🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
Sicko Hunter said:
Memphis micro Ralph is an expert on how women can't cum from penetration. Interesting.
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No Elaine, only you don't orgasm from penetration. Mainly because any guy dumb enough to get within 5 feet of your snatch will be assaulted with the smell of 3 day old tuna salad.

Anyway, I think I know what really happened with Gunt. A psychic told him his passport was in the basement of the Alamo. So he's been catching rides with escaped felons and large trucker women to get there to reclaim it.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
No Elaine, only you don't orgasm from penetration. Mainly because any guy dumb enough to get within 5 feet of your snatch will be assaulted with the smell of 3 day old tuna salad.

Anyway, I think I know what really happened with Gunt. A psychic told him his passport was in the basement of the Alamo. So he's been catching rides with escaped felons and large trucker women to get there to reclaim it.
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And that psychic's name? O'day Simpsin
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
No Elaine, only you don't orgasm from penetration. Mainly because any guy dumb enough to get within 5 feet of your snatch will be assaulted with the smell of 3 day old tuna salad.

Anyway, I think I know what really happened with Gunt. A psychic told him his passport was in the basement of the Alamo. So he's been catching rides with escaped felons and large trucker women to get there to reclaim it.
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There is this one hilarious clip of ralph talking about how he is an expert at making girls cum because he was a gooner for 20 years and a porn addict and has studied the art.
 
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MilkSports_2018 said:
There is this one hilarious clip of ralph talking about how he is an expert at making girls cum because he was a gooner for 20 years and a porn addict and has studied the art.
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I guess that’s par for the course for the Ralphamale. Instead of creating an emotional connection and using feedback with a loving partner he just summons up his gooner skills and goes at it thinking he’s a pornstar and all girls are the same.

And once again had Ralph been born a decade earlier I’m convinced he’d have trooned out. He acts like a woman, is porn obsessed, makes gracious claims while being a coward, hates women, has a small platform. He’s got all the hallmarks of a proto troon but thanks to that wrestling crap instilling some bizarre sense of masculinity he hasn’t.
 
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In case anyone needs a refresher
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Not that anyone should be surprised since we've watched him eat shit, but Ralph has admitted he also drinks period blood while hitting on Elaine. Null, you finna let Ralph steal your wumanz?
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This has to be some kind of demented brag attempt to seduce Lainey. I mean yes my wife was horny as hell on her period and used to coax me in to putting the towel down and go to town when she was, but never in a thousand years would she ask me to go down on her then and never in a million would I actually even consider it!

Fuck's sake, you have to get right in the shower and scrub after period sex or you reek like a slaughtered corpse, why would you ever......fuck Ethan, what a revolting pig. 🤮
 
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The Un-Clit said:
This has to be some kind of demented brag attempt to seduce Lainey. I mean yes my wife was horny as hell on her period and used to coax me in to putting the towel down and go to town when she was, but never in a thousand years would she ask me to go down on her then and never in a million would I actually even consider it!

Fuck's sake, you have to get right in the shower and scrub after period sex or you reek like a slaughtered corpse, why would you ever......fuck Ethan, what a revolting pig. 🤮
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It's like this but replace Dave Foley with a brain damaged fat ass and the wholesome dialougue with vile spam from a vile ham
 
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He eats poo and has a pee thing too.

1.) Mint Salad has a pee fetish. They had a go.
2.) When he had Mint and Riley on recently Ralph heavily implied it was a thing Meigh was into.
3.) Ralph surrounds himself with pee bottles and cans. He drinks from them.

Once is a generous accident, Harry. This is a fetish.

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Braphamut said:
He eats poo and has a pee thing too.

1.) Mint Salad has a pee fetish. They had a go.
2.) When he had Mint and Riley on recently Ralph heavily implied it was a thing Meigh was into.
3.) Ralph surrounds himself with pee bottles and cans. He drinks from them.

Once is a generous accident, Harry. This is a fetish.

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pigs eat everything. not surprising.
 
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