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A few pages ago, I said that I now hate remasters/ports (eg Dead Rising). And now you know what? Fuck these compilation cashgrabs. Sure, compilation packages are convenient to play for whatever system you're playing them on but there are too many drawbacks. Just pirate all these games. All of these games are on Arcade/MAME, PS1, PS2, Dreamcast etc and all easily emulatable. At least you know you're getting the original artistic vision rather than the [CURRENT YEAR] modern audience modifications.
Capcom Fighting Evolution: For those unfamiliar with the move, Demitri’s Midnight Bliss allows the Darkstalkers series mainstay to finish a match by turning his opponent into a ‘sexy’ – and if male, gender-swapped – version of themselves. Given that only “some” transformations are being cut, it’s likely those targeted were Guile (who turns into a blonde-haired pin-up girl) and Urien (who turns into a young woman wearing nothing but a traditional Japanese mizuhappi and shimekomi fundoshi). However, the cuts may also include/be limited to Rose’s secret transformation into Enya the Hag from Capcom’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future, as the studio no longer has the rights to use the character.
Fuck current year pozzed Capcom, fuck modern audiences, fuck DEI and fuck censorship. I can see it already, when you point it out, the Capcom cockgobblers are going to reply "why do you care so much? this is such a minor change"
Right back at you redditfag: Why do you care so much? This is such a minor change.
Demitri’s Midnight Bliss is a great example of Japanese game developer autistic attention to detail and genuine passion for their work. They could have just given him any super but just for fun, they drew unique sprite/art which you only get to see 2 seconds of.
Once the game is released, we'll see what gets censored.