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The masses of pre-modern India were much less familiar with the Vedas compared to the masses of the pre-modern Christian and Muslim worlds with the Bible and the Quran respectively. At most, your average jeet back then heard about a bastardized version of a part of the Vedas through oral tales, but that’s it.Here’s my deal, and why Indians uniquely disappoint me.
Have any of you read The Mahabharata? It is the longest ancient epic and it is so absolutely fucking metal and awesome that Bhima alone is one of the biggest goons in all of literature and I legit get inspired to wrestle any time I think of his story. It’s full of men breaking demons backs by bashing them against trees, shooting arrows through pinholes to win the hand of a princess, gods dueling like planets clashing and kingdoms rising and falling. It is so fucking epic and incredibly old.
And India, having this crazy fucking awesome story as part of their faith, has produced nothing but what you see before you today. Are you fucking kidding me.
Yeah there’s some weird Indian shit in there, mostly about multiple wives, but it was written thousands of years ago so that’s understandable. What’s not understandable is how you straight up worship Hanuman, the perfectly celibate god of strength itself, who carries mountains on his back and wrestles demons and gods alike to submission, and don’t learn a single fucking thing about discipline and strength from that.
You worship Ganesha, the god of wisdom who legends say dictated the ancient epics on the sole condition that the scribe must truly understand each verse before the next was given, and you didn’t learn a single fucking thing about wisdom and patience from that.
It’s like if we took the legend of Hercules and thought, ok, the moral of the story is to kill our wives. Like come the fuck on you have thousands of years of lessons to draw upon and not a single fucking one stuck bro how do you even manage that?!
Meanwhile, even with literacy being a privilege of the elite before the early modern era, Christians were still familiar with the Bible through the preaching of priests (and after the Protestant Reformation, theology increasingly became democratized and literacy increased in Protestant areas as the masses were taught how to read so that they can read the Bible). There was a rich oral tradition of reciting parts or even all the Quran in all aspects of life that developed throughout the Muslim world and it still exists to this day. The Sinic civilizations placed an especially strong emphasis on scholarly activities, and the elites of those civilizations can all be assumed to be familiar with the Chinese, Buddhist, and/or local classics, and even your average East Asian was very familiar of the teachings of Confucius and/or the Buddha. The only parts of the world that were and/or are less cultured and literate than India were the Pre-Columbian Americas, Aboriginal Australia, and Sub-Saharan Africa. To this day, I don’t believe most jeets have read the Vedas at all, they are more familiar with Bollywood slop and pornography if anything.










