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Fapcop said:
That was a nicely written “in memoriam” post. Almost made me feel bad for him.

And then I saw the SKIRTGOSPINNY! Pic.

Meh, nothing of value was lost.
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Was this a special troon or something?
Was he a musician or even just a streamer /influencer or just big amongst the twitter / bluesky troon scene, or was he a more random one?

I think we are still on a very low percentage of people who've actually an hero'd,-maybe Amhero for 41'ers- after making a post like that.
They usually just pretend, then come back after silently observing the adulation for like 4 days by saying they were in hospital after a totally genuine fr fr attempt.


RE D00leys = Bert, I think Albert is maybe just a commonish name over that way. Traditional. Price Albert and Albert Einstein. I know they are both German but it's just down the road. It's probably like their version of Oliver as a traditional pooner name flavour.
 
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Troons make up a story that republicans are turning on their party to protect trannies. Other trannies lament they can’t get pregnant and talk about how they try to fake a pregnancy. Totally not a fetish though. Bonus cringe Star Wars reference.
 
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Evilronald said:
Troons make up a story that Republicans ...
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Yet another item for the shit that never happened file.
Imagine walking up to a stranger at a bus stop (presumably in a big city) and announcing one's "registered" political affiliation. A very creepy premise right there and never mind what affiliation.
He left out the part where everybody clapped. 8)

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AfghanBlue said:
RE D00leys = Bert, I think Albert is maybe just a commonish name over that way.
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Well that made me google. Bert by itself is the 32nd most popular name in the Netherlands, but there it can also be the diminutive of Albert, Hubert, Robert, etc, which would boost its frequency even further. There are 11 such names on that list. If you want to know the other choices a Dutch pooner might make, here’s the list of last year’s top baby names. Nary a Bert on that list, but lots of Liams, Olivers, and other uwu smol bean softboi favourites.
 
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Internet Wizard said:
Not really a specific tranny L but they're absolutely livid over Brits (and therefore terf chuds) joining bluesky
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I liked the “TERFs are protected by money and whiteness”

We all know no one loves troons like niggers, especially the black johns who murder them.
 
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Not really a specific tranny L but they're absolutely livid over Brits (and therefore terf chuds) joining bluesky
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Weird. I thought it was all Republicans, or Russian Chinese bots that were making all these awfully transphobic tweets.

Blimey. Harry Potter really does have the power. Who knew. Terfus transdeconstructus indeed.

Edit, can’t quote @Hassou Tobi above, but damn straight. How weird is it that the majority of trans deaths globally are Brazil, where men are killing trans prostitutes? But sure, ginger Scottish lady is responsible. Dopes.
 
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Edit, can’t quote @Hassou Tobi above, but damn straight. How weird is it that the majority of trans deaths globally are Brazil, where men are killing trans prostitutes? But sure, ginger Scottish lady is responsible. Dopes.
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I’ve always read that majority of troons that get murdered in USA are troon prostitutes who go stealth and when found out get beaten to death by black johns. But they don’t like to talk about that detail of the “trans genocide”
 
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Hassou Tobi said:
I’ve always read that majority of troons that get murdered in USA are troon prostitutes who go stealth and when found out get beaten to death by black johns. But they don’t like to talk about that detail of the “trans genocide”
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Cougar Pump said:
Very sceptical that anyone’s falling for a ‘stealth’ Troon, even in dim streetlight cruising dodgy parts of town late at night. More likely, low-inhibition horny guys get post-nut clarity/remorse and cope by inflicting violence on the other participant in their gay liaison.
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Either/or, it’s telling that trannies are busy raging at white women half a world away than the actual murderers close to home. Even when their own ‘community’ is being murdered. The propaganda has to be kept pure, reality be damned.

Then they wonder why they appear to be absolute nutters to the regular pleb on the street.
 
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Once again, hating the one kind of person who finds one attractive.
Not incidentally, but for that very reason.
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I have been with a few people who seem to only be into cis men and me, or cis men and early transition transfems. Some try to give me reassurance and I believed my trans girl ex did see me as a woman even though she's only dates men and I was her exception. But my most recent ex dated cis men, then had a partner come out as nonbinary while together. Then they dated me a transfem trans woman and obsessed over being sapphic together. Then they dated another trans girl after me who was pretty early transition too.

I asked if we would've dated when we were younger. They said of course not because I wasn't trans yet but they were only dating cis men back then so why would that make any sense? I'm so certain deep down they only liked me for my transness and also what it meant for their identity. I feel super used and like a chaser tried seducing me...

I don't know how to explain this to my friends but some get it, even knew before me. I feel like my ex would just use being nonbinary themselves as a means to deny being a chaser but it's super clear they are one in my opinion.

rant over sorry if i'm awful for feeling this way i don't know what to make of it all i guess. please be gentle
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