Now that the pandemic is winding down and she got her precious IVIG it's time to move on to the big prize: neurosurgery.
But first she'll dance around like a mating bird without even her neck brace on.
And here's where i learned that not only does this self-absorbed amoeba have a Tiktok, she's had one since it was Musical.ly. I don't know why I didn't realize this was the case given that it is THE platform for annoying women who want to sing and dance at me. Let's do this. Her first video was back when she was Ursula.
We learn that time she was in pain rehab, she spent her time dancing around filming shorts because of course she did.
I am sparing you so much belting and wailing like a cat in heat.
I was hoping she showed videos of her at Shenandoah so we could get an idea how she was actually acting there but the account jumps from high school graduation to months after she shaved her head. Very gay. Anyway she really comes back to the account in late 2019 and lol yes, everything is fake. This is all performance, one you can't even bother to stay in character for.
she must have been called a faker a LOT.
Maybe because after claiming shes in agonizing pain and her head's about to fall off she does shit like this.
And this.
remember when she had gastroparesis and MALS? I'm sure brussels sprouts are fine for that.
This would be Sophie, blacked out on ketamine and doing tiktok dances from her infusion chair.
most of it is what we would expect: she constantly gives away that she's not in pain and has none of the problems she claims to have because like all of these attention-seekers, she can't resist doing the latest trending dance in the hopes of going viral. Especially if she's in any kind of medical setting.
"omg I have to wear this all the time!!!"
"lol jk!"
They seem to go away for most of the time and only show up when you're fiending for more drugs.
BUT THEY FUCKING DIDN'T. The students who went there in quarantine were at a huge disadvantage because they lost the very expertise and instruction they were paying for. They might have had a zoom dance class but they didn't have a dance teacher walking down the line, observing them in person and making tactile corrections to individual dancers to show them how the proper posture felt. They missed group rehearsals. They missed costuming workshops and going to see other students perform and master classes. Seniors missed their their opportunity to show off what they learned in four years at their senior shows which for many of them was very likely their last hurrah before they got tossed out into a world of people who do not care that they could sing and dance. This wasn't "accommodations." Anyone who actually wants to work in a performing arts field would understand why this was a huge detriment.
Yeah. You need a fucking wheelchair.
amazing that her super severe MCAS doesn't react to all her skincare goos.
This is a clip that says "people get exhausted trying to figure me out and I just let them." I'm sure most people reading this knew some kid who lied all the time over stupid shit and her parents would just say "she has a big imagination!" when people would question the fantasy she was spouting. This is what happens when that kid grows up and every adult around her is still willing to go along with it. She thinks everyone is as indulgent as her family and she is also much more clever and her lies much more subtle than they are, because her mother is paying for specialists around the country to assure her that they are. I almost feel bad writing this. Like you know when you hear about those rich white collar guys who go to some hunting preserve where a tame deer that's been hand-raised is trotted out for them? That's how i feel writing this.
Such terrible pain. Awful joint dislocations from her EDS. Balance problems from her CCI. What a shame this poor young girl is so limited by her disease.
Most of 2021 she's boring All she does is flail around to pop music, post 'informative" walls of text about her special diseases or whatever current political thing has temporarily caught her magpie attention, and have mommy upload pics of her unconscious from high dose drugs.
She's going through more than YOU will experience in your entire life!
Finally in April 2022 we get a photo of her on what looks like a private chartered flight saying she's made it to New York and they're fixing her bobble head.
According to her stories a 'very well known billionaire" donates their private plane for angel flights. This is for people who are actually very ill who can't fly commercial airlines and need to be seen by a specialist but are not so critically ill that they need an air ambulance. She's blown away that total strangers she lied to would let her have this luxury vacation when they could have been helping someone with an actual medical need.
She'll be getting intensive cervical traction and an ICP bolt then later she'll be getting a fusion. These won't fix her of course, but she needs to do it anyway because Dr. Moneybags said so. And we have an answer to who that is: Dr. Paolo Bolognese operates in New York.
I DID NOT KNOW WHAT AN ICP BOLT WAS UNTIL I SAW THIS. That's a BOLT in her fucking skull, drilled all the way into her skull, all the way through the bone, to monitor the pressure. For a disorder she knows she doesn't have.
And then they drilled other bolts in other parts of her skull for this contraption
She actually did a whole series of videos in her insta stories talking about the holes they were about to drill in her skull, because at first I thought this was not other bolts in her skull but some kind of clamp system. I was wrong. She's so frighteningly blasé while she talks about this shit. I won't upload the whole series because she goes on for 20 videos about this but the jist is they put her in traction, run a bunch of tests, that is how they figure out what position they should fuse her in, then soon she gets her zipper skull done.
And then she's silent for a long time. On tiktok she's posting her "it girl salads" of raw kale, lettuce, radish, skin-on cucumber, fennel, feta, sunflower seeds, and heavily seasoned chicken drowning in oily dressing. You know. Real easy to digest gastroparesis-friendly foods. It's almost like she can eat just fine or something,
So here's the part where I let you know that Sophie's no-longer-fat mom actually runs a weight loss program. Sophie's mom was a big fat fuck for almost all of Sophie's life and her only hobby or interest seems to have been her daughter.
In very early 2021 having gotten down closer to a healthy weight herself, Sophie confessed to her mother that she was terrified mom would die of fat like dad did. Mom joined a low carb weight loss group, lost over 100 lbs, and now runs her own company cheering on other people who want to lose weight following The Program. I'm happy they took it seriously but Sophie will have you believe she can barely eat soup and is just wasting away from her super serious digestive failure when it turns out she and mom live off possibly the single worst diet ever for a gastroparesis patient. Mom also talks a lot about how all of her health problems went away when she started The Program because it turns out being morbidly obese isn't very healthy and doesn't make you feel real good. Sophie experienced no such relief from losing half her body weight, the poor dear. Ketamine please!!!
(and they leave each other little weight loss motivators around the house to keep each other on track. The word is "knickers" Sophie.)
I guess it's hard to expand your vocab when you spend your whole life like this.
Sophie comes back in October to say that she needed fusion from her skull to C2 but she did not get cleared for the surgery because her blood isn't clotting enough and she might bleed out. More confirmation that it's Bolognese: she names Mount Sinai which is where that lunatics "Chairi EDS Center" is located.
Then nothing. She's boring. She posts about her toy drives, cancer kids, but nothing about herself. But Mom doesn't love the lack of mama bear activities to receive asspats for, I guess, because in 2023 she starts a Caring Bridge to talk about the surgery. At first she just posts pics of Sophie.
In April, Sophie announces she's ready to be butchered.
Her mom cheerfully lists the symptoms Sophie suffers from, many of which sound a lot like benzo abuse and withdrawal to me. Mom says this major surgery will not cure her, only slow the progression.
So mad that they have any minor barrier between them and this surgery that could leave them paralyzed or dead if the surgeon so much as twitches. In this case, her insurance didn't approve a scan she needed until late in the day so she had to spend her "distraction day" getting that done instead of frolicking in a lovely park like she planned. Excruciating pain and balance issues and sun allergy and all that.
Mom fills us in on the details of her surgery.
Recovery is going great except the hospital won't keep Sophie drugged to her liking. It's been a real thorn in their sides.
Amazing how many famous people this girl has gotten to meet through her "acting" and then her illness LARP. She's put on a continuous Precedex drip (like clonidine, the other drug Beata Kowalski wanted pumped into her daughter at all times)
Speaking of, in her more recent stories Sophie gave away that recently her ketamine dose has been reduced by 2/3rds. I'd say it's because she lost weight so she doesn't need as much but Hanna was giving over a gram to underweight 10 year old Maya Kowalski and 800mg to Natalia Rijos when she was at her lowest weight (which I'd estimate was around 120lbs) before the Kowalski trial started. I think our boy is scared.
Mom is OUTRAGED that the hospital plans to switch ALL of Sophie's pain management to oral doses and ship them out. WTF?! Can't they see her precious discomfort intolerant baby
deserves to be drugged until she stops breathing in her sleep just like dad did?! She threatens to "exercise Sophie's right to appeal the discharge" (and we learn mom used to be a hospital case manager!) The hospital capitulates. She gets ketamine and IVIG while hospitalized and sleeps through life some more.
On May 20 we get the big reveal of her zipper skull.
Sophie also posts on the Caringbridge to let people know she doesn't have the "bandwidth" to talk about this because of her Medical PTSD from not getting drugged to the brink of death on demand. This is the last post.
before her surgery she could NEVER go out without her wheelchair or walker and passing out a bunch of times. Uh huh, thats why we saw you flailing all over the place on Tiktok?
Metal. Literally.
Adam Levine is yet another pop star?
She's recently posted a pic of her healed scar.
I actually found Sophie right after the surgery and was excited to see where she was going with this one. Another Bolognese fail who had endless complications and revisions? Gunning for the full spinal fusion? A few months ago she posted that the hardware was failing from "EDS-related osteopenia" and it looked like she was revving up for another surgery saga, a custom wheelchair, something fun. She posted about how she was back in the brace full time. I was ready to go where ever she wanted to take me.
But politics must ruin everything I have ever enjoyed and this is no different. In October when the sandpeople war broke out, Sophie fell hard on team Israel for obvious reasons. This whole time she had been posting about the Heart Association and the charity events she helped organize for them. After October, her attention switched to a camp in Israel for kids with disabilities, Jordan River Village. Her hundreds of stories about her very special health problems, the heart association posts, everything switched over to endless sperging about Israel. Because the official correct answer as dictated by social media is "Free Palestine" this has put her at odds with the audience of woke seagulls she cultivated for five years, making her an evil Zio worthy of destruction.
I keep waiting for her to come back to posting publicly about her health but every time I peek in it's ''donate to build bomb shelters in Israel" or war updates. These are her stories from a single day. Man I just wanna know if your head fell off yet.
And so we pull the trigger and say goodnight to Sophie. I'm damn sure she's still wasting IVIG and munching away behind the scenes, but just not letting me see and mock it. Goodnight, Sophie. I hope you end up with some truly awful immune disease triggered by IVIG abuse and there's no cure and it's also very very painful.
I wonder if the reality of what she has done to her body has hit her yet.
