.