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An introduction to Saberspark
Saberspark (real name Steven Carver) is a cowish yet very popular Youtuber with around 2 million subs who makes a living reviewing children's cartoons like Bluey and Peppa Pig. However Steven also reviews A lot of "religious" and "conservative" media whether it's movies or TV or comics. In his reviews talking about conservative media however he frequently pulls clips out of context and he has a habit of not giving them fair reviews so he can push political narratives about them. He's essentially the movie and media version of a breadtuber.
Steven is also the quintessential example of a hyper woke millienial manchild consooooooomer / proud twitter coomer. It's funny to watch him make an ass of himself online with shitty movie reviews, soylent overloads, and some hilariously terrible takes on things he has no business giving takes on, because who doesn't want to hear this guy's opinion on Israel vs Palestine?
Early internet days and Bronyhood
Saberspark started his career on Youtube as a Brony (adult MLP fan) movie reviewer. This was back in the darkest days of the internet when that shit spread like wildfire and was the 2014 equivalent to being a fur fag. In his first video as Saberspark he watched EVERY SINGLE My Little Pony episode ever aired (that's around 60 hours of watching a little girl's show) and made a 1 hour long documentary about the show, singing it's praises throughout the whole thing
With the early Brony shit covered I can begin to talk about Saberspark's full time job as a kid's cartoon critic. It would be 4 years until after his first video in 2012 was uploaded until Saberspark found real success with Youtube, in retrospective his style of video making and his editing was very modern and he was ahead of the curve in terms of cringe per minute of footage uploaded.
HIlariously his first ever breakout video was a shitty video essay about how it's totally normal for 30 year old fat men to watch My Little Pony and Steven Universe, with a disturbing hivemind of comments beneath it exclaiming how he was right about this and that it's perfectly normal to be a fat Brony
This Brony obsession and unhealthy love of kid's cartoons would later be revealed by Steven to be caused by his shitty childhood and how the best times of his entire life were spent at Disney World and watching Disney movies. Steven tells the entire world about how his family crumbled shortly after he played at Disney world and after he watched The Little Mermaid (haha gay).
To cope with his family crumbling apart Steven would then proceed to run away to video games and watching more cartoons. Describing himself to be "non confrontational" and as a "peacemaker" who was too afraid to deal with his problems head on and had to resort to coping.
As for why Steven would reveal any of this to anyone? No fucking clue, it is very embarrassing and very pathetic.
But between this early stuff, the power leveling, and the hundreds of shitty kids cartoon reviews (none of which are worth archiving by anybody) Nothing of note happened and his content slowly drifted more and more woke / anti christian eventually culminating with an unholy soylent fueled obsessive love for a kid's show called "Bluey".
(there's more of these but some didn't have Bluey in the title and I couldn't find them)
Bluey for those of you that don't know is an Australian show about anthro dog characters intended for toddlers and very young children. The show was written so that it wouldn't be insufferable for parents to watch (dirty jokes and coherent writing) Unfortunately this mix of catering to children and parents forced to sit next to kids watching this had the unintented consequence of creating a huge fanbase of degenerate freaks that are basically the second coming of bronies. These people deserve their own thread but to give you a run down of what goes on this fandom. There are over 2000 fucking results on Rule34 for this show intended for kindergarteners and that is excluding all the NSFL art of the characters that are children which is only available on the deepest darkest most heinous pits of the entire internet (inkbunny), and also excluding all of the softcore inflation Bluey porn on Deviantart and on Reddit
All in all there are thousands of porn addicted adults watching and obsessing over this show made for kids. Being a fan of this show isn't a red flag. It is a red nuke and Saberspark is one of the biggest most open supporters of it.
Saberspark's obessesion with Bluey highlighted in him getting milked for lols by unleashing his pent up soyrage on the Daily Wire's Bluey clone releasing this absolutely dogshit 40 minute documentary ripping on it and talking about how heinous and evil Ben Shapiro was for.... being religious and conservative?
This review of Shaprio's Bluey clone also resulted in a small slap fight on twitter since Saberspark had to actually purchase a subscription to the Daily Wire to watch the show because he was too retarded to know how to pirate it. Shitlibs on Twitter took this as him voicing support for the Daily Wire and harassed him for a little while over it. Though nothing much came of this.
More Bluey shit includes this photo of him cuddling with A plush of one of the little girls from the show. That paired with the caption is somewhat disturbing. Especially if we look back on the type of people in the bluey fandom. Who wants to bet Steven sowed a pussy into that plushie?
Despite not being an artist himself Steven decided to head a project called Bluey sleepytime reanimated. Where he got a bunch of animators together to reanimate his favorite episode of Bluey. Harmless in a vacuum but still weird how much he obsesses over the show.
With all that Bluey stuff covered and the short venture into the adult Bluey community. It should be pretty fucking concerning that even the people in the adult Bluey community are making fun of Saberspark for being so creepy with the show.
Testimony from more recent fandom commenters commenters before this were hesitant to say anything bad about him but it seems the cat's out of the bag
Beyond the Bluey obsession Steven also has a long history of over sexualized thumbnails for his videos. Which keep in mind, Youtube is a SFW platform with lots of children on it and his videos are not marked 18+ it may be legal and technically not TOS breaking but it's still weird. His audience also seems to be in on it and is pretty depraved in it's own right.
Speaking of Saberspark's depraved audience... Kiwi Farms showed us yet again that yes, the best cows truly are home grown.
Meet @Wolfmanfur A homosexual diaper furry with who decided it would be a fun idea to come in and defend Saberspark's content. With this insightful message talking about how much of a lolcow Saberspark ISN'T.
This message paired with his profile picture set off the right boxes on my lolcow checklist so I decided to look through is post history and found that. To my complete surprise, he was A scat fetishist Toonophile who loved feet (and possibly children).
Though it hadn't accured to me before, toonophile was also the perfect description for Steven. It seems Wolfmanfur and Steven both have a lot in common. Weird right?
Back to Saberspark himself
Steven also has an insufferable running gag where he's "totally not a furry guys isn't that so quirky and neat" despite this he constantly commissions art of his sabertoothed fursona and other such degenerate things
In between the Peppa Pig and Bluey reviews Steven also reviews hardcore porn films and hentai. What a great standard that is, surely no children will be EPI'd by your shitty content....
Outside of Youtube spergery Soyberspark also makes a laughingstock of himself on his Twitter by posting such wonderful gems as these.
Felt soy, might shove this tentacle up my butthole later.
Saberspark let us know in the replies of this post that he drank this entire faggot beer and loved every drip.
Behold: Comedy
But much less funny on Twitter is Steven's open support of cancel culture
Screenshotted here is Steven's attempt at getting at Tara Strong a pretty prolific voice actor for all different variety of things.
Saberspark was also involved with the 2nd cancellation attempt against Tara when she showed her support of Israel by condemning Hamas
I don't have the screenshots for this one yet take with salt
From an earlier dox of Steven with his alias "Sabersteve" A Kiwi was able to find this Giphy account from him.
From the surface it looks innocent enough just webshow shit. But scrolling down we find that
For those of you that don't want to subject yourself to it. The spoiler contains tons of soft core furry porn including hazbin hotel porn and cropped porn and porn censored with black squares. There are around 100 images or so that Steven uploaded himself. Very haram indeed
To finish off the thread here's a glimpse of Steven's future cowdom in the form of every lolcow's demise A TROON ARC
Don't worry Steven you will always be a woman in my eyes A very fat very ugly soy filled woman. Which is why I doxxed your house and your full name.
Misc things about Steven
Things that I couldn't fit nicely into the main thread or were underserving of segments but still worth mentioning
Steven is a serial commissioner since he isn't an actual artist he needs to commission others for his thumbnail art and his profile pictures. Often going to other furries or trannies or degens for his artwork needs. His commissions range from harmless thumbnail art, to genderbent troon verions of himself, and sometimes really nasty furry art bordering on NSFW. For his genderbending on Youtube he even hires female voice actresses for this at times.
Though keep in mind that's only what we publicly know of. Use your imagination to come up with the type of things he commissions in private.
Steven also has a small sphere of annoying orbiters who worship him for any speck of attention they can get. Given that Saberspark has 2 million subscribers this was bound to happen especially since he encourages people to orbit him with shout outs and collabs.
One of the people whom Saberspark was very closely associated with was someone named Cosmodore. A prolific groomer in the Youtube cartoon review community who groomed a 14 year old girl into sharing nudes and after being exposed DFE'd himself off the internet. It is not confirmed whether Steven knew about the grooming or not before he publicly severed ties with Cosmodore but keep in mind Cosmodore had a long track record of being a creep before he was ousted as groomer (like all of these faggots do). So that much was known to Steven at least.
Steven also claims he was raised in a religious family and could be a possible source of his vitriolic hatred of Christianity and conservatism. I personally think it''s a mix of this and his high soylent intake.
Run ins with Soyjak.party
Soylentspark first gained the attention of soyteens after he posted a review of a show popular with them called "ongezellig". Users of the Sharty we understandably pissed off that this fat manbaby was bastardizing their media and proceeded to dox him. Harassing him until he deleted the video completely and pussied out of talking about the sharty again.
Some time after the Ongezellig video. Saberspark gained their attention again in the form of a raid thread on him. Someone from the Sharty rediscovered him and they began bullying him on the site. As of writing the thread hasn't been very interesting.
Big ups for helping me with the thread:
@Relinquish @Polentic
Saberspark (real name Steven Carver) is a cowish yet very popular Youtuber with around 2 million subs who makes a living reviewing children's cartoons like Bluey and Peppa Pig. However Steven also reviews A lot of "religious" and "conservative" media whether it's movies or TV or comics. In his reviews talking about conservative media however he frequently pulls clips out of context and he has a habit of not giving them fair reviews so he can push political narratives about them. He's essentially the movie and media version of a breadtuber.
Steven is also the quintessential example of a hyper woke millienial manchild consooooooomer / proud twitter coomer. It's funny to watch him make an ass of himself online with shitty movie reviews, soylent overloads, and some hilariously terrible takes on things he has no business giving takes on, because who doesn't want to hear this guy's opinion on Israel vs Palestine?
Early internet days and Bronyhood
Saberspark started his career on Youtube as a Brony (adult MLP fan) movie reviewer. This was back in the darkest days of the internet when that shit spread like wildfire and was the 2014 equivalent to being a fur fag. In his first video as Saberspark he watched EVERY SINGLE My Little Pony episode ever aired (that's around 60 hours of watching a little girl's show) and made a 1 hour long documentary about the show, singing it's praises throughout the whole thing
Post brony era and rise to internet fame
With the early Brony shit covered I can begin to talk about Saberspark's full time job as a kid's cartoon critic. It would be 4 years until after his first video in 2012 was uploaded until Saberspark found real success with Youtube, in retrospective his style of video making and his editing was very modern and he was ahead of the curve in terms of cringe per minute of footage uploaded.
HIlariously his first ever breakout video was a shitty video essay about how it's totally normal for 30 year old fat men to watch My Little Pony and Steven Universe, with a disturbing hivemind of comments beneath it exclaiming how he was right about this and that it's perfectly normal to be a fat Brony
This Brony obsession and unhealthy love of kid's cartoons would later be revealed by Steven to be caused by his shitty childhood and how the best times of his entire life were spent at Disney World and watching Disney movies. Steven tells the entire world about how his family crumbled shortly after he played at Disney world and after he watched The Little Mermaid (haha gay).
To cope with his family crumbling apart Steven would then proceed to run away to video games and watching more cartoons. Describing himself to be "non confrontational" and as a "peacemaker" who was too afraid to deal with his problems head on and had to resort to coping.
As for why Steven would reveal any of this to anyone? No fucking clue, it is very embarrassing and very pathetic.
But between this early stuff, the power leveling, and the hundreds of shitty kids cartoon reviews (none of which are worth archiving by anybody) Nothing of note happened and his content slowly drifted more and more woke / anti christian eventually culminating with an unholy soylent fueled obsessive love for a kid's show called "Bluey".
(there's more of these but some didn't have Bluey in the title and I couldn't find them)
Bluey for those of you that don't know is an Australian show about anthro dog characters intended for toddlers and very young children. The show was written so that it wouldn't be insufferable for parents to watch (dirty jokes and coherent writing) Unfortunately this mix of catering to children and parents forced to sit next to kids watching this had the unintented consequence of creating a huge fanbase of degenerate freaks that are basically the second coming of bronies. These people deserve their own thread but to give you a run down of what goes on this fandom. There are over 2000 fucking results on Rule34 for this show intended for kindergarteners and that is excluding all the NSFL art of the characters that are children which is only available on the deepest darkest most heinous pits of the entire internet (inkbunny), and also excluding all of the softcore inflation Bluey porn on Deviantart and on Reddit
All in all there are thousands of porn addicted adults watching and obsessing over this show made for kids. Being a fan of this show isn't a red flag. It is a red nuke and Saberspark is one of the biggest most open supporters of it.
Saberspark's obessesion with Bluey highlighted in him getting milked for lols by unleashing his pent up soyrage on the Daily Wire's Bluey clone releasing this absolutely dogshit 40 minute documentary ripping on it and talking about how heinous and evil Ben Shapiro was for.... being religious and conservative?
This review of Shaprio's Bluey clone also resulted in a small slap fight on twitter since Saberspark had to actually purchase a subscription to the Daily Wire to watch the show because he was too retarded to know how to pirate it. Shitlibs on Twitter took this as him voicing support for the Daily Wire and harassed him for a little while over it. Though nothing much came of this.
More Bluey shit includes this photo of him cuddling with A plush of one of the little girls from the show. That paired with the caption is somewhat disturbing. Especially if we look back on the type of people in the bluey fandom. Who wants to bet Steven sowed a pussy into that plushie?
Despite not being an artist himself Steven decided to head a project called Bluey sleepytime reanimated. Where he got a bunch of animators together to reanimate his favorite episode of Bluey. Harmless in a vacuum but still weird how much he obsesses over the show.
With all that Bluey stuff covered and the short venture into the adult Bluey community. It should be pretty fucking concerning that even the people in the adult Bluey community are making fun of Saberspark for being so creepy with the show.
Testimony from more recent fandom commenters commenters before this were hesitant to say anything bad about him but it seems the cat's out of the bag
Beyond the Bluey obsession Steven also has a long history of over sexualized thumbnails for his videos. Which keep in mind, Youtube is a SFW platform with lots of children on it and his videos are not marked 18+ it may be legal and technically not TOS breaking but it's still weird. His audience also seems to be in on it and is pretty depraved in it's own right.
this one might be a bit unfair since the chicken girl has a giant ass in the actual show but the caption above balances it out
Speaking of Saberspark's depraved audience... Kiwi Farms showed us yet again that yes, the best cows truly are home grown.
Meet @Wolfmanfur A homosexual diaper furry with who decided it would be a fun idea to come in and defend Saberspark's content. With this insightful message talking about how much of a lolcow Saberspark ISN'T.
This message paired with his profile picture set off the right boxes on my lolcow checklist so I decided to look through is post history and found that. To my complete surprise, he was A scat fetishist Toonophile who loved feet (and possibly children).
Though it hadn't accured to me before, toonophile was also the perfect description for Steven. It seems Wolfmanfur and Steven both have a lot in common. Weird right?
Back to Saberspark himself
Steven also has an insufferable running gag where he's "totally not a furry guys isn't that so quirky and neat" despite this he constantly commissions art of his sabertoothed fursona and other such degenerate things
In between the Peppa Pig and Bluey reviews Steven also reviews hardcore porn films and hentai. What a great standard that is, surely no children will be EPI'd by your shitty content....
Outside of Youtube spergery Soyberspark also makes a laughingstock of himself on his Twitter by posting such wonderful gems as these.
Felt soy, might shove this tentacle up my butthole later.
Saberspark let us know in the replies of this post that he drank this entire faggot beer and loved every drip.
Behold: Comedy
But much less funny on Twitter is Steven's open support of cancel culture
Screenshotted here is Steven's attempt at getting at Tara Strong a pretty prolific voice actor for all different variety of things.
I don't have the screenshots for this one yet take with salt
From an earlier dox of Steven with his alias "Sabersteve" A Kiwi was able to find this Giphy account from him.
From the surface it looks innocent enough just webshow shit. But scrolling down we find that
My speculation was correct and Steven has been jerkin' it to cartoon animals.
To finish off the thread here's a glimpse of Steven's future cowdom in the form of every lolcow's demise A TROON ARC
Don't worry Steven you will always be a woman in my eyes A very fat very ugly soy filled woman. Which is why I doxxed your house and your full name.
Name: Stephen Richard Carver
DOB: October 11, 1988 (age 35)
Location: Blacksburg, Virginia, United States
Lived In Franklin TN, Woodstock GA, Holly Springs GA
Email: TheRealSaberspark@gmail.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-carver-b179386b/
Address: 400 Fairfax Rd APT H65, Blacksburg, VA 24060
https://x.com/Sabersteve old twitter
DOB: October 11, 1988 (age 35)
Location: Blacksburg, Virginia, United States
Lived In Franklin TN, Woodstock GA, Holly Springs GA
Email: TheRealSaberspark@gmail.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-carver-b179386b/
Address: 400 Fairfax Rd APT H65, Blacksburg, VA 24060
https://x.com/Sabersteve old twitter
Misc things about Steven
Things that I couldn't fit nicely into the main thread or were underserving of segments but still worth mentioning
Steven is a serial commissioner since he isn't an actual artist he needs to commission others for his thumbnail art and his profile pictures. Often going to other furries or trannies or degens for his artwork needs. His commissions range from harmless thumbnail art, to genderbent troon verions of himself, and sometimes really nasty furry art bordering on NSFW. For his genderbending on Youtube he even hires female voice actresses for this at times.
Though keep in mind that's only what we publicly know of. Use your imagination to come up with the type of things he commissions in private.
Steven also has a small sphere of annoying orbiters who worship him for any speck of attention they can get. Given that Saberspark has 2 million subscribers this was bound to happen especially since he encourages people to orbit him with shout outs and collabs.
One of the people whom Saberspark was very closely associated with was someone named Cosmodore. A prolific groomer in the Youtube cartoon review community who groomed a 14 year old girl into sharing nudes and after being exposed DFE'd himself off the internet. It is not confirmed whether Steven knew about the grooming or not before he publicly severed ties with Cosmodore but keep in mind Cosmodore had a long track record of being a creep before he was ousted as groomer (like all of these faggots do). So that much was known to Steven at least.
Steven also claims he was raised in a religious family and could be a possible source of his vitriolic hatred of Christianity and conservatism. I personally think it''s a mix of this and his high soylent intake.
Run ins with Soyjak.party
Soylentspark first gained the attention of soyteens after he posted a review of a show popular with them called "ongezellig". Users of the Sharty we understandably pissed off that this fat manbaby was bastardizing their media and proceeded to dox him. Harassing him until he deleted the video completely and pussied out of talking about the sharty again.
Some time after the Ongezellig video. Saberspark gained their attention again in the form of a raid thread on him. Someone from the Sharty rediscovered him and they began bullying him on the site. As of writing the thread hasn't been very interesting.
Big ups for helping me with the thread:
@Relinquish @Polentic
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