🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[unfer]

Ralph is truely the first man pig hybrid I’m convinced at this point that Ralph’s dad is a cia agent who knocked up his mom with genetically modified pig semen.

Makes sense. Ronnie was some kind of spook homunculus who melted into his couch when the dna-coded expiry date hit.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Is Ralph still hoping to get some from Elaine? I don't know if the UK allows pork imports.

She's like blood sausage: illegal to import in the US, perfectly fine for consumption in Latin America.

Go for it Ralph, give us demon baby no. 3 while she still bleeds!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Memphis micro Ralph is an expert on how women can't cum from penetration. Interesting.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Makes sense. Ronnie was some kind of spook homunculus who melted into his couch when the dna-coded expiry date hit.

So Schizo Snake's mission was to create a pig-human hybrid in the womb of a Arkie drug besotted band groupie? Yeah, sounds like a 1980s Cia plot. I'll buy it.

 

[Booby Jones]

I hate the way Ralph and people like him talk about sex. It's like they're jacking off with their words. "yeah when I'm fuckin girls in the PUSSY with my COCK and stimulate their CLIT it makes them cum"

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Memphis micro Ralph is an expert on how women can't cum from penetration. Interesting.
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"I been tryin' for twenty years ta make a woman cum from penetration and I tell ya, it's just not possible"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

For people who are lucky enough not to know what the creatura looks like that Ralph is talking about drinking her pussy blood.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Late, but, "they were {...} trying to swing through my uber window"? Sounds like staff were trying to drag his ass out of his uber if you ask me.

Doubtful. Possible, but I think the Uber driver would have dumped the gringo tourist a few blocks from the club. Or yelled at his hombres to wait and he'd throw the cheap white asshole out of the car.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ethan Ralph could be fucking the hole left by a thumbtack and he'd still complain about it being loose.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is Ralph still hoping to get some from Elaine? I don't know if the UK allows pork imports.

I'm pretty sure the Caliphate Republic of Bongistan bans pork because it's Haram.

 

[Vernerus]

- Doxed by a KFer as a big fat person
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Jesus Christ, he really is a fucking cryptid now.
EDIT: Can we make an SCP entry, or whatever the successor is, based this image and Ralphs antics?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Memphis micro Ralph is an expert on how women can't cum from penetration. Interesting.
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Weird. My dick always seems to work.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't think it's fetish shit, I think it's desperation. Some dude hoping that she's actually gross and stinky in real life so they have a chance. I get the same vibe with Ralph's current great insight.

I think so too. Nothing in her responses warranted that treatise on drinking period blood, he just wanted to get it out there --for the knowledge of her and any other eligible bachelorettes-- that the Memphis Micro is down for literally anything.

 

[Devious Dave]

Nick Rekieta said I could drink period blood

 

[chromebookgamer]

Dont know about you guys but I didnt have Ralph drinking Peelaines period blood on my 2024 bingocard

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph is truely the first man pig hybrid I’m convinced at this point that Ralph’s dad is a cia agent who knocked up his mom with genetically modified pig semen.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

When Godwinson said "drink their blood" he meant it as a figure of speech.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Is Ralph still hoping to get some from Elaine? I don't know if the UK allows pork imports.

Neither of them can afford to meet up, otherwise it would have already happened.

Dont know about you guys but I didnt have Ralph drinking Peelaines period blood on my 2024 bingocard

He will be disappointed when he finds out she is too underweight to menstruate. But with her piss fetish and his poo fetish I am sure they can find something in common.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So is that why his breath smells like used tampons

 

[Vect]

For people who are lucky enough not to know what the creatura looks like that Ralph is talking about drinking her pussy blood.

It's alright. Once the Ragepig takes too many xannies and falls asleep between her legs slurping up those leftover embryos he'll be snoring so hard she'll inflate like a Macy's Parade float.

I ain't even disgusted, that these two are so far gone that they would even entertain the possibility is just the saddest shit on the Internet.