Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AutoClownMaker]

Pat just wants to make money off the MPD. He’s been making threats about “suing for a million dollars” for years. Way before anyone knew that from *hearing him screech that threat at MPD officers, Torswats said that’s what Pat had told him was his motivation for buying SWATs.

Did the pests document this in one someplace as the volume of Patrick lore is vast and details can be missed.

 

[Piggle Rick]

My prediction is that in 2025 patrick will be outed as a pedo he hangs out with too many chomos to not be one himself

Nah, if he was genuinely a chomo he’d have fought to retain some contact with his daughter even if it was just so he could lend her to “Uncle” Paul. My guess is he’s just too retarded to know all his friends are short-eyes.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I think he says that because those old "ai" sites say he looks ten years younger than he is. To me he looks a decade older due to how his fatfolds on his face look, greying hair, and wrinkles.

The Worldcon pics made him look ancient. He's at the age where all the boozing and shitty eating habits are starting to take their toll. I still see a real possibility of us getting a heart attack arc in the not too distant future.

The shit he posts on X is apparently after careful consideration? WTF.
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All these "Enjoy prison, stalker." tweets lost... like tears in the rain.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The Worldcon pics made him look ancient. He's at the age where all the boozing and shitty eating habits are starting to take their toll. I still see a real possibility of us getting a heart attack arc in the not too distant future.

Assume it does happen. Does he keep it hidden and suppress all knowledge and then when the pests find it on some police scanner report he starts screaming about violating hippos? Or does he play it up as “even super healthy many men like me need modern HarrisHealthcare” and try to get asspats from X?

Ha! It was a trick question! Of course he’ll fatly try to do both and fail udderly.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

He's having a manic meltdown on X again and making some bizarre statements. Did some bad news drop recently?

 

[grapeshark77]

The response to his suit is due next week, might be that? He'd know the behind-the-scenes. Hard to keep up with his frantic tweets but he's talking to the guy who caught Torswats, not good!



or might be getting mocked by actual authors like Brian/Leslie. New lore unlocked, he's a bigger joke in the scene than I thought.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The response to his suit is due next week, might be that? He'd know the behind-the-scenes. Hard to keep up with his frantic tweets but he's talking to the guy who caught Torswats, not good!

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or might be getting mocked by actual authors like Brian/Leslie. New lore unlocked, he's a bigger joke in the scene than I thought.

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A new patposter in the making I hope. Having a PI on the funsters side is likely to be hilarious with any sort of advice on opsec or avoiding trolls, or even investigating his pepperoni business.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The response to his suit is due next week

On the 4th to be precise.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The response to his suit is due next week, might be that? He'd know the behind-the-scenes. Hard to keep up with his frantic tweets but he's talking to the guy who caught Torswats, not good!

I'm sure upsetting the guy who caught Torswats will work out well for him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did the pests document this in one someplace as the volume of Patrick lore is vast and details can be missed.

You can use the search function to find references ITT, or watch the relevant Cryptic Web Chronicles episode(s). To my knowledge there is no analogue to the paidquasi.lol site for the police lawsuit.

Oh dear:

 

[Post Reply]

NoooOOOooo child, I have never ordered premade slop delivered to my door. I always drive to the grocery store or the local bar to pick up my slop in person!


Patrick lies about putting his trotters to use. What happened to Susan, did she finally rust out?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After sharing Rick’s latest with a friend, he responded: “Does he call everyone child bc he is always lactating?”

*rimjob*

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

NoooOOOooo child, I have never ordered premade slop delivered to my door. I always drive to the grocery store or the local bar to pick up my slop in person!
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Patrick lies about putting his trotters to use. What happened to Susan, did she finally rust out?
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Death toll reaches nine in listeria outbreak linked to Boar’s Head deli meat

So Premium it kills people.


six blocks a hard walk? That's like a ten minute walk you fat fuck lol

 

[Post Reply]

After sharing Rick’s latest with a friend, he responded: “Does he call everyone child bc he is always lactating?”

*rimjob*

Rimshot, one hopes...

 

[FinnSven]

NoooOOOooo child, I have never ordered premade slop delivered to my door. I always drive to the grocery store or the local bar to pick up my slop in person!
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Patrick lies about putting his trotters to use. What happened to Susan, did she finally rust out?
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Fatrick thinks he can comment on food safety as he has high standards for the meat which goes into his pepperoni.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

On the 4th to be precise.

Thanks Mr. Hardin, I gotta say, your posts are always concise and informative, keep up the good work.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

The Indycar series is returning after several years away to the Wisconsin State Fair circuit this week for the famous Milwaukee Mile. The Wisconsin State Fair Park was also once the part-time home of his beloved Green Bay Packers.

I would have thought that a renowned auto expert who blogged as Torque Wheeler and Green Bay Packers fan would have mentioned this at least once in the past week. Surely Pat wouldn't lie about being an expert about things he has no interest in?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'm watching the DSP/null/kc re-upload and Phil said he's 42. I was genuinely surprised. I thought he was a rough mid to late 30s. He looks his age. Rick is 2 years older and looks like he could be Phil's dad's loser high school friend that he occasionally hangs out with. The guy looks at least 15 years older than he actually is. They are roughly the same age and have poor lifestyles but look a generation apart. Really shows what alcoholism and rage pigging all day do to a nigga.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Death toll reaches nine in listeria outbreak linked to Boar’s Head deli meat

So Premium it kills people.


six blocks a hard walk? That's like a ten minute walk you fat fuck lol

Premium formed pig blocks. All natural. Overpriced.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick is attempting to correct the narrative on Brian Keene, but he broke his own thread and seems to have deleted it?