Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
one of Aaron's big things was how much money he was saving by not having to shop there. Something like 300 bucks a month just by switching back to Aldi.

I'm sure things are just going swimmingly well and the old balldo bunker with that kind of attitude.
The tripartite pact between balldoman, xanniegoblin, and cokewhore could never be so stressed by a lack of funds that they need to sell property to stay afloat. Surely.
He might reject a deal and go beyond ralphamale.
He will go even further beyond and become Disco.
 
Yes, and black women in the American south like to eat clay.
Wypipo don't season they deodorant
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A few minutes into nick watching April's hearing, he comments on the judge mirandizing her and says something like "funny how she's doing that when the cops did that during the arrest and then ignored it"

Is he claiming he or April was coerced to talk or what? Tf does that even mean?
 
It's also widely acknowledged that children are children and will refuse to eat nutritionally good food.

I work with kids and some of their diets are awful and they don't have good self control when it comes to sugar intake. This is usually thanks to parents not establishing a healthy relationship with food. This includes being too strict and being too lax. Some kids get stuck eating nothing but sugary stuff or chicken nuggets.

What Nick may have done is worse. A healthy relationship with food is really difficult to manage for many people. If Nick and Kayla aren't teaching them to cook and allowing cucks to serve the children spaghettios and pop tarts, I imagine these kids will grow up to be like most children these days. Where food is an addiction and a poor diet will lead to many health issues.
I watch my nieces and nephews every so often and having them eat a protein that is not fried, with tomato sauce, or smothered in a sugary sauce is a hurdle. You typically have to play a pantomime or be the bad guy to get them to eat it. I’ve played the bad guy so much that I probably will not be the cool uncle. My sister-in-laws and brother-in-laws appreciate it though. Means they don’t have to be the bad guy all the time for saying no desert.

I’m honestly wondering if there was a parent who disciplined anyone in Nick’s house. Or if that was a Grandpa and Grandma thing.
 
How niggerly lazy are these people?! A home-office job dad, a mother that does fuck else, a nanny. Holy shit, how they can be such niggers but being fucking deranged addicts?
Nick was right! He is a hoodling, a wigger and not a white bread ass nigga! He's having a nigga moment right now! He's acting in an illogical and self destructive manner ever since the cops found the coke!
Funny how Eric July is and will forever be more of a white man than Nick because he hasn't done drugs or a (soon to be) criminal record.
 
Goodbye Fresh, Hello WIC!
How niggerly lazy are these people?! A home-office job dad, a mother that does fuck else, a nanny. Holy shit, how they can be such niggers but being fucking deranged addicts?
If it was one of the subscription plans which is all pre-prepared meals rather than portioned ingredients, then Nick's "cooking" amounted to no more than heating things up.
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This nigger "trad-dad" changed to fucking pre-boiled bagged eggs even before he started the junkie-arc. (Maybe had few experiences with weed gummies and first mdma experience at this point, not entirely sure?)

The rub is that Nick USED to do actual cooking streams. Nothing terribly complex or gourmet, but he does know how to cook and showed evidence of doing it. The videos are still up on YouTube and LOCALS.

Nick had a couple of proper jobs.

Entry-level, perhaps, but nothing that was more than 50k per annum. His own recounting of those employments were uncomplimentary and painted himself as a poor employee.
 
Here's another fun thing with April and Aaron: Aaron would typically do the shopping when they were married, but April was not allowing Aaron to shop at Aldi or even Walmart. I don't remember what the boutique grocery chain equivalent is in St Cloud (IDK if Whole Foods goes out that far), but one of Aaron's big things was how much money he was saving by not having to shop there.
Not in St. Cloud, but there is both a Whole Foods and Trader Joe's in nearby(ish) Maple Grove. Both of those I would consider more upscale (and expensive) than many other supermarkets.

EDIT to add: There's apparently also some non mega chain boutique crap in St Cloud proper too. Such as.
 
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Is he claiming he or April was coerced to talk or what? Tf does that even mean?
Yes. His motion to suppress included a section on suppressing April's confession to the cops at the scene. He claims they mirandized her (supported by quotes from the bodycam footage) and then that they subsequently interrogated her (not given any supporting quotes or citations).

I think he's full of shit, hence the selective quoting. My guess is they were respecting her invocation of her rights and then she started blabbing anyway. But we will see when we see the DA's response to his motion.
 
I believe it is Palmyra Productions.
There are a few different organizations that go by this name, but the most likely candidate appears to be this YouTube account. The playlist of legal videos actually includes this Rekieta stream. Their uploads are fairly old, but they have used the account to comment on videos within the past couple of weeks. The channel description is interesting:
This is not our business channel. It is more of a channel for all of us here to use, since we are in the business of Content creators. A channel with a little bit of everything from music, reality TV Horror play Throughs etc
I wonder what this "business" they keep vague-posting about might be.
 
I feel like the missing puzzle piece is Nick's comment about not having a prenup with Kayla. There is something that is keeping him legally married to Kayla. Something about the idea of divorcing her that has him spooked. Money? I dunno, but that's usually a factor in prenups.
It's money. Think about it. What are they honestly going to do if they got divorced? Kayla takes everything and divorce rapes Nick. Nick gets fucked over. Kayla can do nothing with the rest of her life still. She still has five kids, and hasn't worked in nearly two decades. Even with child support, five kids is a lot. It's also not like she's going to find a new man any time soon. Men will tolerate a single mother of 1, mmmaaaayyybbeee 2. But five? Fuck no. She also can't handle daily life now, forget being by herself. Neither have any incentive to get divorced. Nick would be financially ruined and Kayla's physically useless.

I can see them both saying "Well....we don't love each other anymore. But divorce is too messy....so what do we do?" Hence, the Qover.
 
It's money. Think about it. What are they honestly going to do if they got divorced? Kayla takes everything and divorce rapes Nick. Nick gets fucked over. Kayla can do nothing with the rest of her life still. She still has five kids, and hasn't worked in nearly two decades. Even with child support, five kids is a lot. It's also not like she's going to find a new man any time soon. Men will tolerate a single mother of 1, mmmaaaayyybbeee 2. But five? Fuck no. She also can't handle daily life now, forget being by herself. Neither have any incentive to get divorced. Nick would be financially ruined and Kayla's physically useless.

I can see them both saying "Well....we don't love each other anymore. But divorce is too messy....so what do we do?" Hence, the Qover.
You do what a strong majority of married couples do under much less fucked up circumstances. You suck it up until the kids are all 18 and then you jump ship. He has a ways to go.
 
I thought this had been covered. Lady R was Nick's slang for COCAINE.
Yes and no, that's stupid and doesn't answer my question which is about him pretending to love and give a shit about his wife, and when did he stop. At some point he started using bathroom breaks for cocaine slang. What I specifically want to know is when he dropped the "loving husband" charade.

Respectfully.
 
He claims they mirandized her (supported by quotes from the bodycam footage) and then that they subsequently interrogated her (not given any supporting quotes or citations).
Yea? Anyone who's watched JCS or EWU knows that cops will needle you for information or try to get you to talk after they mirandize you. It's on you not to talk, not them not to ask questions.

Isnt this nigga a lawyer? shouldnt he know that?
 
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You do what a strong majority of married couples do under much less fucked up circumstances. You suck it up until the kids are all 18 and then you jump ship. He has a ways to go.
No way Nick will survive another 10 years. He isn't like Ralph. He doesn't have the white trash genetics to grow like mold on whatever drugs and processed garbage are available in a Memphis trailer park. Nick already looks like what a holocaust victim would have looked like if the holocaust were real.
 
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