"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

he's literally messaged me on twitter and sent me voice messages, he does this constantly. I don't know why. 🤷
Keemstar gets pissy if you don't immediately talk with him in a way that's at his frantic pace. For example he got pissy at DSP because he did not want to have a twitter reply conversation, or phonecall, but rather an e-mail. He loves to make all his deals urgent, which should be a giveaway to how business with him looks.
 
i learned from Runescape scammers as a teenager that anyone trying to pressure you into doing things quickly is trying to stop you from thinking clearly
You have to keep in mind that him and Ethan Klein are two sides of one shit stained coin, and they both have very blatant connections to YT and some other platforms to get their way, including banning, demonetizing people, doing things at higher priority etc. It's just the shoe's on the other foot, but the means of being sleazy are the same.

For the love of god don't do business with him.
 
Keemstar gets pissy if you don't immediately talk with him in a way that's at his frantic pace. For example he got pissy at DSP because he did not want to have a twitter reply conversation, or phonecall, but rather an e-mail. He loves to make all his deals urgent, which should be a giveaway to how business with him looks.
The average Keemstar response when he gets criticized: "BUT BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE MULTIPLE BUSINESSES THAT HAVE MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND THAT I WAS POPULAR IN 2016. GET OWNED HATER."
 
Fucking up to date again!

Loved the DSP session. I'm not particularly aware of the DSP lore, I mostly like the "he survived another one" memes and know that he falls into the realm of eccentric. But he didn't seem anything particularly worse than I've seen from other internet personalities. I do agree that in your search to be more "known" you should do content like that. Assuming PPP and Warski are game, I honestly think one angle is going to the Casino more frequently even if it's purely to just shoot the shit. Also, another vote for you playing Dustborn.

As for going deeper into the "get money" part. I'm sorry to say that though I know a good chunk of your lore, I'm not aware of certain minutia. I know that you are not allowed access to bank processors, but what I don't know is what caused the blanket ban, this I'd like to know mostly from a purely curiosity standpoint, kind of also curious on why you left the US, I've always assumed it was due to the trannies going to your house to threaten your mother and you.

Anyway, making money. I honestly think you could have a bit of a candid show. Hell, you already have one, but having some guests come over and having some back and forth would be a good format you could try to aim for. I mean, maybe get Turkey Tom in MATI or have PPP come to your side or whatever and have an episode focused on a cows story, but with somebody to bounce with. For example, one of your videos I remember most fondly is the Justin RPG one, bring anybody into your show that doesn't know what Justin's deal is, and as long as that person has entertaining reactions, that shit writes itself.

Also, I know the big fucking bucks are in politisperging, but avoid that shit like the plague, you fall too much into no mans land to get clear backing from the main "pillars" of grift and it reeks of very disgusting favor exchanges. Also, we all know you are incredibly adamant on where you stand on certain topics and you simply could not stick to the grift script for any length of time. I imagine you have 0 interest in that content anyway, but I just don't think you could bullshit your way through it without turning your soul into a husk.

That is another thing, if you wish to have internet fwiends, you may end up in "You owe me, I owe you" situations and you will need to be ready to deal with them in a way that doesn't turn everything into a forest fire but without compromising on uncompromisables.

As for the interviews with aligned journos.... assuming you have vetted the fuck out of them and know it's not bullshit, go for it, but also try to make it less about the farms and more about you. At least for a few of them. You have had a very interesting life and I think that's another way to sell yourself. Not many can say they have lived through most of eastern Europe and has figured out how to do full hosting and server protection infrastructure by being self taught. People find that shit fascinating or at least I do. Also, talk about cheese, that's a winner topic.

EDIT: Also, ask to get paid for shit. I don't know if you got anything from the DSP interview, but next time agree to a payment, you are giving your time after all. Same deal with interviews. I don't expect you to get thousands per appearance, far from it, but a few bucks showing that you put some worth to your time is definitely worth considering. And expect whoever you invite to have the same thought process.
 
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Loved the DSP session. I'm not particularly aware of the DSP lore, I mostly like the "he survived another one" memes and know that he falls into the realm of eccentric. But he didn't seem anything particularly worse than I've seen from other internet personalities. I do agree that in your search to be more "known" you should do content like that. Assuming PPP and Warski are game, I honestly think one angle is going to the Casino more frequently even if it's purely to just shoot the shit. Also, another vote for you playing Dustborn.

Phil is a pretty normal washed up griftoid type, a lot of what gets him trolled is simply the long term 'detractors' have made it a habit. ...but there are a few things that contribute. Notice how PPP was like "Just 'lie' bud and tell us that you are FormTheRafters" because Phil is delusional and thinks denial will work even when everyone has him dead to rights. This is a pattern with Phil, he is all excuses and denials all the time and he will constantly be caught doubling down on lies.

He also makes a big stink about not trusting anyone, because of the detractors... yet when he talks about his thread he is annoyed with how people are warning him to keep PPP at arms length and he is laughing them off. Meanwhile anyone who has watched 2 episodes of Kino knows that you can't trust PPP as far as you can throw him (not very far at all).... and you can clearly see that PPP has made himself into Phils handler.... and when PPP decides he is done with this new toy Phil is going to plummet back down like a boulder (king).
 
the kiwi farms


cheaper cost of living (see above)
That straightforward huh... And if I may ask, int he same way the ho ho holocaust got your banned from Russian hosting, what part of the farms itself was alleged as a just cause for Master Card and Visa to fuck you over?
 
what part of the farms itself was alleged as a just cause for Master Card and Visa to fuck you over?

you will never know who, what, when, where, or why. you have no appeals. you have no way to litigate it. something in the big black box of american finance pulls the plug and that's just your life.
 
Wagey dies in cagy, body not discovered for 4 days:
Would they have noticed if she was 30 seconds late instead?

I read about this guy. Gets on the MTA here, dies. Six hours he rides the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around LA. People on and off, sitting next to him.
Nobody notices.
 
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