Concord - robots with pronouns

The name of the Week 2 Cutscene claims to be a reference to art production, but it comes off as someone forgetting to do their job:

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Tyler Wilde of PC Gamer made a clickbait article about how it's bad to gravedance on Concord and Firewalk Studios, but ignores the facts that the Firewalk Studios devs are attacking gamers over criticism and how bad it is.
This is made exceptionally funny by their review taking glee in mercilessly raking the game across the coals. The reviewer gave weird fellatio to the lore dumps for some reason but everything else took a fucking beating, including the character designs being compared to "Battleborn wash-outs".
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I'm pretty sure it's been proven that that quote is fake and gay. Herman Hulst absolutely believes it tho.
they absolutely believed this would be the next live service smash hit, they wouldn’t have bought the studio, created weekly animated lore shorts, or made custom controllers if they thought they weren’t going to even break quad digits on release
 
There is a section where there are "voices" that say meanie things such as "We should do your own research" and "The pizza is a front". Apparently the source of the super powers in this universe is the fact people spread fake news, which caused a "wave" of something that infected people giving them the ability to alter reality with their voices.
Why would they take the piss out of people trying to learn for themselves?
they absolutely believed this would be the next live service smash hit, they wouldn’t have bought the studio, created weekly animated lore shorts, or made custom controllers if they thought they weren’t going to even break quad digits on release
Don't forget the amazon prime series that SNOY has bought Concord into
Fuck. Steve Merchant has let himself go
 
Cuckcord is boring, old, and lame. Let's focus on Fairgames instead.

Haven Studios​


Haven Entertainment Studios Inc. (doing business as Haven Studios and also referred to as simply as Haven) is a Canadian game development studio based in Montreal, Quebec. It was founded in March 2021 by video game producer Jade Raymond, and was acquired by Sony Interactive Entertainment the following year. It is part of Sony's PlayStation Studios.

Haven Studios was founded by Raymond following the closure of Google's in-house game development teams in February 2021, and it comprises of former employees of Google's Stadia initiative as well as Ubisoft. The studio's debut title is to be Fairgames, a competitive heist game for PlayStation 5 and PC. In addition to its work as a primary developer, Haven also provides technical support to other live-service titles such as Firewalk Studios's Concord.

Jesus Christ. Ex-Ubisoft, Ex-Stadia, the fucking whore who sucked her way into the top Jade Raymond, never released a game in their existence but helped develop Cuckcord.
 
Don't forget the amazon prime series that SNOY has bought Concord into
I have a feeling the game is going to be completely forgoten before that episode comes out (even it it ends up being episode one), wonder how many people roast the episode if it does come out (let alone people thinking it's something original to the series)
 
I wonder if this failure is going to wake sony up? This really is fucking colossal and hard to ignore. I know this isn't the first woke game to run at a loss / be heavily promoted, but it seems this proves even endless advertising has its limits.
Maybe its optimistic, but I'd like to think even the densest / most stubborn people would learn after ENOUGH pain
 
I wonder if this failure is going to wake sony up? This really is fucking colossal and hard to ignore. I know this isn't the first woke game to run at a loss / be heavily promoted, but it seems this proves even endless advertising has its limits.
Maybe its optimistic, but I'd like to think even the densest / most stubborn people would learn after ENOUGH pain
lol, lmao even
 
I wonder if this failure is going to wake sony up? This really is fucking colossal and hard to ignore. I know this isn't the first woke game to run at a loss / be heavily promoted, but it seems this proves even endless advertising has its limits.
Maybe its optimistic, but I'd like to think even the densest / most stubborn people would learn after ENOUGH pain
I fully expect them to shout that it's the gamers who are wrong. I'm expecting more articles trying to shame us into playing it, and then shaming us for letting it die.
 
there's actually some demand since payday shat the bed, but
>competetive

that just screams e-sport extraction shooter/CTF shit
It'll be a good time watching Fairgames and Marathon race to the absolute nadir of creatively bankrupt high budget trend chasing. Sony doesn't even need to have a dogshit machine with piss poor adoption when they're losing hundreds of millions on DoA slop titles.

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