Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Peaches Demure]

Sadly no images to accompany this account, but the visuals are still hilarious.

I bring you...

The Diaper Dog!

I'm post-op ALT phallo. Had my surgeries about 4 years ago (hysto, vaginectomy, phallo, UL, glansplasty & scrotoplasty but no implants).

In other words, there's absolutely no way to go back for this pooner. She's essentially had her entire reproductive system scooped out of her and replaced it with a useless piece of rolled up leg-skin... which isn't even in the correct place.

I've recently noticed that my penis is positioned a little too low on my crotch area. I don't know if it was always there or if it slowly moved down because of the weight of my hanging penis (for the first year I wore boxers, so I didn't have much support).

Yeah, we've seen what this looks like. The weight of the rotdog literally tugs on the skin of the woman's groin because it's just a useless flesh roll with no internal support structure.

It's harder to wear underwear and pants because my penis hangs lower than most penises. When I walk, my penis ends up falling down low in my briefs and just folds up between my thighs and it feels like I'm walking around with a diaper.

ROFL How fucking big is this thing??

I've tried those underwears where you can put your penis in a sleeve to try and gain more support, but my penis still ends up coming out of the hole and falling back down over time, giving me the diaper feeling again.

Hey, at least it has sensation... Oh wait.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1f301nk/is_your_penis_positioned_too_low_i_think_mine_is/

 

[Squishie PP]

Sadly no images to accompany this account, but the visuals are still hilarious.

I bring you...

The Diaper Dog!

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In other words, there's absolutely no way to go back for this pooner. She's essentially had her entire reproductive system scooped out of her and replaced it with a useless piece of rolled up leg-skin... which isn't even in the correct place.



Yeah, we've seen what this looks like. The weight of the rotdog literally tugs on the skin of the woman's groin because it's just a useless flesh roll with no internal support structure.



ROFL How fucking big is this thing??



Hey, at least it has sensation... Oh wait.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1f301nk/is_your_penis_positioned_too_low_i_think_mine_is/

NO REFUNDS

 

[Hubelublub]

Sadly no images to accompany this account, but the visuals are still hilarious.

I bring you...

The Diaper Dog!

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Is your penis too low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow . . .

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Folds up between my thighs ?!?!?!?! The mind boggles

 

[goat sneed]

We have been graced with another horrific amhole that's coming apart at the seams and spitting out hairballs and slimy dead skin:

Genuinely looks like a roast beef sandwich, but with necroticing fasciitis. Or a chicken thigh fillet past sell-by-date. I have no idea how you can look at this shit and still have the need to ask whether it looks okay.

Looks Okay for 2 weeks

And here are the other eunuchs to convince you that hacking off your balls for the cult of gender was a good idea.

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Let me take a wild guess and say this person didn't think it looked okay.

And oh boy the coping...

Hi! Im just gonna take a moment! It's early on, and overall my body feels fine!

It's still early so nobody can tell whether this cadaver will turn into a functional vagina or not.

There's no real pain associated with it, and it's not like my whole body is coming undone!

"I just had a complete resectioning of my pelvic floor, willingly sterilized myself and am left with a rotting wound on what used to be my scrotum. But it's not like I was mutilated or anything."

That being said, this response is the exact reason i posted anonymously!

Because normal people run away when you tell them you had your dick cut off?

You should try going through the process and then having input.

LOL, you can't tell what a dead junk looks like unless you've cut your own dick off.

But besides that, i would rather have absolutely NOTHING than a penis and so no matter what, i won't regret anything!

Well this is normal and sane. Completely unlike those crazies on Jerry Springer who cut off their own limbs. Now this is stunning and brave.
I'm glad he'd rather have "NOTHING" because that's exactly what he has now.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It’s a good job the dude apparently doesn’t have any feeling in his hacked up cloaca, cos that’s the only reason he’s not feeling any pain.

As for Ms Diaper Dick - take heart, you’ll always have something comfy to sit on, right? No need of a cushion. Good job rotdogs are mostly numb too.

 

[Cuckoman]

I am not clicking on the link to diaper-dicks reddit thread,
but has anyone yet told him that this is normal and happens to real men to.
Normal XY males with large dicks also sometimes need surgery to move the dick when it has wandered off to the wrong location due to its weight.

I mean the trannies always tell eachother that hairballs growing inside the amhole is perfectly normal and happens to normal women too, so why not tell him that this is a common problem for men too?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

so my take on why these guys and gals do zero research, no prep work, and dont follow through with basic cleaning is this: one of the many crimes of the trans cult is that it preys upon low IQ, heavily autistic retards. chris chan is a prime example of this. very retarded,very autistic, very naive and trusting. also way too passive and meek to raise any serious question when it comes to discussing things with a doctor. chris chan really is the poster child for the autistic to trans pipeline.

so it is simply they are dumb autistic guys/girls. even non troon autistic men and women have a problem with basic hygiene and taking care of themselves. are you really surprised when a person like that gets a surgery and does zero after care of it?

She says she's not had UL done, so I guess she still pees from her original equipment.

Oh, and she's already had one infection/severe health scare that required in-patient hospital care:

Spoiler: Post op redness help

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Seems like her floptube and single neuticle are already working hard to kill her.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1cl70px/post_op_redness_help/

looking at the picture, i am surprised it isnt a constant never ending infection. there is no way she could possibly pee and not get urine all over it. look at how it is positioned, unless she held it up with her hand it is going to be right in the pee stream.

"I do think it would be neat to be able to stand peeing up" -- did I read that correctly? am I having a stroke? but also "it would be neat" LOL

i swear, peeeing standing up seems to be a big thing with pooners. id recommend they get one of these and call it a day. no need for life altering surgery.

more importantly, they invented gunpowder. Without it, the USA wouldn't be the greatest country of all time

i honestly think guns are so ingrained into american DNA that if someone went back in time to stop the Chinese inventing gunpowder, an american would retroactively step up and invent gunpowder in order to fulfill the genetic predisposition to guns simply because that is required as part of america. if gunpowder wasnt real, americans would invent it anyway.

 

[Slur Generator]

i swear, peeeing standing up seems to be a big thing with pooners. id recommend they get one of these and call it a day. no need for life altering surgery.

Alternatively just tilt your pelvis, spread the lips and piss with force

 

[Fapcop]

Ah, another well constructed rotdog it sounds like!



Let’s take a look at this wonder of modern medicine, shall we?

Spoiler

Voila! Male perfection!

 

[TexasRanger]

The "Pee buddy" is actually something I can imagine getting if 1. I was a woman 2.travelling to some country with questionable hygienic standards like i.e some Muslim country that is not i.e the UAE.

 

[SpaceAce]

Normal XY males with large dicks also sometimes need surgery to move the dick when it has wandered off to the wrong location due to its weight.

Ah yes, I too have suffered the very common male affliction of "Wandering Dick Syndrome" and I find sometimes the "Centering Flute" the doctor prescribed me, you know the one you play to lure your penis back into position like the pied piper? Yeah I find that doesn't always work so sometimes I light fire crackers at my own feet and have to scare it back up my pelvis.

I'm not sure why they wouldn't know this already though, surely they've all read up on how phallo is done and know that the dulcet tones of the surgeons "Nerve Whistle" to awaken the arm's dick cells and tells the body of the new flesh rolls purpose and responsibilities.
Between that and their nightly "Boner Chants" and the yoga poses that encourage the dead and rotting tissue in their fake balls to start producing semen they all should have perfectly functioning phalluses identical to any cis dick!

 

[Potato Burrito]

I bring you...

The Diaper Dog!

Love these replies. The first one, specifically. If butchers are telling you no it's too dangerous, perhaps you should listen, little pooner. Fuck that, doctor shop!


Wildboy1721 here also has a low hanger:

Went searching her profile for pics of the origami dong, sadly none but did find this explanation of how she kept her lil dood at a 90° angle post-op:



"Just a cool dude wearing fanny pack"

Edit @Peaches Demure ah I'm a dumdum I was looking in the wrong place for rottie pics on her profile

 

[PedalTwo]

She says she's not had UL done, so I guess she still pees from her original equipment.

Oh, and she's already had one infection/severe health scare that required in-patient hospital care:

Spoiler: Post op redness help

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Seems like her floptube and single neuticle are already working hard to kill her.

whoops deleted a repost. Anyway, that looks like a blood infection. Shits gonna kill more of them.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Wildboy1721 here also has a low hanger:
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Went searching her profile for pics of the origami dong, sadly none but did find this explanation of how she kept her lil dood at a 90° angle post-op:

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"Just a cool dude wearing fanny pack"

I made a post about wildboy1721 just a few days ago. She has not had UL and if anything, her 'dog sits higher than a "cis penis" would, so I don't know what she's talking about.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ah, another well constructed rotdog it sounds like!

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Let’s take a look at this wonder of modern medicine, shall we?

Spoiler

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Voila! Male perfection!

what is with pooners and coke can dicks? not only do they look so unnatural, but when some of these pooners have fantasy about penetration with them, i cant imagine a coke can dick is all that appealing for anyone except for bad dragon users.

that comes off as a troll post. honestly i can believe it is genuine, because clown world. but im not going to be shocked if this person is trolling. still hilarious either way.

 

[Brain Power]

Ah, another well constructed rotdog it sounds like!

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Let’s take a look at this wonder of modern medicine, shall we?

Spoiler

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Voila! Male perfection!

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[Paper Machete]

I think there is "cosmetic" stuff they do in a different surgery or something after the initial installation. Which is why some of them are featureless coke cans for a bit. They shrink a bit so it makes sense they'd do that before trying to make it look more natural. At least this is what I've gathered. None of that makes it look more natural, of course. But they get a sticker for effort.

 

[Lady Farishta]

i swear, peeeing standing up seems to be a big thing with pooners.

yeah, it is. the "it would be neat" is just so comical--"it would be neat so let me have a serious, life-altering surgery"

but my real point was ... it should be "to be able to pee standing up" not "stand peeing up" -- that's some wacky English there

 

[Fapcop]

I think there is "cosmetic" stuff they do in a different surgery or something after the initial installation. Which is why some of them are featureless coke cans for a bit. They shrink a bit so it makes sense they'd do that before trying to make it look more natural. At least this is what I've gathered. None of that makes it look more natural, of course. But they get a sticker for effort.

Yeah, I think they call it “debulking” (or deboning?) where they take some of the width off.

The fake head is constructed through something called a “glansoplasty” I believe, though it’s likely to flatten after a while.

What’s wild with this pooner is that she apparently believes that “she’s not sure if she needs debulking”.

These chicks have never seen a peen irl.

Love these replies. The first one, specifically. If butchers are telling you no it's too dangerous, perhaps you should listen, little pooner. Fuck that, doctor shop!

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Wildboy1721 here also has a low hanger:
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Went searching her profile for pics of the origami dong, sadly none but did find this explanation of how she kept her lil dood at a 90° angle post-op:

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"Just a cool dude wearing fanny pack"

Edit @Peaches Demure ah I'm a dumdum I was looking in the wrong place for rottie pics on her profile

BRB!

Off to r/phallo to write a story about how as a post op pooner, I did the fanny pack trick, but encountered a group of college republican frat bros, who demanded to know what was in my fanny pack, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Maybe put something in there about how one of them called out: “BROS! That’s not a cool dude, THATS A WOMAN!”

Gonna put the fear of god in those pooners!