Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

Flutter looks like an enemy from Fear and Hunger.

Flutter needs to make us some cabbage soup and a nice loaf of French bread.

BUTTERED French bread and one of those nice picnicky red checkered tablecloths.

She owes us for all the time and effort we've been wondering about her and concerned about her welfare.

We have a whole thread dedicated to her and this is how she repays us.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

We really need one of these weens to take one for the team.

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The funny thing about it, with modern phones, you don't even need to use photo mode. Just put your phone on record mode and walk up to them and shove it in their faces and then walk away.

Bam. Hundreds of frames of high quality pictures.

 

[McSneaks]

Phone in pocket with your camera on.

Unfortunately egg or Caden probably read here so we can't share real ideas without them being one step ahead.

However if anyone wants a stupid idea here's one: Pepper spray both of them and take the photo while they are momentarily incapacitated.

How about an even crazier idea...literally just walk up and take a picture. Afraid of what? Him saying HEY? We really got retards trying to brainstorm how to use a cellphone in secret groups?

I know it's really scary for all these autists to even go out in public in the first place so the idea of someone LOOKING at them is terrifying, but at that point just fuck off back to your play with your toys

 

[asspiss]

How about an even crazier idea...literally just walk up and take a picture. Afraid of what? Him saying HEY? We really got retards trying to brainstorm how to use a cellphone in secret groups?

I know it's really scary for all these autists to even go out in public in the first place so the idea of someone LOOKING at them is terrifying, but at that point just fuck off back to your play with your toys

I think the idea of "stealth photography" is to not spook the animals.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think the idea of "stealth photography" is to not spook the animals.

I don't give a rat's ass. Did Chris give a rat's ass when he hurt his mother? No he doesn't deserve peace.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I think the idea of "stealth photography" is to not spook the animals.

There's no rational reason to have this idea. He is already aware people are taking pictures of him and uploading them whenever they go out in public.

Worst case scenario you snap a Pic of Flutters face and they both retard rage at you and start screaming at you in public in which case you just calmly walk away. Taking pictures of people in public spaces is not illegal. Even if it was, it's not like Chris and Flutter have the ability to spawn Jerkops out of thin-air to detain you until you delete your pictures.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't give a rat's ass. Did Chris give a rat's ass when he hurt his mother? No he doesn't deserve peace.

It's still cow tipping and will get whoever does it a ban.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Instead of taking yet another picture next time someone sees them they need to get video and walk right up to Flutter and ask her what it is like to have sex with Jesus Christ.

 

[King Kiwi]

Instead of taking yet another picture next time someone sees them they need to get video and walk right up to Flutter and ask her what it is like to have sex with Jesus Christ.

Just ask his mother, she didn't even have to have sex to have him.

 

[Irish Turtle]

I guarantee all the flutter and chris sightings are posted by praetor in an attempt to boost hype for chris. Notice how the front of the face is never captured and all the pictures have the quality of a phone camera from 1994

 

[Golgothica]

I guarantee all the flutter and chris sightings are posted by praetor in an attempt to boost hype for chris. Notice how the front of the face is never captured and all the pictures have the quality of a phone camera from 1994

I've noticed that too, genuine bigfoot/cryptid style photography. I really hope we get one of Chris walking across a riverbank swinging arms widely with Flutter in tow.

 

[King Kiwi]

If we get a picture of Chris at the doctor's office or shaking hands with someone because he just went to a job interview, we'll finally have irrefutable proof that these are fake pics.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I guarantee all the flutter and chris sightings are posted by praetor in an attempt to boost hype for chris. Notice how the front of the face is never captured and all the pictures have the quality of a phone camera from 1994

And?

 

[BeatboxBill]

Caden is definitely controlling Chris or Flutter is definitely tricking Chris in to thinking she will have sex with his, there is just no other way how to explain why Chris is so wary and careful.

All his others sweethearts got doxed within minutes and somehow now he’s incognito?

He definitely is being manipulated here by someone in order to keep him quiet.

Maybe Flutter all together is a way to divert us from Chris so the focus is away from him and all on her so Caden can pull all the strings.

Caden, if you’re reading this, we ain’t buying in to your game of bigfoot.

 

[Jakub4]

Caden is definitely controlling Chris or Flutter is definitely tricking Chris in to thinking she will have sex with his, there is just no other way how to explain why Chris is so wary and careful.

All his others sweethearts got doxed within minutes and somehow now he’s incognito?

He definitely is being manipulated here by someone in order to keep him quiet.

Maybe Flutter all together is a way to divert us from Chris so the focus is away from him and all on her so Caden can pull all the strings.

Caden, if you’re reading this, we ain’t buying in to your game of bigfoot.

To push Chris into the background and limit his online activities. Normally as soon as he gets out of prison he'd start interacting with trolls and everyone else and recording all the time, but this way he can be kept out of it.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I guarantee all the flutter and chris sightings are posted by praetor in an attempt to boost hype for chris. Notice how the front of the face is never captured and all the pictures have the quality of a phone camera from 1994

In reality, the sightings with cabbage don't move the needle that much.

Caden made more after the body cam was released then any sighting with cabbage. People want to see lolcow act like a lolcow.

If the interrogation tape gets released then caden will make shit ton more money because we see Chris act out again and maybe admit to the incest.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Caden is definitely controlling Chris

Well, he is a shitty showrunner, Chris has never been this fucking boring.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

To push Chris into the background and limit his online activities. Normally as soon as he gets out of prison he'd start interacting with trolls and everyone else and recording all the time, but this way he can be kept out of it.

What about all the livestreams and videos Chris was doing when he made his online comeback in October?

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't think anyone's actually crossposted the only front-side shot of Flutter we have yet into this thread. Natch it was taken with a potato instead of a camera so still impossible to make out much detail about Flutter, except that she definately dosen't look like a cabbage patch doll facially. Age is still very difficult to determine from the blurring.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I don't think anyone's actually crossposted the only front-side shot of Flutter we have yet into this thread. Natch it was taken with a potato instead of a camera so still impossible to make out much detail about Flutter, except that she definately dosen't look like a cabbage patch doll facially. Age is still very difficult to determine from the blurring.

I thought I did. Apparently not. Huh.
I believe it was due to the fact that a shit ton more pics surfaced, but I wanted to see them from the source and not the retarded Lolcow Docs tiktok. That one has a shit ton more Flutter pics.