Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Swole McPole]

He left this review in July of this year.

You'd be really affronted, wouldn't you? They fronted him the best part of a thousand, but because they didn't pay of his rent arrears in their entirity, he goes bad mouthing them on Google reviews.

Which is retarded as fuck anyway, because who chooses a faith on the basis of what somebody writes on Google reviews?

"Four stars: Father McMurphy does an outstanding requiem mass, but I had to deduct one star for the kiddy fiddling. Would have him bury my mother again, the choir singing not so much."

 

[East_Clintwood]

Who was the repo man? "After intense and oiled investigation, Plaintiff Greer discovered that it was the cyber-harrasser Joshua Moon who stole my car and made me homeless. Fix this. NOW NOW NOW!"

Don't be ridiculous, there's no way Josh can drive a tow truck. Clearly Josh had @TowinKarz do it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I find interesting that he explicitly said he was going to appeal it, and just decided not to. Why wouldn't he appeal the eviction? I mean, yeah, kinda moot if he got kicked out, but that never stopped him before

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Notice kiwifarms is nowhere mentioned, only radiator, repo, gate

So he is once again caught lying to the Utah court when he whined that he "lost income" "because of kiwifarms harassment" and "can't find new income" because of it

 

[Useful_Mistake]

o he is once again caught lying to the Utah court when he whined that he "lost income" "because of kiwifarms harassment" and "can't find new income" because of it

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechnically, Greer never submitted that to any court. He only submitted it to Mr. Hardin and failed to follow through to submitting it to Florida or Utah courts. It was Mr. Hardin who submitted it on his behalf.

 

[AnOminous]

Who was the repo man?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

“Judge, they’re laughing at me! Also I have a full head of hair”.

I believe the correct Russism is 'full set of hair.'

what kind of capable adult

Russell has never been this.

I wonder how much his parents know/care? He's usually bailed out by them eventually. I hope this is the tough love they should have shown years ago.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ah Russ. Pop Star dreams and a Country Song Life.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I find interesting that he explicitly said he was going to appeal it, and just decided not to. Why wouldn't he appeal the eviction? I mean, yeah, kinda moot if he got kicked out, but that never stopped him before

I'd like to think that having to sell half of your shit on Craigslist and actually getting kicked out has a certain kind of permanence to it that makes his usual motion to undo the thing that has already happened seem less appealing. Also if he succeeded it would mean he would have to move the other half of the shit back in again and he doesn't want to have to do that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

if he's got so much debt why doesn't he file for bankruptcy?

Partly to keep his ego intact, partly to keep Kiwi Farms from having anything to talk about.

 

[HackerX]

I'm pretty sure having your car repoed because you stopped paying for it is not a legally cognizable harm and your landlord isn't legally obligated to thwart the lawful collection activities of your creditors.

But his plights! If they just listen to what Russ is saying, he can explain how he's blaming them, but will stop blaming them if they listen to his plights and negotiate on his terms.

I am fucking howling he really put in to a legal document that it's not his own fault his car got repo'd but that the owners of the complex had a duty to ensure the repo man couldn't get to his car

like repo men just roam around looking for unattended cars to take willy-nilly

if he's got so much debt why doesn't he file for bankruptcy?

Well, he's never been one to inundate the courts with paperwork.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

So was he lying when he claimed in his legal filing that the Bishop actually HAD offered to help him but the landlord turned it down, or when he left his usual bullshit one star review?

I'm more inclined to believe he was lying to the landlord to stave off eviction since it's been established lifelong full tithe payers have a hard time getting a single red cent out of the Mormon church, much less an exmember who actively indulges in and endorses prostitution. As people said before, the only offer they'd give him would be "Repent of ever having thought it's okay to do hookers, pay ten percent of your income to the Mormon Church forever, and you'll maybe get put in some sort of church assistance program which still won't pay your rent for you"

Mormons aren't like Catholics and Protestants, they don't have homeless shelters or soup kitchens, they don't give away shit just for the hell of it.

A revelation of the spirit that they shouldn't help Russ sounds way more like Mormon talk than "here's three weeks backrent after paying no tithing and being an apostate for more than 10 years! Just because we're so nice and love giving away money!"

 

[CansOfCant]

Who was the repo man?

I'd like to think it was these guys.

I would kill a man to have seen this episode.

 

[Pee Cola]

Russhole drives drove a 2022 Nissan Versa. (correction: 2021 Nissan Versa h/t @Useful_Mistake)

Even the shittiest of cheap shitty cars is highly unlikely to suffer from a bad alternator after only a couple of years from new. However let's assume Russhole did end up with a dud. First, it'd be repaired under warranty as it's clearly a faulty part. Second, it wouldn't take 3 months for the dealer to replace it.

The only other explanation is that Russhole rented a Versa for that car wash video, in order to try and make himself look cool and studly because he could afford the second cheapest new car available on the US market today, and he usually rolls around in some old shitbox. Didn't have a Chrysler 200 or a Cruze or something at one stage?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Who was the repo man? "After intense and oiled investigation, Plaintiff Greer discovered that it was the cyber-harrasser Joshua Moon who stole my car and made me homeless. Fix this. NOW NOW NOW!"

I LOLed about how he called the repo person "relentless" (or something similar) as if he was the T-1000 constantly stalking Crusty Rusty waiting for the perfect moment to strike....as opposed to a regular repo person, doing their job. I can't imagine it's THAT hard to repo a non running car from a crappy apartment compound or takes some special level of dedication and cunning. Drive in the open gate, locate car and check VIN, hook up said shitbox, drive out.

Also...it took 2 months to get an alternator fixed?! Bitch, if that car is truly the only way to make money you do whatever you have to do to get it fixed (payday loan, handy Js for tourists looking to walk on the wildside while in Vegas, blood/plasma donation, whatever) so you can make money and pay your rent. Also, you could have found someone shadier, and cheaper, to do that work but he's gullible so would probably have gotten ripped off even worse.

Finally, I love how he absolutely shits on the LDS until he's broke and then all the sudden he's "one of their own" and there is zero indication his feelings about the church have changed at all.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Which one is it? This fucking moron spent more than a third of his income in rent. And he honestly expected to be able to live with around 500 dollars per month, in one of the most expensive cities in the US.

 

[Pizdec]

7 years since the start of this thread.
7 years and his life has not moved forward one inch (yeah I know, the hallmark of a lolcow).

Not even, in seven years:
- Chantal moved on from like three different boyfriends.
- Lowtax fucking died.
- Melissa Scott has effectively fucked off.
- Amberlynn has had three different GFs and they all wipe her ass.
- Yaniv has lost pretty much everything and is probably in daily agony from his infections.
- Chris fucked his mom.
In spite of all this, Russel has effectively been at a standstill, and I think that's what makes his case... "impressive", is how he's never moved forward from the Taylor Swift arc.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russhole drives drove a 2022 Nissan Versa.

No, Stalker. He drives a 2021 Nissan Versa.

Plate number: 985S84 NV
Vin: 3N1CN8EV8ML865425

Report from the gov attached.

 

[Pee Cola]

No, Stalker. He drives a 2001 Nissan Versa.
View attachment 6358322
Plate number: 985S84 NV
Vin: 3N1CN8EV8ML865425

Report from the gov attached.

Looks like it says 2021. Either way, it's a Versa and it's not old enough to have a cooked alternator.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Looks like it says 2021.

I meant to type that, but my brain just didn't work. Pretend you didn't see it