🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BigPeanut]

Pedophile, rapist, animal abuser, alcoholic, drug addict, shit eater, period blood drinker, fat, broke, loser, ugly, stupid, traitor, angry, depressed, pathetic, wallowing, friendless, elderly mother abuser, women beater, child abuser. How many bad traits can one misbegotten demon pig have? Any I’m forgetting?

If a human, not a pig demon hybrid monster, had even one tenth of these bad traits they’d kill themselves and would not only do the world a favor, but themselves.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Milo has tagged in Sargon and Matt Jarbo to this tweet about tonight's Gamegate Killtream, I'm surprised Sargon would show up I thought he was doing well with his Lotus Eaters show and wouldn't want to be associated with Ralph anymore.

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[Lonely khan]

Milo has tagged in Sargon and Matt Jarbo to this tweet about tonight's Gamegate Killtream, I'm surprised Sargon would show up I thought he was doing well with his Lotus Eaters show and wouldn't want to be associated with Ralph anymore.
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Milo has blackmail vids of Carl blowing him.

 

[Kandinsky]

I know everyone is giving Ralph shit for bitching out and rightfully so considering how much shit he talked and how much of a tough guy act he puts on. Realistically though, it was probably a good idea for Ralph to decline the fight anyway. Besides the reason that he has lost every fight he's ever been in, Ralph had to have surgery done on his orbital socket. One smart punch could cause serious medical injury. Ralph was lucky that Dan aimed for the jawline. Quite frankly, this fat retard needs to stay away from physical confrontation as much as possible. The next time Ralph catches a beat down may be the last.

I’m about 20 pages behind, so it’s likely someone has already pointed this out: It would have been a good idea to decline the fight if someone else initiated the challenge. The problem with this rationalization is that HE was the one to challenge Aaron and threaten Jim.

Ethan, you need to remember that if you play with fire, you get cut. Being that you’re not the sharpest shed in the tool (and can’t spell for shit), I’m sure that quip went right over your gunt.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Milo has tagged in Sargon and Matt Jarbo to this tweet about tonight's Gamegate Killtream, I'm surprised Sargon would show up I thought he was doing well with his Lotus Eaters show and wouldn't want to be associated with Ralph anymore.
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I'm trying to figure out the joke. This is pathetic, even coming from the coal burning faggot.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm trying to figure out the joke. This is pathetic, even coming from the coal burning faggot.

Sargon is on the Killstream right now, LOL.

I gotta be honest, i get the feeling he's just feels pitty for Ralph, so he agreed to this mostly just to throw him a bone.

Ralph is basically being a vegetable, he doesn't really have anything to add to anything being said, its basically Milo and Sargon reminiscing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I tuned in for a couple of minutes. Ralph is just staring at his phone or something. Nothing but static upstairs.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

PSA: Some women don't get off from penetration alone and need clitoral stimulation with penetration.

I don't like agreeing with lolcows, but I dislike the thought of my kiwi brothers having bad sex information even more.

Whatever you say babydick

 

[Near]

I tuned in for a couple of minutes. Ralph is just staring at his phone or something. Nothing but static upstairs.

Well yeah guess what he's reading

 

[harmy.kook]

I'm glad the people in this thread were able to decode the Rage-Piglatin. I thought it said "oink oink oink I'm a rapist."

...Of course the rapist likes vaginal blood

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I’m about 20 pages behind, so it’s likely someone has already pointed this out: It would have been a good idea to decline the fight if someone else initiated the challenge. The problem with this rationalization is that HE was the one to challenge Aaron and threaten Jim.

Ethan, you need to remember that if you play with fire, you get cut. Being that you’re not the sharpest shed in the tool (and can’t spell for shit), I’m sure that quip went right over your gunt.

My point was for his own benefit, due to the risk of possible severe injury, what with parts of his skull being held together by medical implements, it was a good idea to decline. Of course, if pigtits wasn't out there running his mouth and challenging niggas to fights he can't possibly win, there wouldn't be a fight for him to pussy out of. Ralph is about as good with his hands as he is at maintaining sobriety or coherence. Fighting will never work out in his favor unless he's facing some quadriplegic in a motorized wheelchair. Even then, the shit might still come out a draw.

 

[repentance]

Is Ralph still hoping to get some from Elaine? I don't know if the UK allows pork imports.

She's like blood sausage: illegal to import in the US, perfectly fine for consumption in Latin America.

Go for it Ralph, give us demon baby no. 3 while she still bleeds!

Neither of them can afford to meet up, otherwise it would have already happened.


He will be disappointed when he finds out she is too underweight to menstruate. But with her piss fetish and his poo fetish I am sure they can find something in common.

I fully support Ethan Ralph and Elaine Miller getting married. They're like the ideal couple.

Elaine Guntler-Miller is in her future, she just hasn't accepted it yet.

I would happily contribute to a fund to get Elaine to Mexico.

Worst case Ralph got his hands on painkillers for his hip and it ends up a pillstream.

At least pillstreams are entertaining.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I can't believe that Ralph is fighting Magi-Chan for possession of his body and hasn't lost yet.

Noone is fighting for possession of that body. Hell, the registered owner is trying to kill it with booze and drugs.

 

[Scout Trooper]

It's a work hahahaha. He's actually been traveling in a covered wagon, pioneer-style, suckers. And in a drunken, pilled, raging fugue he's decided to stop watering his horses because horses are evil bitches, and so now they're dying, he's hungry, and he's lost in outlaw Mexican desert begging banditos to come hold the horse for him à la Blood Meridian.

You wish you had this real life, losers.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Five years ago this game would already be in beta.

 

[Kandinsky]

How

My point was for his own benefit, due to the risk of possible severe injury, what with parts of his skull being held together by medical implements, it was a good idea to decline. Of course, if pigtits wasn't out there running his mouth and challenging niggas to fights he can't possibly win, there wouldn't be a fight for him to pussy out of. Ralph is about as good with his hands as he is at maintaining sobriety or coherence. Fighting will never work out in his favor unless he's facing some quadriplegic in a motorized wheelchair. Even then, the shit might still come out a draw.

How can Ethan Ralph decline a fight that he started?

Edit: changed “he” to Ethan Ralph for specification.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

I'm trying to figure out the joke. This is pathetic, even coming from the coal burning faggot.

Hopefully Milo is going to kill himself and he just wants a bigger audience.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Milo has blackmail vids of Carl blowing him.

Not unlikely given that Jim/Milo/Sargon stream back in January 2016

 

[Lonely khan]

Not unlikely given that Jim/Milo/Sargon stream back in January 2016

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Yeah that's what I was referencing, Carl talks about his raging hard on from dressing like Jim while talking to Jim then starts kissing Milo.

This was undoubtedly the nexus of gamergate leadership; a flaming homosexual, a closeted biological cuckold stepfather and Jim who did not want GG to have leadership. (How did it this group fail to finally destroy leftism?)

If you enjoy lolcows you really have to bend the knee to GG. If Chris chan is the patient zero of lolcows than Gamergate was the infected airport railing at Thanksgiving turned superspeader event.

From your grifters like Quinn and Sarkeesian and Laci Green, to your predators like Peter coffin and Richard carrier, they were all fun to laugh at when you read your first 3rd wave manifesto. But they cannot compare to the self implosion of the Ethics in Video Games Journalism crowd; Donga's no show, Matt Jarbos youtube reports unveiling, Andy Warski's gun brandishing, Baked Alaska's 11 arrests, Ralph's existence, "Harmful Opinions Is GOD" and on and on it goes.

It gave us the liberalist/metokur slap fight that still is the funniest saga I have ever watched unfold in real time. Sure boogie faked cancer, sure keffals faked ... everything, sure Chris chan fucked his mom, but did any of them dress like the Applebee's waitstaff and burn a whole political party to the ground with their hubris while being pelted by fish in the face?

 

[Kandinsky]

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Do you think he will die of dysentery next?