DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DarkScrubPhil]

Frankly, I'm pretty amazed that Phil went through all of this.

Of course, Phil likes to pretend this is all an own in the detractors. Nevermind we've been right all along.

 

[johnkimble123]

>Doody gets demonetized.
>SuperSpic gets outed as a tard and felon (yet again).
>DSP gets $700+ in tips alone just streaming WWE Champions.
The polish sausage just can't stop winning.

Curious to see how the come down goes from all of this, whenever it happens.

>Keem goes on HIS show, gets the prestream treatment, Phil comes out looking better
>Derich gets banned and Phil can blame others for him doing it

The week is only 3 days in btw

 

[Guinan's hats]

What kind of shit is Scopely trying to pull with those dupes what the fuck

 

[EmpGulcasa]

No way that can be true.

Hoyo gachas are actually pretty good in terms of microtransactions when compared to a lot of others. It's not hard to believe.

EDIT to say I hate everything about this arc and am afraid we'll never get entertaining Phil back now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

No way that can be true.

Absolutely is true lmao. Champions not only forces you to pay for VIP to even do some of the pulls the rates are absolute shit. He isn't even doing the big boy pulls that cost $100 for 30 pulls.

This is in the absolute bottom of the bottom tier of gacha games with the likes of monopoly go.

 

[Telemeter]

Frankly, I'm pretty amazed that Phil went through all of this.

Of course, Phil likes to pretend this is all an own in the detractors. Nevermind we've been right all along.

He is really having the time of his life today.

This is the first time in 6 years that you can tell he does not despise whatever he is playing, including fighting games. This actual enjoyment, not something he's forcing himself to do so he can have a prop for begging.

It's really amazing.

 

[Terminal Coda]

He's not even pretending. The way he talks about the game it's so painfully obvious that he keeps up with it and is actively involved. Like, this is not the behavior of someone who played "years ago" after making "a commitment to her". He knows about events, shards, conversion rates, economy.
He's actually gonna bury all his dents for the casino viewers and be left with nothing in a few months. Even they can't possibly take the abuse he's giving them lately, the paranoia, the ego, the backtracking and lies. I never once thought that Derich would actually get the ban hammer and imo if Derich isn't safe nobody is.
I'm starting to wonder if Adam and PPP are trying to string Phil along until he's left with nothing but their fans and once they stop talking about him so will their fans but that seems maybe too cruel and definitely too intelligent for them.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I feel like Phil right now was written in some H.P. Lovecraft story and I'm actually going insane myself with how today is going. I can't cover it all but wow, this champs stream is blowing my fucking mind.
Maybe I should have watched other LoLcows because it feels like I haven't grasped what its like but maybe I'm gettin that feeling here.

I just put all my chips in Phil and as BMJ would say,

"Lost it all".

He knows this game better than any game from his lore.

Chrono Trigger? Ha I don't even know the glitches from years ago like WWEC.
A link to the past? I'd rather do pulls than even replay this slop
SF6? I can't even pay to get to Master rank? Sigh I'll grind it but I won't enjoy it.

I've legit never played a game I know THIS well.

He cares more about this game than SF6 frame data I'm actually appalled.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

You called me autistic and dumb for suggesting it. Who’s dumb now, huh??? I said it on August 3rd!!!

@Null go on Kino Casino when they interview Phil

 

[Telemeter]

LOL,

NOW WAIT A MINUTE PHIL, NO! PHIL NOOOOOO!!!!

YOU ARE GETTING JUICED, DONT GO OFFLINE!!!!!

OMG, he's pulling an Ethan Ralph on the stream!

He's gonna go spend the juice it on the real account off stream!!!!

 

[shekelshoah666]

He is really having the time of his life today.

This is the first time in 6 years that you can tell he does not despise whatever he is playing, including fighting games. This actual enjoyment, not something he's forcing himself to do so he can have a prop for begging.

It's really amazing.

He could legit stream this for 8 hours a day and never be bored or unhappy. This might the be the happiest I've seen him besides some of the old times with Rambo.

 

[Zertes]

This was peak stream views, I believe. Clearly a lot better than his normal gaming streams.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil is complaining and hinting for others to contact Scopely. If this asshole really wanted to make money he could definitely contact them and set something up. Beyond lazy, level 1 mentality.

Hah well, maybe next life.

 

[Telemeter]

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This was peak stream views, I believe. Clearly a lot better than his normal gaming streams.

IT IS! AND THE FUCKING IDIOT IS GOING TO TAKE THE JUICE AND RUN TO SPEND IT OFFLINE!!!!

 

[shekelshoah666]

WWE Champions confirmed for tomorrow night with a potential shirt rip goal.

We are heading into the promised land.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Sinister Scopely flipped the switch and didn't give all the good sweaty men for a new account

 

[shekelshoah666]

"I played the game for seven straight years" doesn't sound like casual play to me phil

 

[Telemeter]

WWE Champions confirmed for tomorrow night with a potential shirt rip goal.

We are heading into the promised land.

I hope it happens, I might actually watch more of his WWEC streams, but if he keeps pulling the rug on the stream like Ethan Ralph the dents are going to get bored quickly.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess no repairs around the house, no groceries, and no honeymoon. Thanks for the money, dummies.

 

[OS Ghost]

>Doody demonetized and being ripped to shreds in his replies on Twitter
>Keem fellated Phil for the whole stream
>Highest viewcount he's had in almost a decade just playing WWE Champions right now
>$750 in tips in this stream alone and rising
>Anti-DSP crowd melting down on Twitter in real-time.
Let's face it, the King won.

Also, it's hilarious to me that Phil has an encyclopaedic knowledge of this game. He knows every drop rate, the optimal way to buy packs through the website rather than in-game, the loot tiers and events. This is the first time ever since he began his 'career' with videogames in the late 2000s, that Phil knows what he's doing, to an almost-expert degree. He knows the moves of characters he hasn't even unlocked yet, the best way to get gems, the most powerful 'teams'. It's just insane. Someone called him out in his chat and his defence was: "I've played the game for seven years you im-be-cile".