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babyDunk said:
Why do indians like tesla's so much? Anecdotally, i have noticed Tesla drivers have a large indian userbase
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They don't actually own the Tesla most of the time
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Jeets loves status and believes that more expensive=status and that means white women will care and do the needful

Secondly, Indians worship Elon Musk and above him is Grok, the new Hindu god that rivals Vishnu.
 
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pippy said:
Jeets loves status and believes that more expensive=status and that means white women will care and do the needful
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Half of indian tiktok corroborates this to a cartoonish degree


Edit: You can MATI rate me all you want Staticness, it won't make me forget things I've directly seen with my own eyes.
 
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pippy said:
They don't actually own the Tesla most of the time
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Jeets loves status and believes that more expensive=status and that means white women will care and do the needful

Secondly, Indians worship Elon Musk and above him is Grok, the new Hindu god that rivals Vishnu.
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And thirdly, because they don’t know how to drive. Tesla’s self-driving feature, no matter how flawed, is critical for them to be able to get around.
 
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My mate in Canada just had a jeet added to his audit team. Within two days he had somehow managed to corrupted the entire audit file of a major client costing the company about 3 months of work and several thousand dollars. He apparently wasn't even assigned to the client so nobody knows what the fuck he was doing. Needless to say that it might actually tank the firm as my mate is refusing to redo the work unless he is compensated extra for doing so and if the client ends the contact because of a delay it's a major loss of revenue.
 
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The Hungry African said:
My mate in Canada just had a jeet added to his audit team. Within two days he had somehow managed to corrupted the entire audit file of a major client costing the company about 3 months of work and several thousand dollars. He apparently wasn't even assigned to the client so nobody knows what the fuck he was doing. Needless to say that it might actually tank the firm as my mate is refusing to redo the work unless he is compensated extra for doing so and if the client ends the contact because of a delay it's a major loss of review.
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Like I said, Indians have reverse midas touch. Everything they touch turns to shit.
 
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Slur Generator said:
Im trying to think of good indians and i really cant.
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What about Chandrasekhara Raman?

The Hungry African said:
My mate in Canada just had a jeet added to his audit team. Within two days he had somehow managed to corrupted the entire audit file of a major client costing the company about 3 months of work and several thousand dollars
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There must be some kind of "burn the coal, pay the toll" equivalent for jeets.
 
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Here’s my deal, and why Indians uniquely disappoint me.
Have any of you read The Mahabharata? It is the longest ancient epic and it is so absolutely fucking metal and awesome that Bhima alone is one of the biggest goons in all of literature and I legit get inspired to wrestle any time I think of his story. It’s full of men breaking demons backs by bashing them against trees, shooting arrows through pinholes to win the hand of a princess, gods dueling like planets clashing and kingdoms rising and falling. It is so fucking epic and incredibly old.
And India, having this crazy fucking awesome story as part of their faith, has produced nothing but what you see before you today. Are you fucking kidding me.
Yeah there’s some weird Indian shit in there, mostly about multiple wives, but it was written thousands of years ago so that’s understandable. What’s not understandable is how you straight up worship Hanuman, the perfectly celibate god of strength itself, who carries mountains on his back and wrestles demons and gods alike to submission, and don’t learn a single fucking thing about discipline and strength from that.
You worship Ganesha, the god of wisdom who legends say dictated the ancient epics on the sole condition that the scribe must truly understand each verse before the next was given, and you didn’t learn a single fucking thing about wisdom and patience from that.
It’s like if we took the legend of Hercules and thought, ok, the moral of the story is to kill our wives. Like come the fuck on you have thousands of years of lessons to draw upon and not a single fucking one stuck bro how do you even manage that?!
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Here’s my deal, and why Indians uniquely disappoint me.
Have any of you read The Mahabharata? It is the longest ancient epic and it is so absolutely fucking metal and awesome that Bhima alone is one of the biggest goons in all of literature and I legit get inspired to wrestle any time I think of his story. It’s full of men breaking demons backs by bashing them against trees, shooting arrows through pinholes to win the hand of a princess, gods dueling like planets clashing and kingdoms rising and falling. It is so fucking epic and incredibly old.
And India, having this crazy fucking awesome story as part of their faith, has produced nothing but what you see before you today. Are you fucking kidding me.
Yeah there’s some weird Indian shit in there, mostly about multiple wives, but it was written thousands of years ago so that’s understandable. What’s not understandable is how you straight up worship Hanuman, the perfectly celibate god of strength itself, who carries mountains on his back and wrestles demons and gods alike to submission, and don’t learn a single fucking thing about discipline and strength from that.
You worship Ganesha, the god of wisdom who legends say dictated the ancient epics on the sole condition that the scribe must truly understand each verse before the next was given, and you didn’t learn a single fucking thing about wisdom and patience from that.
It’s like if we took the legend of Hercules and thought, ok, the moral of the story is to kill our wives. Like come the fuck on you have thousands of years of lessons to draw upon and not a single fucking one stuck bro how do you even manage that?!
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A part of me thinks that India has been on a downward spiral for the past 500 years.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Like come the fuck on you have thousands of years of lessons to draw upon and not a single fucking one stuck bro how do you even manage that?!
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Indian grammarian Panini described Sanskrit using a highly sophisticated metalanguage and phonological inventory because the retards around him couldn't stop fucking up the Vedas. Unfortunately for Indians, it took the Europeans to apply his technique to other languages.
 
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