India: The Videogame
-Level 1: "Do the needful". Wake up and have to take a massive shit in the street. It takes 20 full minutes for a shit because your system is so backed up, but if shop owners see you doing it you instantly lose and have to restart. Plan ahead and try to find the designated street, this part of the game is a puzzle because the street isn't actually designated because they don't want to admit things are that bad.
-Level 2: Take a train to your tech scam job, without getting electrocuted. Time the jump just right when the train starts moving to get on without paying, which is the only way to complete the level since you have no money, if you miss you get run over by the train and die. Leap from train to train in high production value hollywood style action sequences at just the right time, or get electrocuted.
-If you die at any time on this or any level, the camera cuts to other Indians who see you died but they don't gasp or care, and then the camera pans over to a new Indian who also doesn't have a name and just simply takes your place. So you have infinite lives basically.
-Level 3: Scam grandmas out of their life savings by lying, in order to lie successfully you have to click on a swinging pendulum at the right time or something. The words result hovers up on the screen to show you were successful, like "MAAM THIS IS VINDOWS CALLING YOUR COMPUTER HAS WHYRUS". The things the grandma says are garbled to fully simulate your character not actually being able to speak english.
-Boss of level 3: Kitboga shows up and you have to guess which one of the grandmas he is, guess wrong and waste 1 hour, if 8 hours are wasted, your boss fires you and you lose the game and have to restart (no continues, fuck you)
-Level 4: Shill for India on white websites without being paid in your free time, the level is a visual manifestation of word psychology, ie you have to click spinning words to find the best lies to shill. Go up against groundbreaking AI technology that has been trained to laugh at the Indian word salad that you just made which indirectly generated mad libs style errors and tells you to fuck off and go shit in the street
-Secret bonus level: Drive an ATV in India's Mt. Everest trash pile and catch huge air and do backflips for points
-Level 5: Lie your way into an H1-B job and play a stealth ripoff like Hitman where you have to make it to America without divulging your true identity. Kill other jeets and steal their ID cards for points.
-Level 6: Run from ICE. It's 8 months later and you are 2 months past your work Visa, ICE is hot on your ass and you have to sprint through cities, Mirror's Edge style, while being chased by ICE
Hard mode: Republicans are back in power and you're not running from Democrat-ICE, but Republican-ICE
-Level 7: The Trial. Media shitstorm, and wasting America's public taxpayer dollars for a worthless trial. Ripoff of "Ace Attorney". Gaslight everyone into fooling them you didn't do a bunch of shit, even though it is all on camera, for points. Extend the trial by finding democrats who will go to the media and shout RACISM! Find libtards by identifying them by their pink and blue hair to support your completely wrong and worthless cause.
Final boss:
The camera zooms out and shows that there are now two exact copies of India, one of them used to be America that you turned into India 2.0 and is now shitty. You have to choose which is the real India or else you lose. Oh wait, you're fucked either way now because both would be shitholes in that case, so the game just ends and sends your IP to ICE
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