Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[SporksForEvil]

I'm lucky to have a close friend who isn't super active online but does share my distaste for the gender ideology that's forced its way into almost every aspect of our culture, and one day we just so happened to be discussing true crime cases over a coffee and naturally Dahmer came up... so I casually mentioned "by the way there's this crazy woman on the internet who identifies as non binary and believes she can talk to ghosts... and she loves Dahmer so much she believes she's married to his ghost". She was intrigued - she's just as fascinated by weird shit like that as I am, though the otherkin stuff was harder to explain, since she never really spent much time on websites like Tumblr where it first took off, however she does know how absurd the gender cult can get (as we both had the misfortune of dealing with an annoying tranny around the time we became friends) so wasn't surprised that someone like Staph would also identify as a gnome, a fern and a demon on top of all her gender/sexuality labels.

i have a similar thing with my tard trio, although we dont really have a "distaste" for modern gender ideology, more of general apathy for it. we mostly only really pay attention to it when bad people identify as shit like this whore does.
i know im powerleveling here (sidenote: am i using that term right?) but as someone who identifies as one of the crazier gender identities (genderfluid) i fully believe that these new "xenogenders" and the like are absolutely ridiculous and just being used as ways for cis white women to feel oppressed and rape their way into the community. white women cant say "nigger", "faggot", or "tranny" without getting weird looks, so they have to compensate
(sidenote 2; electric boogaloo: more powerleveling, but i really dont believe in gender (as in the social phenomenon of placing people into individual buckets, not that i dont believe in sex), i feel like every role should be able to be filled by any person without judgement, outside of sports and the like.)

 

[Meowzers]

i have a similar thing with my tard trio, although we dont really have a "distaste" for modern gender ideology, more of general apathy for it. we mostly only really pay attention to it when bad people identify as shit like this whore does

i am a faggot pronoun-respecter in real life and i respect the T in LGBT, if they aren't gross and weird (but i wouldn't respect a cis person if they were gross and weird too, +1 for equal rights). Kiwifarms is where i get to let out my frustration for this fucking community though because i am just so fucking Done with them sometimes. and sometimes you just need to call someone a retard or faggot with no consequences, you know? i don't care i'm "literally acting like a TERF" when i refuse to consider creeps like chris chan or yaniv women, and i will never take staph seriously as he/they/athyr/gnomeself dahmerphile pissgender ghostsexual. sorry, my fellow queermos, i just like to cannibalize my own.
and if we're being honest, imo gyro's gender stuff is way down the list of all the wacko shit she's been getting up to lately. hanging out with actual pedophiles and dogfuckers and advocating for their rights is worse than identifying sexually as a gnome.

Staph is one of those lolcows (others being the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and Patrick Tomlinson) with so much lore that's so deep and intricate that when I'm introducing her to friends, I'll give a rundown, some time passes, then all of a sudden I get a brain blast and remember other insane shit she's done that's essential knowledge. This goes on for weeks at a time if my friend doesn't tell me to shut the fuck up. I have introduced at least 3 friends to Staph this way.

If anyone is looking to introduce Staph to a friend, I personally start off with the womb wizard and confused boner tweets from the OP, then if there's genuine interest I follow it up with the Michael Jackson grooming and druid stuff, like the hex she cast on Donald Trump that one time. If they're hooked then I just go with whatever I can remember first.

It is so bizarre trying to tell people in my life about Stephanie when the topic comes up, I never know how to begin. My natural inclination is to start with DeviantArt, but it's so heavy compared to the silly lighthearted womb wizard nonsense. You never realize how insane and online something is until you try to describe it to a normal person and they look at you like you just grew a second head.

i have introduced staph to a couple friends and i keep them updated on her regular happenings. the initial conversation usually starts with talking about true crime or chris chan or other lolcows, and i just spaz out with an "OMG, so, i follow this freak online that goes by Sapphire Crimson Claw, they believe they're married to the ghosts of jeffrey dahmer, michael jackson, richard ramirez and heath ledger, and...."
it just snowballs out of control, and i can't stop sharing the entire Saga of Sapphire Crimson Yarrow Brownclaw. jaws hang open, questions are asked, people are generally interested in trainwrecks like Staph (or maybe i just hang out with a bunch of internet addicted freaks that love internet drama too). and then i bring up the womb wizard moment and i'll get an "oh my god i remember that meme!" and then i whip open my transmasc enby bi lesbian-coded cripplepunk cyberpunk denim jacket like it's a wizard cloak and show them my authentic Staph patch. talking about Yarrow brings me autistic joy and everyone needs to respect my special interests.

Spoiler

 

[glass_houses]

like the hex she cast on Donald Trump that one time.

I forgot about that one, lol. Definitely successful, that.

but as someone who identifies as one of the crazier gender identities (genderfluid) i fully believe that these new "xenogenders" and the like are absolutely ridiculous

1. no1cur
2. "genderfluid" is just as absurd, self masturbatory, made up and pathetically wannabe as any other gendertrender bullshit. I guarantee you that no matter what costumes you dress up in, what shitty dye jobs you inflict on your hair, what synthetic perfume you douse yourself in, and how many ridiculous pronoun pins you wear, your genitals, muscularskeletal system, gonads, voice, chromosomes, even your fucking smell will mark you out as female.

Mammals are binary. You are a mammal. There is no fluidity. Gender isn't a feeling or an identity. It's fucking hardware.

 

[SporksForEvil]

even your fucking smell will mark you out as female.

Mammals are binary. You are a mammal. There is no fluidity. Gender isn't a feeling or an identity. It's fucking hardware.

Love you too glass_houses
Also, I was born male. I didn't expect you to know that, but I just find that really funny.

But I completely agree with your opinion. Gender isn't a feeling at all and shouldn't be based on feelings. I just believe that Gender roles are gay and anyone should be able to dress and do whatever they like regardless of if they have a dick or a penis. I hate labels and I give myself the bare minimum just to make it easier to explain to people kek

Edit: I absolutely LOVE your profile picture. Metalocalypse is fucking awesome.

 

[alpro whore]

i think some of the standalone events in staphlore are the finest. the mental image of staph overarm tard-whaling a loaf of wholemeal at her mother's skull, salmon slappers slapping and fedora pins jingling, whilst calling her mother abusive, is fucking golden. picturing staph locked safely in her house, with her nose and arsehole mouth pressed up against the window, whilst she seethes and shakes til red in the face because the scary BROWNS are tinkering with her biden flag, only to run to twitter after they leave and screed about how she is going to go out there and fight them for daring to touch her precious flags (of a politician she doesn't even like).

these sorts of moments add comic relief to the fact that she is a vile individual who has done vile things, and who continues to degenerate even more. rip to the days of parking lot weeds and unsuccessfully e-begging for $20 after spending her pocket money on etsy tranny pins.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Imagine this ghost shitbwas real.

Steph claims the last ghost that possessed her was a big meanie that made her do mean things, so she doesn't want to do it anymore.

However loki, her super trustworthy God bf, decided to tell her he wanted to do it anyway by....canceling her medical appointments. And she still said "lol ok"

If it's real, I'm imagining Dahmer or Ramirez standing in front of God, assuming they'll be punished with fire. But instead it's like, "Oh no I have something special."

You get sent back to earth--a house, a place you don't recognize. There is no fire. But you can hear a muppetty voice, just barely in the distance...
"Peepee...poopoo....FWOOSH."

 

[AfghanBlue]

I bet the Loki possession is her gearing up to do more shit she knows is wrong, like grooming those kids, and she's prepping the ground to blame it all on spiritual possession.
She'll be up to some fucky shit on those pedo servers and she is premeditating getting in trouble for it.
You're not smooth, Staph.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I bet the Loki possession is her gearing up to do more shit she knows is wrong, like grooming those kids, and she's prepping the ground to blame it all on spiritual possession.
She'll be up to some fucky shit on those pedo servers and she is premeditating getting in trouble for it.
You're not smooth, Staph.

It's so interesting that you point this out! For the longest time, I swore that she just went for Dahmer and Ramirez because they're two of the most basic bitch points of obsession for true crime fangirls. I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if she went extra basic and suddenly got married to Bundy.

But she wouldn't marry Bundy. Bundy probably isn't even on her radar. But why is that? Bundy liked grown women. Staph likes little boys.

Maybe someone else has pointed it out earlier in the thread (forgive me, I haven't dived back in this morning to continue catching up ) but she absolutely chooses these "husbands"in reflection of her own deviant thoughts. Everything from being violent with her elderly parents to focusing on minors, it's all found in the ghosts.

She's picking out ghosts to build scapegoats. Even her ego and the things she says are all pieces of these men that she's adopted. maybe it's just a coincidence but Ramirez mentioned liking feet in a questionnaire that he filled out in prison, so was her saving her foot pickings merely just gross--or was it meant for him?

I know I'm probably just groping in the dark and reaching too hard. But the patterns are patterning, and I'm not above being autistic enough to effort post about it. You are 10000% correct that she's up to something and gearing up for it.
Godbear grant me strength I might have to profile the womb wizard. Give me your puzzle pieces.

 

[SporksForEvil]

I bet the Loki possession is her gearing up to do more shit she knows is wrong, like grooming those kids, and she's prepping the ground to blame it all on spiritual possession.
She'll be up to some fucky shit on those pedo servers and she is premeditating getting in trouble for it.
You're not smooth, Staph.

She's already way to comfortable reposting shit from pedos in that cesspit mastadon server. I'd bet my life savings she's gonna become one

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's so interesting that you point this out! For the longest time, I swore that she just went for Dahmer and Ramirez because they're two of the most basic bitch points of obsession for true crime fangirls. I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if she went extra basic and suddenly got married to Bundy.

But she wouldn't marry Bundy. Bundy probably isn't even on her radar. But why is that? Bundy liked grown women. Staph likes little boys.

Maybe someone else has pointed it out earlier in the thread (forgive me, I haven't dived back in this morning to continue catching up ) but she absolutely chooses these "husbands"in reflection of her own deviant thoughts. Everything from being violent with her elderly parents to focusing on minors, it's all found in the ghosts.

She's picking out ghosts to build scapegoats. Even her ego and the things she says are all pieces of these men that she's adopted. maybe it's just a coincidence but Ramirez mentioned liking feet in a questionnaire that he filled out in prison, so was her saving her foot pickings merely just gross--or was it meant for him?

I know I'm probably just groping in the dark and reaching too hard. But the patterns are patterning, and I'm not above being autistic enough to effort post about it. You are 10000% correct that she's up to something and gearing up for it.
Godbear grant me strength I might have to profile the womb wizard. Give me your puzzle pieces.

That's an interesting point, I hadn't thought of that. And ofc Michael Jackson was bang into his little boys.

In terms of what she would gear up to use Loki as an excuse for, It seems like anything and everything can be ascribed to being " messages from him" according to his retarded tumblr fandom, so she's got carte blanche for what she can blame him for.

She she's already given away her ace card though, if it got to a prosecution part of trying to excuse herself for insanity if she did anything bad enough to get into proper trouble - the fact she has repeatedly, knowingly stated that her parents bullshitted to get her out of a psychiatric hold by lying that the whole family was into ghosts as their religion.

It shows she knows it's a excuse and is not above bullshitting spirituality to get out of things.

She just can't stop over sharing, it's the beginning and end of all of her issues.

 

[Childe]

She's already way to comfortable reposting shit from pedos in that cesspit mastadon server. I'd bet my life savings she's gonna become one

She’s already friends with a transnazi. Forgot to post this little gem I screenshotted, the marine larper she’s friendly with has some interesting labels.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Ah! See, remember: Michael and her split. Which could easily just be her losing interest. However, I offer this: she dropped Michael because, despite everything, there are still people who doubt he diddled kids at all. If it comes out that she's done something, she can't point to him and say, "his ghost made me do it!" She knows someone, inevitably, will claim that he never touched kids. Then she'd be put into a situation where she'd have to sit there and actually argue that he did, and so forth. Can't have that, can we? Not when there's hard proof that Dahmer and Ramirez did crimes to children, ages six to fourteen. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the age range Staph likes to sniff around. I'd bet my bottom dollar on it.

Loki, poetically, is an enigma in this situation: he's at once absolutely perfectly her type and completely unsurprising, and yet he doesn't fit in at all. Staph is a tumblrite that claims to do magic and she has a history of edgelord deities that she's gravitated towards. Yet again, she's proving my point that she's just following the footsteps of the other fangirls. Again: Staph prefers the romanticized and inaccurate version of her men.

The thing about Loki is that he's just...silly. Like in Norse mythology, he was just a prankster god of chaos. His whole thing was that he was going to start Ragnarok. It's difficult to look up anything about him since now, all you get is capeshit. But it makes me wonder what she plans on pinning on him. Loki seems to be there sex and ego, and her personality seems more trollish now that he's in the picture.

@AfghanBlue it won't let me reply or quote you. But that's interesting, about her parents trying to back up her bullshit to get her out of a hold.

Spoiler

Thanks to where I used to work (as well as my own hobbies and interests), I consider myself fairly knowledgeable on our prison and mental health systems. At least a bit more than the layman. If indeed Staph faces any sort of prosecution and she tries this shit, it 100% will not go over well. IF she goes for the criminally insane route, the system is set up in such a way that she'll still be doing time regardless. She would likely be housed with other inmates who are being processed in the meantime, until the courts and officials can figure out whether she's mentally sound enough for any sort of trial. Spoiler: she is. Our systems are critically understaffed and bloated, so it would take a very long time. Will we ever see her behind bars or in a straightjacket? No. She isn't nearly "crazy" enough to actually be considered criminally insane, and i doubt her parents will be there to bail her out.

I think if she faces anything, it'll be for hurting her parents. She has easy access to them, a history of hurting them, and they're elderly so she isn't physically outmatched. Staph is, if anything, a lazy toad and I don't see her putting in the work to actually like....go out or try and lure someone to her house. Ramirez has plenty of elderly victims, so she could just point to him.

She's gearing up for something in that server to come to light. But I think that it will be her parents, particularly her dad, that will be targets.

edited to put some of the sperging behind a spoiler.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've found a pretty effective way to regale lolcow lore is to start off simple, i.e. "and then one time she channeled the spirit of Michael Jackson to groom teens on Deviantart and say the N word" and when they ask for more, explain just enough but leave it open-ended, like "she apologized for it but accepted no responsibility and stayed married to MJ's ghost anyway." Then you can have something resembling a conversation instead of schizo ramblings.

"May... may your womb be barren!"
*record scratch*
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering..."

Imagine this ghost shitbwas real.

Steph claims the last ghost that possessed her was a big meanie that made her do mean things, so she doesn't want to do it anymore.

However loki, her super trustworthy God bf, decided to tell her he wanted to do it anyway by....canceling her medical appointments. And she still said "lol ok"

"The god I worship and fiancé (I am already ghost-married to two other dudes but) is an ancient god of trickery and chaos. Why does my alarm clock keep mysteriously not working, my cat knock stuff over, my appointments not go through, and my totally-real trans organization accidentally miss application deadlines?"

If it were real, yeah: trickster god. As the kids say, "duh."

If Stephanie wants to complete her transition into an edgy fedora neckbeard, she should look into Discordianism. But, like, fundamentalist Discordianism; reading the original books and trying to replicate the specific forced-wacky humor with no originality of her own, and posting weekly to remind us about hot dog buns. Also she should memorize Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Neckbeards like cargo-cult humor.

I bet the Loki possession is her gearing up to do more shit she knows is wrong, like grooming those kids, and she's prepping the ground to blame it all on spiritual possession.

This is exactly what I would think if a normal person were doing it, but I'll confess: I have a hard time getting my head around Stephanie. Does she truly believe this stuff, all of it, some of it, or what? It's baffling and I don't think there's any way to get an answer.

 

[Help Never Came]

She’s already friends with a transnazi. Forgot to post this little gem I screenshotted, the marine larper she’s friendly with has some interesting labels.
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Lol. I bet if not for the fact that she's already decided kiwis are nazis, she'd be completely cool with nazism by now, as long as those nazis aren't transphobes/"antis".

 

[SporksForEvil]

She’s already friends with a transnazi. Forgot to post this little gem I screenshotted, the marine larper she’s friendly with has some interesting labels.
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Christ, how the actual fuck do you live with yourself with a mlm-themed nambla triangle and zoophile flag on your profile as well as being a fucking nazi? As well as being trans?? How has this faggot not killed xeself yet??

Lol. I bet if not for the fact that she's already decided kiwis are nazis, she'd be completely cool with nazism by now, as long as those nazis aren't transphobes/"antis".

No!! You don't understand!! Their one of the good ones!!!

 

[Vandy2]

Bundy liked grown women. Staph likes little boys.

@Chromeo Correct me if I'm wrong, but the DA kids were mostly girls weren't they?

I don't believe Gyro's a pedophile, they just want to have power over vulnerable people.

 

[SporksForEvil]

@Chromeo Correct me if I'm wrong, but the DA kids were mostly girls weren't they?

I don't believe Gyro's a pedophile, they just want to have power over vulnerable people.

Idk about you man, but I think if the vulnerable people includes children, your a pedophile

 

[Sailor Swift]

@Chromeo Correct me if I'm wrong, but the DA kids were mostly girls weren't they?

I don't believe Gyro's a pedophile, they just want to have power over vulnerable people.

Were they girls or were they kids that claimed they were trans or gay or whatever? Either way, it matches the victim type of her husbands.

 

[alpro whore]

She’s already friends with a transnazi. Forgot to post this little gem I screenshotted, the marine larper she’s friendly with has some interesting labels.
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'mesoteleio'? crikey gyro has some completely batshit labels but this lunatic knocks the ball straight out the park. sounds like something from fucking jurassic park, i have no idea what it could mean (and nor do i probably want to know, or google in fear of being put on a government list)

 

[Vandy2]

Idk about you man, but I think if the vulnerable people includes children, your a pedophile

Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children. I don't believe Gyro is. They want to be worshipped. They've really only shown attraction to adults. They put themselves in the role of the victim in their shitty pedo/zoo fan fics because they fetishize being a victim. They WISH they were a victim of rape or incest because victims get put on a pedestal in online arguments and can do no wrong.

I don't even think they have POCD because they lie about everything for attention and self diagnose. IIRC their POCD thoughts were mostly sexual fantasies about Papa Friggly molesting them.
They were inappropriate with the DA kids absolutely but I think it was to be put in a position of power rather over them than getting actual sexual gratification. Gyro is just genuinely a complete and utter moron and thought it was/is okay to treat kids as "equals" in every single way including making dumb dirty jokes and speculating on celebrity dick size.

Were they girls or were they kids that claimed they were trans or gay or whatever? Either way, it matches the victim type of her husbands.

2009 was pre-gender politics. I feel that didn't really pop off until around 2012-2013 when Tumblr became more popular.